Fifty Shades of Grey who do you want as Mr. Grey?

[sarahwaters0990]

Heard they are making Fifty Shades of Grey into a movie yummy!!!! However ladies who do you want to be your Mr. Grey? These two are my pick : Johnny Depp (yes odd I know but hey) and Joe Don Rooney (guitar player for Rascal flatts)

 

[Liar]

Carrot Top.

 

[oggbashan]

Boris Johnson, Mayor of London

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

Boris Johnson, Mayor of London

lol...

 

[PoppingTom]

 

[MNGuy]

Some ideas:

 

[RjThoughts]

First they need an excellent screenwriter, to make the story BETTER!

 

[blobfish]

 

[Aquagal]

It was a retarded book, they best get some good acting in there to pull it off. Johnny Depp might be able to pull of the mind play, but he is not refined and he's all wimpy looking.

 

[Instant_Star]

Heard they are making Fifty Shades of Grey into a movie yummy!!!! However ladies who do you want to be your Mr. Grey? These two are my pick : Johnny Depp (yes odd I know but hey) and Joe Don Rooney (guitar player for Rascal flatts)

50 Shades of Suck just needs to not be a movie at all.

Not only is it NOT an accurate representation of the BDSM lifestyle, it's about an abusive relationship. Christian Grey is not a Dom, he's a sick fuck looking for someone to torment.

All of this and it's horribly written.

 

[RjThoughts]

For consideration for the movie adeptation of "50 Shades of Earl Grey"

 

[RjThoughts]

50 Shades of Suck just needs to not be a movie at all.

Not only is it NOT an accurate representation of the BDSM lifestyle, it's about an abusive relationship. Christian Grey is not a Dom, he's a sick fuck looking for someone to torment.

All of this and it's horribly written.

Biggest understandment since Noah said, "Hey. I think it might rain."

 

[Instant_Star]

Biggest understandment since Noah said, "Hey. I think it might rain."

I'm sorry, I get wordy when I'm in the middle of a nerd rage. I wanted to make sure I could be understood.

 

[lovetoread]

The book fracking sucked monkey balls.

 

[RjThoughts]

I'm sorry, I get wordy when I'm in the middle of a nerd rage. I wanted to make sure I could be understood.

I work in IT. My main function for the first month of the current assignment was to translate from "Technoese" to "American English" LOL

Some people believe that Fitty Shades is an accurate representation of the lifestyle.

 

[Instant_Star]

I work in IT. My main function for the first month of the current assignment was to translate from "Technoese" to "American English" LOL

Some people believe that Fitty Shades is an accurate representation of the lifestyle.

Then those people are stupid.

They also need to do better research on the BDSM lifestyle. Particularly the "Safe, Sane, Consensual." part.

Christian Bale was none of those things. He explained nothing and just made the poor girl sign a contract about things he'd be shoving in her ass.

 

[RjThoughts]

Then those people are stupid.

They also need to do better research on the BDSM lifestyle. Particularly the "Safe, Sane, Consensual." part.

Christian Bale was none of those things. He explained nothing and just made the poor girl sign a contract about things he'd be shoving in her ass.

My wife read the first half of the first book. She gave it back to the woman who lent it. She called it "Poorly written porn" and wondered how any self respecting submissive could not have the right to say NO!

 

[Aquagal]

Then those people are stupid.

They also need to do better research on the BDSM lifestyle. Particularly the "Safe, Sane, Consensual." part.

Christian Bale was none of those things. He explained nothing and just made the poor girl sign a contract about things he'd be shoving in her ass.

Christian Bale?!

Okay, he might be able to pull off the sick fucker version of 'Fitty'

 

[RjThoughts]

Christian Bale?!

Okay, he might be able to pull off the sick fucker version of 'Fitty'

Bale/Grey, same difference LOL

 

[Instant_Star]

Christian Bale?!

Okay, he might be able to pull off the sick fucker version of 'Fitty'

Fuck me, that was Special.

Christian Grey. Goddamn it.

 

[RjThoughts]

Fuck me, that was Special.

Christian Grey. Goddamn it.

At least no red pen was brought out, or a crop to make your ass red for the mistake

 

[Instant_Star]

Bale/Grey, same difference LOL

I was carrying on a different conversation about Batman. The Boyfriend is incredibly uncultured and trying to tell me that Bale was the best Batman.

 

[Instant_Star]

At least no red pen was brought out, or a crop to make your ass red for the mistake

I have a riding crop in my closet.

 

[RjThoughts]

I was carrying on a different conversation about Batman. The Boyfriend is incredibly uncultured and trying to tell me that Bale was the best Batman.

Surely you jest?! He's been the WORST! Hell, even Adam West's camp was better!!!

 

[RjThoughts]

I have a riding crop in my closet.

As do I, until it needs to be brought out