Favourite Sig Lines.

[Halo_n_horns]

I use to see the following on a postcard: "The scenery is here ... Wish you were beautiful."

I was considering putting in my sig line, but thought I should get some feedback on it first.

 

[tsubasa]

I use to see the following on a postcard: "The scenery is here ... Wish you were beautiful."

I was considering putting in my sig line, but thought I should get some feedback on it first.

Lol! Good one. I reckon you should use it.

 

[Quoll]

I use to see the following on a postcard: "The scenery is here ... Wish you were beautiful."

I was considering putting in my sig line, but thought I should get some feedback on it first.

If you don`t use it some one else will, place is full of plagiarists.

 

[DJHyrrikhayne]

The Earl


Jeff: Okay, have you thought through your foreplay yet?
Steve: What do you mean?
Jeff: I mean, when exactly do you take your socks off? My advice is to get them off right after your shoes, and before your trousers. That's the sock gap! Miss it, and suddenly you're a naked man in socks. No self-respecting woman will ever let a naked man in socks do that squelchy with her.
Patrick (laughing): Socks? That's your foreplay tip?
(Jeff turns to glower at him)
Jeff: Many men have fallen through the sock gap Patrick. Beneath the garden of Earthly delights, there lurks a deadly pit of socks.

LMAO... I've done 'the squelchy' in socks plenty of times... not that a woman's ever noticed

 

[Quoll]

Eilan, again.

I'm not so good with advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
~Chandler, Friends

I was waiting for the universe to dispense some justice but sometimes the universe is just too damn slow. The effects of putting Nair in someone's styling gel, however, only take a few minutes.
~Murphy Brown

Always be a first-rate version of yourself instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.
~Judy Garland

 

[Quoll]

Seduce


Look, if you want to torture me,
spank me,
lick me,
do it.
But if this poetry shit continues
just shoot me now
please...

 

[Guest]

my signature kicks ass



that is all

 

[babydoll2u]

StarXChyld....

Regarding the past: It's okay to look back, just don't stare.

 

[cymbline]

BullDawg's


"All our lives we search for someone who makes us complete.
We choose partners and change partners.
We dance the song of heartbreak
and hope all the while,
wondering if somewhere,
somehow there is someone searching for us"

 

[-phreak]

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.


I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!


I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.


I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Gravity doesn't exist. The Earth sucks.

Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.


Reality is a crutch for those who can't handle LSD.

Yes, it's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

Life: A sexually transmitted disease, 100% fatal.

Sex is not the answer. "Yes" is the answer. Sex is the question.

 

[babydoll2u]

DJHyrrikhayne ~

"I apologize for having given you the impression that I actually give a damn"

 

[babydoll2u]

Shagly ~ "Eroticism is like a dance: one always leads the other."

 

[andymooo]

here's a couple I used to use on another forum

give a man a match and he'll be warm for a few minutes
set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.


"Beer, the cause of and solution to all fo life's problems" - Homer Simpson

 

[babydoll2u]

here's a couple I used to use on another forum

give a man a match and he'll be warm for a few minutes
set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.


"Beer, the cause of and solution to all fo life's problems" - Homer Simpson

hey, I remember the episode that line was said in, lol.

 

[DJHyrrikhayne]

This one I picked up watching a DVD recently:

"If I had a dollar for every stiff that came in here looking to make a name at my expense, I'd be a millionaire.... oh wait, I am a millionaire, and it's because of stiffs like you." - Shawn Michaels to Randy Orton, prior ro their match @ Unforgiven 2003

 

[DJHyrrikhayne]

Pleasteaseme:

You can sleep with a blonde, You can sleep with a brunette....BUT, you will never get any sleep with a redhead!

"You know, there is nothing "absolutely safe" about your emails. They are rife with innuendo and invitations to mischief" ~PG13

 

[DJHyrrikhayne]

DJHyrrikhayne ~

"I apologize for having given you the impression that I actually give a damn"

Thanks for the mention! >>>hugzzz<<< I actually had occasion to use it in conversation the other day, too.

 

[Quoll]

Eilan

The nicest thing that any Litster ever said to me:

"Your sarcasm, for whatever reason, is inaapropriate. If it's not to assuage your ego, it's because of some other personality or confidence problem you have. You apparently can't read very well, subtley escapes you, and you have no grasp of elementery statistics. That would give you cause to have a fragile ego, if you had the wit to discern those failings in yourself"
~pearl of wisdom courtesy of strokin951

 

[Half-Cat]

Favorite Sigs? This'll be fun! Let's see here...<looking at saved quotes>...Ah, here's a good one for Lit...

"Sin is a dangerous toy in the hands of the virtuous. It should be left to the congenitally sinful, who know when to play with it and when to let it alone." - H. L. Mencken

 

[Half-Cat]

Hmmm...let's see here...how about these?

"This is just some sick, concussion-induced nightmare, right?" - Zoe Alexis Carter - Venus Envy Comic.

"Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati." (Bonus points if you know what it means )

 

[eudaemonia]

"I haven't lost my mind ... I sold it in eBay!" -- Batman4ever1971

"Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig."

"I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own." -- The Prisoner

"Giving money and power to the government is like giving car keys and whiskey to teenage boys." - P.J. O'Rourke

 

[rosebud5446]

LMAO... I've done 'the squelchy' in socks plenty of times... not that a woman's ever noticed

believe me... she noticed. lol

 

[phoenix67]

.. saw this one on another board a while back:

If at first you don't succeed, maybe skydiving is not for you.

 

[Quoll]

Eilan, again.

The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette!

 

[phoenix67]

I have a new signature that y'all might enjoy if you follow South Park, lol.