Fairy Princess Palace 🧚‍♀️

I pass.

Not because I don't like British beer and cider but because I like it. Problem is that I'm lightweight. After four pints I start singing or do other things you will regret.

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How about we leave after 3 and a half pints?

😉
 
How about we leave after 3 and a half pints?

😉
Make it two.
Another half is something you will regret.
Let's be honest and simple:
You want to pick me up to get me laid, right?
So you want to get home safe and sound. So I can make sound there. The other half pint could lead to us taking a detour to the nearest outdoor pool, then we'll go for a picnic on the roof of the town hall, oh, and then of course we'll run naked through the town park and steal a police car. Let's see what else we get up to before I go to sleep under some bush.
 
Make it two.
Another half is something you will regret.
Let's be honest and simple:
You want to pick me up to get me laid, right?
So you want to get home safe and sound. So I can make sound there. The other half pint could lead to us taking a detour to the nearest outdoor pool, then we'll go for a picnic on the roof of the town hall, oh, and then of course we'll run naked through the town park and steal a police car. Let's see what else we get up to before I go to sleep under some bush.
I mean, laid is good and all, but I’m kinda liking option B.

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No its not even close for some reason its really really big..Or at least on my computer it is..
Oh wow. I’m on the phone browser so maybe that’s why. I guess it makes sense since it’s a screenshot so it stretches larger on the bigger screen. Maybe next time I’ll try just copying the text.
 
Oh wow. I’m on the phone browser so maybe that’s why. I guess it makes sense since it’s a screenshot so it stretches larger on the bigger screen. Maybe next time I’ll try just copying the text.
Its no big deal it's just really big and stands out.. Like the awesome person you are.
 
Make it two.
Another half is something you will regret.
Let's be honest and simple:
You want to pick me up to get me laid, right?
So you want to get home safe and sound. So I can make sound there. The other half pint could lead to us taking a detour to the nearest outdoor pool, then we'll go for a picnic on the roof of the town hall, oh, and then of course we'll run naked through the town park and steal a police car. Let's see what else we get up to before I go to sleep under some bush.
All that for two and half pints, I'm in

I'm starting to think I've seen you in their before.
 
All that for two and half pints, I'm in

I'm starting to think I've seen you in their before.
Oh you filled me up?
Wanker.
Some people still refuse to talk to me or deny that they know me.
...
Kidding.
I know my limit and not important: people who know me know my limit.
 
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