Firsts

2008 Toyota Corolla - still have it.

First Kiss?

Susan Brown. 4th grade. She was really cute. Invited me over to her house for a playdate and locked us in the garage so she could lock lips with me.

First serious boyfriend/girlfriend?
 
Susan Brown. 4th grade. She was really cute. Invited me over to her house for a playdate and locked us in the garage so she could lock lips with me.

First serious boyfriend/girlfriend?

I was a junior in college. I loved his family, but he was a nightmare. When I said I wanted to break up, he tried to kill us both by driving over the median of a 4-lane highway into oncoming traffic. Thank God his car was a piece of crap and didn't make it all the way across.

First time you remember feeling like an actual adult?
 
I was a junior in college. I loved his family, but he was a nightmare. When I said I wanted to break up, he tried to kill us both by driving over the median of a 4-lane highway into oncoming traffic. Thank God his car was a piece of crap and didn't make it all the way across.

First time you remember feeling like an actual adult?

Signing the documents to buy my first condo. No roommates. My equity. My own pet. My own everything. Fucking liberating. Didn’t need someone else’s furniture or worry about wall color or nails to hang things.

First time you voted?
 
Signing the documents to buy my first condo. No roommates. My equity. My own pet. My own everything. Fucking liberating. Didn’t need someone else’s furniture or worry about wall color or nails to hang things.

First time you voted?

I was 18. It is compulsory here in Australia.

First TV show you ever got hooked on?
 
The Mighty Boosh (I grew up in a house without a TV. I thought this was *normal* programming because of my lack of exposure, lol)

First pet?

Guinea pigs. Where I learnt that a mama rodent will have babies with her son rodent, and the son rodent will trample the babies. It was a steep learning curve at 8 years old. 😩

First job?
 
Guinea pigs. Where I learnt that a mama rodent will have babies with her son rodent, and the son rodent will trample the babies. It was a steep learning curve at 8 years old. 😩

First job?

Working at a hallmark store as soon I was old enough to get working papers. Walkable from both my high school and my house. Quiet store, I got to chill more than work. Always smelled like scented candles.

First Halloween costume?
 
Working at a hallmark store as soon I was old enough to get working papers. Walkable from both my high school and my house. Quiet store, I got to chill more than work. Always smelled like scented candles.

First Halloween costume?

First and so far only, 6 years ago I was Jack the Ripper at a party / gallery opening some friends had put together. Red waistcoat, black cloak, cane, and something to darken the circles around my eyes. Boring party, sadly.

First athletic achievement?
 
First and so far only, 6 years ago I was Jack the Ripper at a party / gallery opening some friends had put together. Red waistcoat, black cloak, cane, and something to darken the circles around my eyes. Boring party, sadly.

First athletic achievement?

Bwahah Hahaha hahahaha hahahaha
Ok sorry. A question about athletics. Probably making the volleyball team in high school, but I hated it. I hated team sports. It wasn’t until I learned proper lifting form and took classes at the gym I belonged to that I started to enjoy physical fitness for the sake of fitness.

First ‘award’ received?
 
First and so far only, 6 years ago I was Jack the Ripper at a party / gallery opening some friends had put together. Red waistcoat, black cloak, cane, and something to darken the circles around my eyes. Boring party, sadly.

First athletic achievement?

I competed in cross country running events from junior primary age. My favourite achievement was coming 20-something out of a couple of hundred, beating my dad, at aged 12.

First time you ever cussed in front of your parents?
 
Bwahah Hahaha hahahaha hahahaha
Ok sorry. A question about athletics. Probably making the volleyball team in high school, but I hated it. I hated team sports. It wasn’t until I learned proper lifting form and took classes at the gym I belonged to that I started to enjoy physical fitness for the sake of fitness.

First ‘award’ received?

Probably the one I received when I passed my first music exam. I'd have been around 7, I think. I was so, so nervous! It went well, though, and I got a pass. Not an amazing pass, but a pass none the less.

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First job you've had?

The same one I have now, more or less. Which is either tragic or kind of fun, depending on your point of view... it's super, super nerdy.

First time you got high-speed internet?
 
Probably the one I received when I passed my first music exam. I'd have been around 7, I think. I was so, so nervous! It went well, though, and I got a pass. Not an amazing pass, but a pass none the less.



The same one I have now, more or less. Which is either tragic or kind of fun, depending on your point of view... it's super, super nerdy.

First time you got high-speed internet?

High speed? Hmmm...I’m going to say around 2005?? But that may still have been AOL dial up?

First web site you remember visiting
 
Royal Crown cola

It was nice having a third option, and it just tasted better.


First film you saw in a theater?

Bambi - it’s a distinct memory for me. I remember sitting in the dark and the moment that Bambi’s mom was shot and being so sad. I’ve been hooked ever since.

First kiss?
 
Bambi - it’s a distinct memory for me. I remember sitting in the dark and the moment that Bambi’s mom was shot and being so sad. I’ve been hooked ever since.

First kiss?

His name was James. It was in the library. I was in the 8th grade. My dad figured out what happened the moment I got into the car. I was mortified.

First place you lived after moving out of your parents house?
 
His name was James. It was in the library. I was in the 8th grade. My dad figured out what happened the moment I got into the car. I was mortified.

First place you lived after moving out of your parents house?

A really mod Townhouse, newly built. Complete with 70's carpet in shades of olive green, brown and orange. Had a small backyard where I used to nude sunbathe. I had a rose garden and vegetable garden. People thought I was the manager because I had all sorts of flowers out front.

First car?
 
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A really mod Townhouse, newly built. Complete with 70's carpet in shades of olive green, brown and orange. Had a small backyard where I used to nude sunbathe. I had a rose garden and vegetable garden. People thought I was the manager because I had all sorts of flowers out front.

First car?

I already answered but....POS Honda Accord that died on me.

First break up?
 
Sophomore year of college, but we got married six years later.

First movie?

The first movie I have any memory of would either be The Land Before Time, or Dumbo. Understandably, I'm a bit hazy about that part of my life :)

The Pink Elephants bit is still trippy fantastic.

First cooking disaster you had?
 
The first movie I have any memory of would either be The Land Before Time, or Dumbo. Understandably, I'm a bit hazy about that part of my life :)

The Pink Elephants bit is still trippy fantastic.

First cooking disaster you had?

College, unfortunate situation with a pork tenderloin and a slow cooker.

First time you saw the ocean?
 
College, unfortunate situation with a pork tenderloin and a slow cooker.

First time you saw the ocean?

I’m not sure if the age, but it would have been the Atlantic off the coast of South Carolina where my family had property. I never enjoyed being in the ocean, much prefer pools.

First time you turned down a job?
 
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