morelikeasong
Fairy Princess
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It seems I'm very much in the "Fuck sex; Have stress" point in my life.I think every permutation of those four words is accurate.
Well saidIt seems I'm very much in the "Fuck sex; Have stress" point in my life.
How about we leave after 3 and a half pints?I pass.
Not because I don't like British beer and cider but because I like it. Problem is that I'm lightweight. After four pints I start singing or do other things you will regret.
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Wow that is a HUGE FONT that hurts my eyes..
Make it two.How about we leave after 3 and a half pints?
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Isn’t it… approximately the same size font as we’re typing with here?Wow that is a HUGE FONT that hurts my eyes..
But also this is ME
No its not even close for some reason its really really big..Or at least on my computer it is..Isn’t it… approximately the same size font as we’re typing with here?
I mean, laid is good and all, but I’m kinda liking option B.Make it two.
Another half is something you will regret.
Let's be honest and simple:
You want to pick me up to get me laid, right?
So you want to get home safe and sound. So I can make sound there. The other half pint could lead to us taking a detour to the nearest outdoor pool, then we'll go for a picnic on the roof of the town hall, oh, and then of course we'll run naked through the town park and steal a police car. Let's see what else we get up to before I go to sleep under some bush.
Oh wow. I’m on the phone browser so maybe that’s why. I guess it makes sense since it’s a screenshot so it stretches larger on the bigger screen. Maybe next time I’ll try just copying the text.No its not even close for some reason its really really big..Or at least on my computer it is..
Its no big deal it's just really big and stands out.. Like the awesome person you are.Oh wow. I’m on the phone browser so maybe that’s why. I guess it makes sense since it’s a screenshot so it stretches larger on the bigger screen. Maybe next time I’ll try just copying the text.
You like riding police cars?
https://media1.giphy.com/media/VGG8UY1nEl66Y/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91y1ynv42di00hwlfxc8ktpowa381o5dzs8tghqgy3&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=gYou like riding police cars?
Or jogging?
https://media1.giphy.com/media/3otPoDcGIdflYpikCY/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91i6yd0hsj1q2lueu9cd0etw2rpbb6p2fa2vads8i8&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=gIts no big deal it's just really big and stands out.. Like the awesome person you are.
All that for two and half pints, I'm inMake it two.
Another half is something you will regret.
Let's be honest and simple:
You want to pick me up to get me laid, right?
So you want to get home safe and sound. So I can make sound there. The other half pint could lead to us taking a detour to the nearest outdoor pool, then we'll go for a picnic on the roof of the town hall, oh, and then of course we'll run naked through the town park and steal a police car. Let's see what else we get up to before I go to sleep under some bush.
Oh you filled me up?All that for two and half pints, I'm in
I'm starting to think I've seen you in their before.
Well I'll in that case I'd like to raise a toast - " To your limit, and all that reach it"Oh you filled me up?
Wanker.
Some people still refuse to talk to me or deny that they know me.
...
Kidding.
I know my limit and not important: people who know me know my limit.
And in return - "To your limit, and surviving its discovery!"Well I'll in that case I'd like to raise a toast - " To your limit, and all that reach it"
I'm going to get in trouble because I noticed her nipples, aren't I?
Whose what?I'm going to get in trouble because I noticed her nipples, aren't I?