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Foof76 said:Just thinking of you relaxes me....until I start getting antsy!
And GOD ..... you are sexy when you are antsy.... mmmm....
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And GOD ..... you are sexy when you are antsy.... mmmm....
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hi ya FooF!!! 
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Foof76 said:Thanks! It would be better if I could find my Bear
Welll.... we had 15 mins...
Sorry my love.. roadworks delayed me getting home.. and I HAD to have a shower.... I am so sorry....
I hope I didn't make you late for work. Saying goodbye is so so hard to do...
Well, I was a tiny bit late, but being with you is always worth it.DirtyBear said:Welll.... we had 15 mins...
Sorry my love.. roadworks delayed me getting home.. and I HAD to have a shower.... I am so sorry....
I hope I didn't make you late for work. Saying goodbye is so so hard to do...
Thinking of you. I hope that you are feeling better, I miss you.
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Foof76 said:Thinking of you, my poor sick darling. I hope that you are feeling better, I miss you so much!!
For the love of my life....
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The love of your life..... mmmm... I like the sound of that....
I love you too my darling.... and wish you had been here to just cuddle me....
I feel much better now though... and you are the love of my life (and any other lives I may have had).
Well, been a week, and no posts. I know this turd is dying a sad lonely death, lol. Anyway, I didn't want to start a whole new one for these, so I thought I'd share them here. I got some funny emails today. Just wanted to share.
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For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free.
Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a
little sausage.
Men are like....
1. Men are like ...Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like .....Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually
head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department
Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like .......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to
mature.
9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.
10. Men are like ..Popcorn .... They satisfy you, but only for a little
while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when
they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very
bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are
handicapped.
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For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free.
Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a
little sausage.
Men are like....
1. Men are like ...Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like .....Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually
head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department
Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like .......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to
mature.
9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.
10. Men are like ..Popcorn .... They satisfy you, but only for a little
while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when
they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very
bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are
handicapped.
This next one is interactive...if any ladies (or men for a giggle) want to do one, just post your actress here. These Cosmo type quizzes always crack me up.
For the record, I am Debbie Reynolds.
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Ever wonder which movie star you are most like?
Don't read ahead please!
Well, a team of researchers got together and
analyzed the personalities of movie stars.
They gathered info that has been incorporated into
this quiz.
There are only 10 questions so it doesn't take long.
Number your paper from 1 to 10, then Answer each
question with the choice that most describes you at this point in your
life, and then
add up the points that correspond with your answers.
Send this to all of your friends (including person who sent it to
you) with your star's name in the subject line.
And don't ruin the fun by not responding!! Unless of
course you want to just delete this email
Don't look ahead or you will ruin the fun!
