Fictional Quotes

[Bob_Bytchin]

Let's try a thread of fictional quotes followed by who said them. The closer they are to being true, the better.

For instance:

"Of course I have a vagina, why do you think my balls stink?" - Janet Reno

or


"I wish this car had air conditioning." - Clyde Barrow

 

[Ham Murabi]

"We have nothing to fear but fear itself, as well as years of useless government programs and grinding poverty," FDR in 1933.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

"You're gonna love how this feels" - Marquis de Sade

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

"Wow, is this the new Giants Stadium?" - Jimmy Hoffa

 

[Ham Murabi]

"You're going to put that in my mouth," Linda Lovelace.

 

[70/30]

You'll like Oklahoma, it is the land o' plenty. You'll see just how beautiful America is during your hike---Andy Jackson

 

[70/30]

"If you've seen one redwood, you've seen them all." Ronald Reagan

 

[HeavyStick]

"If I start to make sense, shoot me." 70/30

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

"Clean the refrigerator dear." - Jeffrey Dahmer's mom

 

[ozraven]

"You're gonna nail me to that fucker?, you and what army" Christ

 

[70/30]

"Clinton should be in prison if the budget isn't balanced by next week, Ronald Reagan is the greatest American ever born." Newt Gingrich

 

[#1tankcomander]

Let me entertain your kids while you're out! - John Wayne Casey

 

[Ham Murabi]

"For my money, the best damn country in the world is the good old USA," Redwave.

 

[ozraven]

"Of course you can do me with your Glock Hanns, just let bend over this sink, ok?" ee

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Let me entertain your kids while you're out! - John Wayne Casey

"I'm a crying on the inside kind of clown I guess." - John Wayne Gacey

 

[#1tankcomander]

A horse isn't hung even close to me! - Ron Jeremy

 

[PoliteSuccubus]

"This car needs some ventilation." Bonnie to Clyde.

"Never ask a friend to do your dry cleaning." Monicia's mom in tenth grade.

"Let's see a comdey, I'm tired of sad things." Mrs. Mary Todd Lincoln when desideing to see the new funny play "My American Cosian" with her husband.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

"Why would you need a condom?" - Rock Hudson

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

"I just love the theater." - Abraham Lincoln

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

"I don't have Yxsaliead." - GW Bush

 

[#1tankcomander]

I'm the biggest basass in this town! - Woody Allen

 

[breakwall]

"They're bluffing" ~Saddam Hussein.

 

[ozraven]

"Hillary is the only woman I have had sexual relations with in the last 20 years, that I was married to" Wild Bill

 

[breakwall]

"Look at the stars...there must be dozens of them!" ~Carl Sagan

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

"Why do you think they call me Goldenrod?" - C3PO to a female droid