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paganangel

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Originally posted by Rambrat

If I could get away with it...the only ones left on this board would be fluffers. the first to go would be people who were mean to me.

Then I'd hit the streets and wipe out every ignore fuck that butts in line...is insultive...slow at filling my order...anyone who doesn't fucking acknowledge me when i come up to the register...woman bartenders...postal workers...any jerk that abuses a woman... woman who go back to abusers...Jehovah witnesses...insurance salesman...CAR SALESMAN...judges...ANY, I MEAN ANY FUCKING WOMAN WHO ASSUMES I'M COMING ON TO THEM BECAUSE I SAID SOMETHING NICE...

sidebar: Don't you hate the cunts who say...oh, I'm not interested...because you may have said...gee...you're pretty...
forgive me...I was unaware that you hear that so often that you've groen tired of compliments...KILL THEM...but do it painfully...

worse than me.
 
He forgot the people who beg money and fags in the street and expect it since they've asked politely (where politely means not tunring you upside down and shaking it from you) and think you are a mean hearless cruel bastard when you say 'NO' without even considering that I may not have a cigarette or change to spare.

After 10 minutes of 'You got to have a spare cigarrette man! Can't you spare me one? It's only a cigarrette...' The argument 'I don't have any,' being completely irrelevant; I still get a kick out of seeing the dumbfuck's face light up as I give in, reach into a pocket and say 'here, have the empty packet.' He gleefully takes the empty packet and enthusiastically tears the top open to find... the packet is empty and I don't have one to give him and he goes off to hassel someone else.

:)
 
Mad_Jack_Rabbit said:
He forgot the people who beg money and fags in the street and expect it since they've asked politely (where politely means not tunring you upside down and shaking it from you) and think you are a mean hearless cruel bastard when you say 'NO' without even considering that I may not have a cigarette or change to spare.

After 10 minutes of 'You got to have a spare cigarrette man! Can't you spare me one? It's only a cigarrette...' The argument 'I don't have any,' being completely irrelevant; I still get a kick out of seeing the dumbfuck's face light up as I give in, reach into a pocket and say 'here, have the empty packet.' He gleefully takes the empty packet and enthusiastically tears the top open to find... the packet is empty and I don't have one to give him and he goes off to hassel someone else.

:)
see, that's what i mean. i am actually that bad.

two christmas's ago in boston:
"Hey buddy can you spare some change?"
"yes i can." as i walked on by.
"that's what i thought. merry christmas."
"fuuuuuuck you."

or the time there was a blind woman outside the drugstore waving a styrofoam cup, asking for money and i dropped my cigar in the cup on my way into the store. it was beautiful. didn't miss a beat. just like the cup was INTENDED for smokers on their way in!
 
lilminx said:
I used to. What do you have against them?

I fear that anything I say will be dismissed as personal issues:D


I think they're lovely...I'm sure you were very pleasent.
 
Aphrodisiac said:
I was a bartender .... its not a bad thing or anything .....



is it... :confused:

I don't know...do you make eye contact or are you one of those look down but not around...or work just one side of the bar?
 
Rambrat said:
I don't know...do you make eye contact or are you one of those look down but not around...or work just one side of the bar?


I am one who makes eye contact and was always friendly and would go out of my way to make sure my customer was happy, this and my ever wonderful personality would always get me amazing tips. ~big smile~
 
Aphrodisiac said:
I am one who makes eye contact and was always friendly and would go out of my way to make sure my customer was happy, this and my ever wonderful personality would always get me amazing tips. ~big smile~

I wonder if you and lilmix compared tips...who would have the most...

I really only had one bad experiience with a woman bartender...most have been really sweet...it just sounded funnier for the rant.

I usually get along great with woman...I'm not seen as threatening...like a sweet guy that could be your brother...:D
 
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