First Timer

[AtFirstSight]

So... that's a yes.

No. It's a definite no.

 

[rootsfan]

I now associate my user title with Sarah Palin. That fucker ruins everything.

Wha? I'm not catching this reference. In any case, she's ancient history and you're still hot.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Wha? I'm not catching this reference. In any case, she's ancient history and you're still hot.

Maverick?

 

[rootsfan]

Maverick?

Ohhh, you said user title, not user name. *smacks forehead* It's been a long week.

Here you go, associate the word with something cooler.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYrsDT02OcE

 

[In Anticipation]

Palin will soon be off everyone's radar. Or at least I hope so. It's still a scary thought that she was only 100 and something electoral college votes away from being second in charge.

 

[MacGuffinn]

No. It's a definite no.

You just like us old guys, dontcha...

 

[AtFirstSight]

You just like us old guys, dontcha...

You know it.

 

[rootsfan]

Old-guy bump. *creak*

 

[AtFirstSight]

Old-guy bump. *creak*

....

Why do you try to kill me with laughter?

 

[Chirado]

New to your thread and i must say, i am glad i looked. You have an amazing body.. very pretty..

 

[mackkjackk]

hey afs hope alls going well !~

 

[MacGuffinn]

I saw this pic once... it was a guinea pig in a bikini.

I don't know why I said that.

 

[rootsfan]

....

Why do you try to kill me with laughter?

I was hoping to merely incapacitate you briefly--thereby making it easier for me to hobble over with my cane and get in your pants. But I still can't reach them, my back will go out.

 

[Idigsoftclams]

*bumps into you from behind* oops, sorry I was daydreaming again...

 

[AtFirstSight]

New to your thread and i must say, i am glad i looked. You have an amazing body.. very pretty..

why thank you

 

[AtFirstSight]

I was hoping to merely incapacitate you briefly--thereby making it easier for me to hobble over with my cane and get in your pants. But I still can't reach them, my back will go out.

*stands on a box so that my crotch is level with your hands* How is THAT for being nice??

 

[AtFirstSight]

I saw this pic once... it was a guinea pig in a bikini.

I don't know why I said that.

Mostly because you're a sillyhead.

 

[MacGuffinn]

Mostly because you're a sillyhead.

Is that what you're calling it now?

 

[AtFirstSight]

Is that what you're calling it now?

Sillyhead...cock-sucking weasel. Same difference

 

[rootsfan]

*stands on a box so that my crotch is level with your hands* How is THAT for being nice??

That's very kind of you--it's good to show respect for your elders. *unbuttons your jeans and lowers them to your knees, then takes a hand and glides it softly up your thigh before cupping you firmly through your panties* Just part of the way I say thank you.

 

[AtFirstSight]

I'm a kind lady

 

[rootsfan]

I'm a kind lady

I hadn't heard the second part before, but OK.

 

[AtFirstSight]

I hadn't heard the second part before, but OK.

Wow, I wish I'd seen that coming haha. Props for the wit!

I met a kid today who is scared of the act of sex. I might bring him some porn on Wednesday.

 

[needaminx]

So what is it about next door that I should know?

 

[rootsfan]

Wow, I wish I'd seen that coming haha. Props for the wit!

I met a kid today who is scared of the act of sex. I might bring him some porn on Wednesday.

Thanks, gorgeous.

Wait, what? This has to be a front, he's trying to lure you in.