Favourite Sig Lines.

[Quoll]

Some days, you come across some excellent sig lines, but forget who they belong to.
Going to post a few here, feel free to post your favs too, funny serious whatever.

Munachi.
If you fuck like you park, you are never going to get it in...

 

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Slick.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t.

 

[babydoll2u]

One of my favorite...

Humour- The last refuge of a damaged mind.

 

[omahaman2]

lol was just going to post that

Humour- The last refuge of a damaged mind.

 

[babydoll2u]

lol was just going to post that

Humour- The last refuge of a damaged mind.

lol...gmta

 

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omahaman2

"She asked me if she was pretty, I said no. She asked me if I wanted to be with her forever, I said no. She asked me if I would cry if she left, I said no. She had heard enough. As she walked away I grabbed her arm and told her to stay. I said, 'You're not pretty, you're beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever, I need to be with you forever. I wouldn't cry if you left ... I would die, because I am completely in love with you.'"

 

[Quoll]

One of my favorite...

Humour- The last refuge of a damaged mind.

lol was just going to post that Humour- The last refuge of a damaged mind.

Aww shucks guys *blushing* Thanks.

LoL I had already posted yours Omaha, before I saw your post

Peg

 

[babydoll2u]

starwiz01

My reality check has bounced!!!!

 

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TantaLiza

Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young.

 

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saldne

The opinions of this Lit poster are subject to change without notice, and potentially without reason due to a terminal case of erraticus behavioritis.

 

[babydoll2u]

Dracoa


"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger, nor dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup"

 

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marksgirl.

I was not playing with myself in the shower, I was cleaning myself and it just went off!

 

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yes,Yes,YEs,YES

Though miles may lie between us, we're never far apart, for friendship doesn't count the miles, it's measured by the heart.

 

[hydrex]

I kind of like mine.

 

[Amonara]

dcraz

"Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior. But from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved" - VermilionSkye

 

[babydoll2u]

dcraz

"Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior. But from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved" - VermilionSkye

I do wish men would remember this.....

 

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dcraz

"Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior. But from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved" - VermilionSkye

Aaah so that`s where that went.

yours is cool too.

 

[Cathleen]

One of my all time favorites is from Firefighter2:

"I can tell you there are two people who you are never prepared enough to have come to your house for supper....Jesus and Oprah." ~FF fueled by lack of sleep and Budwieser


Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket? Alyx

 

[omahaman2]

I do wish men would remember this.....

wish all men felt this way

How long has it been?
How long have you held it in?
An' how long will you wait,
Before you let somebody take your breath away again?

I wanna be the one who turns you on,
Makes love till the lonely's gone.
Be the man you dreamed of all your life.
I swear I'll make it last until,
Tears of joy come pourin' from your eyes.
I wanna make you cry.

Tell me what to do,
And I'll do what you want me to.
'Cause darlin' I believe,
That I have fallen hopelessly and helplessy for you.

I wanna be the one who turns you on,
Makes love till the lonely's gone.
Be the man you dreamed of all your life.
I swear I'll make it last until,
Tears of joy come pourin' from your eyes.
I wanna make you cry.

 

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Sailorswife22

No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper. - Murphey's Law

If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which something can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop. - Murphey's Law

O'Toole's Commentary on Murphy's Laws:
Murphy was an optimist.

 

[mark197205]

Quoll, cool idea

I like this one that veryblueseyes had until recently,


My Karma ran over your Dogma.

 

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south_florida_bicur

"The other day my girlfriend called me and told me to come over because nobody was home. I went over there and really NOBODY was home..."

 

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CHAINZZ

Jesus saves .....passes to moses .....shoots ..he scores !!

 

[babydoll2u]

mischevious_eye

"People in life who are the happiest don't have the best of everything,
They make the best of everything they have"

 

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Slowlane

I thought going crazy would be more fun than this.