Favourite Sig Lines.

[Arden]

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[Quoll]

The Earl


Jeff: Okay, have you thought through your foreplay yet?
Steve: What do you mean?
Jeff: I mean, when exactly do you take your socks off? My advice is to get them off right after your shoes, and before your trousers. That's the sock gap! Miss it, and suddenly you're a naked man in socks. No self-respecting woman will ever let a naked man in socks do that squelchy with her.
Patrick (laughing): Socks? That's your foreplay tip?
(Jeff turns to glower at him)
Jeff: Many men have fallen through the sock gap Patrick. Beneath the garden of Earthly delights, there lurks a deadly pit of socks.

 

[Arden]

LOL!!

 

[sueanninct]

The Earl


Jeff: Okay, have you thought through your foreplay yet?
Steve: What do you mean?
Jeff: I mean, when exactly do you take your socks off? My advice is to get them off right after your shoes, and before your trousers. That's the sock gap! Miss it, and suddenly you're a naked man in socks. No self-respecting woman will ever let a naked man in socks do that squelchy with her.
Patrick (laughing): Socks? That's your foreplay tip?
(Jeff turns to glower at him)
Jeff: Many men have fallen through the sock gap Patrick. Beneath the garden of Earthly delights, there lurks a deadly pit of socks.

That's a good one!!

 

[Quoll]

That's a good one!!

So is yours.

A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20: Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

 

[Quoll]

Saucyminx


Some days it just doesn't pay to gnaw through the leather straps. --Emo Philips

Don't think about it, just swallow. --my friend Eileen

 

[Quoll]

boston_bbw

"Sometimes an open mind is better then an open mouth"

"If you want a women with big tits you better be prepared for some hips and ass"

 

[babydoll2u]

Wyldbreeze

Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question

 

[Arden]

"My inner child is a mean motherfucker"



Sig line of a Dominant male, at a non-Lit BDSM bulletin board

 

[Guest]

My friend Witchie's sig line has always been and always will be one of my faves

I read this to my teenager and her best friend and they both plan to live their lives this way - god help me


"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with
the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body,
but rather to skid in sideways - Brandy in one hand - strawberries in
the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming - WOO
HOO! What a Ride!"

 

[babydoll2u]

My friend Witchie's sig line has always been and always will be one of my faves

I read this to my teenager and her best friend and they both plan to live their lives this way - god help me


"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with
the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body,
but rather to skid in sideways - Brandy in one hand - strawberries in
the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming - WOO
HOO! What a Ride!"

lol...you're gonna need it lol

 

[Quoll]

Tinkersquash

Quid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.


Indeed, it does indeed.

 

[Quoll]

Eilan

I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires.
~Susan B. Anthony

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
~Benjamin Franklin

Think before you speak is criticism's motto; speak before you think is creation's.
~E. M. Forster

 

[Eilan]

Eilan

I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires.
~Susan B. Anthony

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
~Benjamin Franklin

Think before you speak is criticism's motto; speak before you think is creation's.
~E. M. Forster

Heh-heh!

Changed it a bit this evening, though. I reserve the right to bring back the other quotes at any time.

 

[Quoll]

Heh-heh!

Changed it a bit this evening, though. I reserve the right to bring back the other quotes at any time.

I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires.
~Susan B. Anthony

Sexuality is rarely as simple as it is natural.
~Karen Joy Fowler, The Jane Austen Book Club

 

[Darian_AR]

you could always send this imposter a threatening email (although she will most likely delete it as spam) . another sure fire way to dispose of her is to wave a mirror infront of her. when an imposter sees themselves, they become greived at the fact that they cannot become the exact duplicate of their host.(theres some trash can psychology for ya)

 

[babydoll2u]

me_akron

Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level, and beat you with experience

 

[mpwiv]

CHAINZZ

Jesus saves .....passes to moses .....shoots ..he scores !!

That kind of reminds me of a bumper sticker I had on my car:

JESUS SAVES!!!
Yzerman scores on the rebound

 

[Sulk]

me_akron

Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level, and beat you with experience

TY! Priceless!
LOL!!!

 

[Quoll]

Cymbline

"There's make-believe, and then there is making someone believe"



you are like the wind, I may not see you but, I feel you

 

[Quoll]

Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

Quomodo cogis comas tuas sic videri?

 

[WyldBreeze]

Phillychocolatem

THE BEST AND MOST BEAUTIFUL THINGS IN THE WORLD CANNOT BE SEEN OR EVEN TOUCHED.THEY MUST BE FELT WITH THE HEART.~~HELEN KELLER

 

[GypsieRose]

Some of these had me ROFLMAO

 

[atmas]

Don't get married...just buy a house for a woman you don't like.

 

[Plasmacaster]

Wanton Witch:

I can only please one person each day, today is not your day
Tomorrow doesn't look good for you either.