Female Masturbation

[Wendy]

I have a slightly difference view on this matter, so I think I will add these couple of lines. I have never use my fingers or toys. I never know how. I only do it when I'm very horny. Always at night, in my room, once or twice a week. I uses a pillow, placing it between my thighs. I squeezes it tight against my vagina. I do it for about 15 minutes. Let me know if anyone does it the same way. I'm surprised that no one actually mention this technique.

 

[Michael]

"When I'm REALLY horny...sometimes inserting a pen...really intensifies orgasm for me."

Hope your using a Mont Blanc.

 

[Endlessly]

*blushing* Ack.. The things I find myself posting for all the world to see..

No, Michael. It's a plain, skinny ol' bic. *grin*

 

[Guest]

I have to admit, I have always enjoyed the sight of women masturbating also. Most of the experiences, however, have only been in pictures or movies. I have been able to guide my wife's hands to herself during lovemaking on a few occasions, but it's been in limited light and not to orgasm. I keep trying though.

 

[XXplorher]

What could possibly provide a woman a more challenging, and enthralling excursion - than to fix a broken dick! Seriously, that’s like helping a woman to cum for the first time!! Ladies, gather round and ‘fix’ MrHappy (assuming that wasn’t already achieved in the MP. I’m betting you got a little too much ‘therapy’ however – you’ll recover brother.

Endlessly needs to upgrade to Hi-liters at least!

 

[Endlessly]

*blushing and laughing hysterically* Okay, boys and girls, everyone take a good look.. This is me mortified..

And I'd hate to ditch my bic for a highlighter.. I mean, I've developed a real relationship with the little guy.. *grin*

 

[BluRomeo]

Phantom5875,

Thanks, for the reply and the complement. I have been enjoying these stories for months now. These authors are really talented. When i found the B-board i just had to write and get in on the fun. I look forward to all of the following topics.

 

[Circe]

Endlessly, don't change a thing. Don't be embarrassed; use whatever works for you. You seem to have a real Flair for creative masturbation.

Get it? Flair?? It's a pen...oh, God, someone just shoot me.

 

[Endlessly]

*laughing, blushing* Oh yeah, good one, Circe. I'll have to write it down. Now what did I do with my pen..? *grin*

 

[Michael]

"Get it? Flair?? It's a pen...oh, God, someone just shoot me."

We would, Circe, but we're all laughing too hard.

Endlessly's hobby gives the term "pen pal" a whole new twist.

 

[Guest]

Yet another punter in the long line of citizens who like to razz Endlessly.
That “pen pal” of yours…
Is it Bic? (Said with a German accent).

And ssstttrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttccchhhfor the jokes folks…

I think the people here just like to see that pretty little blush of yours is all.
Heheh!

 

[Endlessly]

*laughing hard* Oh, for crying out loud, Jason.. *shaking head* If you people are out to see that 'pretty little blush' of mine, mission accomplished many times. Gotta love the way this went from the 'female masturbation' thread to 'Endlessly's masturbatory habits and various pen-puns.'

*giggle* And Jason sweetie? It's not the size of the pen, it's what you do with it. Am I right, boys? *wink*

 

[Michael]

"And Jason sweetie? It's not the size of the pen, it's what you do with it. Am I right, boys? *wink* "

I know what you mean, Endlessly, but your comment reminds me...if you could learn to write with the pen, from the position for which you use it in private pleasures, you could post that on Dakota's Unusual Talents thread.

 

[Guest]

-If you could learn to write with the pen, from the position for which you use it in private pleasures, you could post that on Dakota's Unusual Talents thread.-

Hey endlessly... Can I get your autograph!?
Um... I think I am gonna burn in hell for that one... Heheh!

I do have to thank you though, its a tremendous relief that our "pens" don't have to be big... Heheh!

 

[Endlessly]

*laughing* Oh, for all things bright and holy..

You know what? If I ever learn to write from that position, I am sending ALL of you people my autograph. *snicker* 'To the people that inspired me to do truly great things with my pen.." *L*

Jason, see? There's always a good thing. *grin*

 

[Guest]

Digger Troll Says Hello!

 

[Starfish]

Good little troll.....

I think I love you, but what am I so afraid of?
I'm afraid that I'm not sure of
a love there is no cure for.


*sigh* Such a good troll.