First Timer

[EndCredits]

*nudge*

Hi.

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

Really, Monkey? lol

It's the Colonel's Secret Recipe that makes my extra-crispy skin delicious!

 

[MacGuffinn]

What would be so enthralling that you would forget to take pics?

I'm sure I wouldn't know. Guess I gotta go to Rite Aid...

 

[R59Letts]

Wow...stunning. Glad you came back...

 

[rootsfan]

*bumpityspankspankitybump*

 

[AtFirstSight]

weeeeeHalloweenisfunandGoldSchlagerrrrrr

 

[AtFirstSight]

I'm sure I wouldn't know. Guess I gotta go to Rite Aid...

Pick me up some Vaseline.

 

[AtFirstSight]

*nudge*

Hi.

*nudge*

 

[rootsfan]

weeeeeHalloweenisfunandGoldSchlagerrrrrr

I prefer alcoholic beverages that don't contain metal, thanks.

 

[AtFirstSight]

I prefer alcoholic beverages that don't contain metal, thanks.

lol I would probably agree

 

[MacGuffinn]

Pick me up some Vaseline.

Why, run out of Anal-ease?

 

[EndCredits]

weeeeeHalloweenisfunandGoldSchlagerrrrrr

I so want to hear more about your Halloween now.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Why, run out of Anal-ease?

No I have KY. Have had it for a while

 

[AtFirstSight]

I so want to hear more about your Halloween now.

I was just overly happy and made my virgin friend (who apparently likes me) feel awkward by talking about sex in depth. This is the conversation I remember;

Girl; I'm not into props
Him; props?
Girl; you know, handcuffs, whips...
Me; Is a couch a prop? Because I've totally done it on a couch!

 

[rootsfan]

*Election night high-five*

 

[Street Dog]

bwahaha. But seriously...depending on the outcome of the November election I may be looking for an out.

Guess this is a forlorn hope now, yeah?

 

[MacGuffinn]

Is AFS gonna break a virgin?

 

[EndCredits]

I was just overly happy and made my virgin friend (who apparently likes me) feel awkward by talking about sex in depth. This is the conversation I remember;

Girl; I'm not into props
Him; props?
Girl; you know, handcuffs, whips...
Me; Is a couch a prop? Because I've totally done it on a couch!

Oooh, so when can we have this conversation?

 

[AtFirstSight]

*Election night high-five*

Belated high five!!

 

[AtFirstSight]

Guess this is a forlorn hope now, yeah?

For now

 

[AtFirstSight]

Is AFS gonna break a virgin?

I hate you.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Oooh, so when can we have this conversation?

Whenevs

 

[1tim]

tim here

Just kind of wondering what people'll say

wow lets see more your sexy

 

[AtFirstSight]

I now associate my user title with Sarah Palin. That fucker ruins everything.

 

[MacGuffinn]

I hate you.

So... that's a yes.