1 Which describes your perfect date?
a) Candlelight dinner for two
b) Amusement Park
c) Rollerblading in the park
d) Rock Concert
e) Have dinner & see a movie
f) Dinner at home with a loved one
2. What is your favorite type of music?
a) Rock and Roll
b) Alternative
c) Soft Rock
d) Classical
e) Christian
f) Jazz
3. What is your favorite type of movie?
a) Comedy
b) Horror
c) Musical
d) Romance
e) Documentary
f) Mystery
4. Which of the following jobs would you choose if you were given only these choices?
a) Waiter/Waitress
b) Sports Player
c) Teacher
d) Policeman
e) Bartender
f) Business person
5. Which would you rather do if you had an hour to waste?
a) Work out
b) Make out
c) Watch TV
d) Listen to the radio
e) Sleep
f) Read
6. Of the following colors, which do you like best?
a) Yellow
b) White
c) Sky blue
d) Teal
e) Gold
f) Red
7. Which one of the following would you like to eat right now?
a) Ice cream
b) Pizza
c) Sushi
d) Pasta
e) Salad
f) Lobster Tail
8. Which is your favorite holiday?
a) Halloween
b) Christmas
c) New Year's
d) Valentine's Day
e) Thanksgiving
f) Fourth of July
9. If you could go to any of the following places, which would it be?
a) Reno
b) Spain
c) Las Vegas
d) Hawaii
e) Hollywood
f) British Columbia
10. Of the following, who would you rather spend time with?
a) Someone who is smart
b) Someone with good looks
c) Someone who is a party animal
d) Someone who has fun all the time
e) Someone who is very emotional
f) Someone who is fun to be with
Now total up your points on each question:
1. a-4 b-2 c-5 d-1 e-3 f-6
2. a-2 b-1 c-4 d-5 e-3 f-6
3. a-2 b-1 c-3 d-4 e-5 f-6
4. a-4 b-5 c-3 d-2 e-1 f-6
5. a-5 b-4 c-2 d-1 e-3 f-6
6. a-1 b-5 c-3 d-2 e-4 f-6
7. a-3 b-2 c-1 d-4 e-5 f-6
8. a-1 b-3 c-2 d-4 e-5 f-6
9. a-4 b-5 c-1 d-4 e-3 f-6
10. a-5 b-2 c-1 d-3 e-4 f-6
NOW, take your total and find out which Movie Star you are most like:
(10-17 points) You are MADONNA:
You are wild and crazy and you know it. You know how have fun,
but you may take it to extremes. You know what you are doing
though, and are much in control of your own life. People don't
always see things your way, but that doesn't mean that you should
do away with your beliefs. Try to remember that your bold spirit
can lead to hurting yourself and others.
(18-26 points) You are DORIS DAY:
You are fun, friendly, and popular! You are a real crowd pleaser.
You have probably been out on the town your share of times, yet you
come home with the values that your mother taught you. Marriage and
children are very important to you, but only after you have fun.
Don't let the people you please influence you to dismray.
(27-34 points) You are DEBBIE REYNOLDS:
You are cute, and everyone loves you. You are a best
friend that no one takes the chance of losing. You never hurt
feelings and seldom have your own feelings hurt. Life is a breeze. You
are witty, and calm most of the time. Just keep clear of back jabbers, and you are worry-free.
(35-42 points) You are GRACE KELLY:
You are a lover. Romance, flowers, and wine are all you need to
enjoy yourself. You are serious about all commitments and are a
family person. You call your Mom every Sunday, and never forget a Birthday. Don't let your passion for romance get confused with the real thing.
(43-50 points) You are KATHERINE HEPBURN:
You are smart, a real thinker. Every situation is
approached with a plan. You are very healthy in mind and body. You
don't take crap from anyone. You have only a couple of individuals
that you consider "real friends". You teach strong family values. Keep your
feet planted in them, but don't overlook a bad situation when it does happen.
(51-60 points) You are ELIZABETH TAYLOR:
Everyone is in awe of you. You know what you want and how to get
it. You have more friends than you know what to do with. Your word
is your bond. Everyone knows when you say something is money in
the bank. You attract the opposite sex. Your intelligence
overwhelms most. Your memory is the next thing to photographic.
Everyone admires you because you are so considerate and lovable. You know
how to enjoy life and treat people right.
For the record, I am Debbie Reynolds.
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Ever wonder which movie star you are most like?
Don't read ahead please!
Well, a team of researchers got together and
analyzed the personalities of movie stars.
They gathered info that has been incorporated into
this quiz.
There are only 10 questions so it doesn't take long.
Number your paper from 1 to 10, then Answer each
question with the choice that most describes you at this point in your
life, and then
add up the points that correspond with your answers.
Send this to all of your friends (including person who sent it to
you) with your star's name in the subject line.
And don't ruin the fun by not responding!! Unless of
course you want to just delete this email
Don't look ahead or you will ruin the fun!
