First Timer

[MacGuffinn]

Sillyhead...cock-sucking weasel. Same difference

Huh. Now I know why you don't call or write anymore.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Thanks, gorgeous.

Wait, what? This has to be a front, he's trying to lure you in.

Oh no, this kid is most definitely afraid of sex. He sends out the right signals. But I think he'll be fine because I highly doubt that he'll ever have the opportunity to have sex with anything outside of a blow-up doll.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Huh. Now I know why you don't call or write anymore.

Nah that's just because you don't talk dirty anymore. Letter sex is where it's at.

 

[MacGuffinn]

I prefer number sex. 69 and all that.

 

[rootsfan]

Oh no, this kid is most definitely afraid of sex. He sends out the right signals. But I think he'll be fine because I highly doubt that he'll ever have the opportunity to have sex with anything outside of a blow-up doll.

Ah, OK. Poor guy. *trying to remember the last time I've had sex with anything outside of a blow-up doll*

I'm still digesting your signature. In the meantime, feel free to send me a dirty letter. It will mostly likely arrive in the hour of need, if not loving.

 

[AtFirstSight]

I prefer number sex. 69 and all that.

69? Hmm..haven't heard of it. You'll have to show me what that's all about.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Ah, OK. Poor guy. *trying to remember the last time I've had sex with anything outside of a blow-up doll*

I'm still digesting your signature. In the meantime, feel free to send me a dirty letter. It will mostly likely arrive in the hour of need, if not loving.

Don't worry, I bought you a new blow-up doll for Christmas. It's no fun doing it with the same girl all the time, you know.

Stop digesting my signature and go eat something!

 

[MacGuffinn]

69? Hmm..haven't heard of it. You'll have to show me what that's all about.

Didn't we do that? I forget. Something about being a teacher keeps occupying my mind.

 

[AtFirstSight]

So if I had to choose between the Office and porn...I just might have to forgo porn for the rest of my life.

Thank God I don't have to choose.

 

[MacGuffinn]

Porn. Definitely. Starring Jenna Fischer.

Where're the pics? Pics! PIIIIIIIIIIICS!

 

[EndCredits]

So if I had to choose between the Office and porn...I just might have to forgo porn for the rest of my life.

Thank God I don't have to choose.

I'd pick The Office. Totally.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Porn. Definitely. Starring Jenna Fischer.

Where're the pics? Pics! PIIIIIIIIIIICS!

You've already seen them all!

And I wouldn't want porn featuring John Krasinski. I just want him in my bed.

 

[AtFirstSight]

I'd pick The Office. Totally.

See we could watch the Office together, and then have sex.

Need for porn eliminated.

 

[Chirado]

I like the way you think... tv then sex... only i would like to add another sex session before tv

 

[rootsfan]

Don't worry, I bought you a new blow-up doll for Christmas. It's no fun doing it with the same girl all the time, you know.

Stop digesting my signature and go eat something!

Aww, you're the bestest. Though I think I'm due to test that "no fun" theory out with an actual live one for a while.

The drop in temperature has me eating too much already. Seriously, every winter since I got here, I've started eating like a mofo once it gets below freezing.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Aww, you're the bestest. Though I think I'm due to test that "no fun" theory out with an actual live one for a while.

The drop in temperature has me eating too much already. Seriously, every winter since I got here, I've started eating like a mofo once it gets below freezing.

Maybe you're a squirrel and go into hibernation-preparation mode??

I'm eating chips. My stomach kind of hurts from bus ride after drinking.

 

[rootsfan]

Maybe you're a squirrel and go into hibernation-preparation mode??

I'm eating chips. My stomach kind of hurts from bus ride after drinking.

It seems that way. My body wants more padding in the winter, I guess (grrrrr).

Ah, your poor tummy. I hope the chips worked, I would have prescribed a GCS.

 

[AtFirstSight]

It seems that way. My body wants more padding in the winter, I guess (grrrrr).

Ah, your poor tummy. I hope the chips worked, I would have prescribed a GCS.

The chips did help

 

[rootsfan]

The chips did help

Oh good, you're feeling better? Well then...*pats lap*

 

[AtFirstSight]

Oh good, you're feeling better? Well then...*pats lap*

lol I dont know if I'm feeling thaaat much better. I don't want to push my luck.

 

[rootsfan]

lol I dont know if I'm feeling thaaat much better. I don't want to push my luck.

*sigh* Fine. Lay on your back, I'll do the pushing.

 

[AtFirstSight]

haha! nice

 

[AtFirstSight]

So my friend's b/f told her that he now doesn't get horny b/c she's attractive to him, but because it just feels good. He also said "you're getting fat, but I would still have a family with you."

He didn't understand why she became irritated.

Why are some boys so dumb? And why doesn't she leave him?

 

[rootsfan]

So my friend's b/f told her that he now doesn't get horny b/c she's attractive to him, but because it just feels good. He also said "you're getting fat, but I would still have a family with you."

He didn't understand why she became irritated.

Why are some boys so dumb? And why doesn't she leave him?

Yeesh, what a douchebag. Why doesn't she leave him? Sounds like she's caught the "dumb", too.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Relationships..most perplex me.