1 Which describes your perfect date?
a) Candlelight dinner for two
b) Amusement Park
c) Rollerblading in the park
d) Rock Concert
e) Have dinner & see a movie
f) Dinner at home with a loved one
2. What is your favorite type of music?
a) Rock and Roll
b) Alternative
c) Soft Rock
d) Classical
e) Christian
f) Jazz
3. What is your favorite type of movie?
a) Comedy
b) Horror
c) Musical
d) Romance
e) Documentary
f) Mystery
4. Which of the following jobs would you choose if you were given only these choices?
a) Waiter/Waitress
b) Sports Player
c) Teacher
d) Policeman
e) Bartender
f) Business person
5. Which would you rather do if you had an hour to waste?
a) Work out
b) Make out
c) Watch TV
d) Listen to the radio
e) Sleep
f) Read
6. Of the following colors, which do you like best?
a) Yellow
b) White
c) Sky blue
d) Teal
e) Gold
f) Red
7. Which one of the following would you like to eat right now?
a) Ice cream
b) Pizza
c) Sushi
d) Pasta
e) Salad
f) Lobster Tail
8. Which is your favorite holiday?
a) Halloween
b) Christmas
c) New Year's
d) Valentine's Day
e) Thanksgiving
f) Fourth of July
9. If you could go to any of the following places, which would it be?
a) Reno
b) Spain
c) Las Vegas
d) Hawaii
e) Hollywood
f) British Columbia
10. Of the following, who would you rather spend time with?
a) Someone who is smart
b) Someone with good looks
c) Someone who is a party animal
d) Someone who has fun all the time
e) Someone who is very emotional
f) Someone who is fun to be with
Now total up your points on each question:
1. a-4 b-2 c-5 d-1 e-3 f-6
2. a-2 b-1 c-4 d-5 e-3 f-6
3. a-2 b-1 c-3 d-4 e-5 f-6
4. a-4 b-5 c-3 d-2 e-1 f-6
5. a-5 b-4 c-2 d-1 e-3 f-6
6. a-1 b-5 c-3 d-2 e-4 f-6
7. a-3 b-2 c-1 d-4 e-5 f-6
8. a-1 b-3 c-2 d-4 e-5 f-6
9. a-4 b-5 c-1 d-4 e-3 f-6
10. a-5 b-2 c-1 d-3 e-4 f-6
NOW, take your total and find out which Movie Star you are most like:
(10-17 points) You are MADONNA:
You are wild and crazy and you know it. You know how have fun,
but you may take it to extremes. You know what you are doing
though, and are much in control of your own life. People don't
always see things your way, but that doesn't mean that you should
do away with your beliefs. Try to remember that your bold spirit
can lead to hurting yourself and others.
(18-26 points) You are DORIS DAY:
You are fun, friendly, and popular! You are a real crowd pleaser.
You have probably been out on the town your share of times, yet you
come home with the values that your mother taught you. Marriage and
children are very important to you, but only after you have fun.
Don't let the people you please influence you to dismray.
(27-34 points) You are DEBBIE REYNOLDS:
You are cute, and everyone loves you. You are a best
friend that no one takes the chance of losing. You never hurt
feelings and seldom have your own feelings hurt. Life is a breeze. You
are witty, and calm most of the time. Just keep clear of back jabbers, and you are worry-free.
(35-42 points) You are GRACE KELLY:
You are a lover. Romance, flowers, and wine are all you need to
enjoy yourself. You are serious about all commitments and are a
family person. You call your Mom every Sunday, and never forget a Birthday. Don't let your passion for romance get confused with the real thing.
(43-50 points) You are KATHERINE HEPBURN:
You are smart, a real thinker. Every situation is
approached with a plan. You are very healthy in mind and body. You
don't take crap from anyone. You have only a couple of individuals
that you consider "real friends". You teach strong family values. Keep your
feet planted in them, but don't overlook a bad situation when it does happen.
(51-60 points) You are ELIZABETH TAYLOR:
Everyone is in awe of you. You know what you want and how to get
it. You have more friends than you know what to do with. Your word
is your bond. Everyone knows when you say something is money in
the bank. You attract the opposite sex. Your intelligence
overwhelms most. Your memory is the next thing to photographic.
Everyone admires you because you are so considerate and lovable. You know
how to enjoy life and treat people right.
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I'm Grace Kelly too....36 for me
bitchgoddess3
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im grace kelly too....
if only i looked that way in real life...
if only i looked that way in real life...
I just had to post this because I found it in an old email file and laughed my ass off all over again. Just wanted to share the love....with the whole 2 people who still check this thread, lol.
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i282/foof76/killakitten.jpg
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i282/foof76/killakitten.jpg
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Foof76 said:I just had to post this because I found it in an old email file and laughed my ass off all over again. Just wanted to share the love....with the whole 2 people who still check this thread, lol.
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i282/foof76/killakitten.jpg
oh my god, foof !! this used to be my screensaver at work!!
you are fabulous..
