Fair warning, something really disturbing inside (to me at least)

[Gilly Bean]

Well, I said before that we were trying to move, going to move, etc. Then, I explained how my mother-in-law was being... well, she was being herself. Now, the move is on, and going against a dead-line. Tonight, since she is dragging ass on packing, we went over to help her out a bit. More because it gets her out faster, and puts us in.

Well.... after hubby and I cleaned out one entire bedroom (including washing the smoke filled walls down with amonia), I started in on another room. That room was hubby's sister's room. (Princess is what I call her, for reference). Well, while cleaning it out, I found a copy of the Kama Sutra, photo's included. I of course grabbed it for our stash.

I noticed at the time that there was notes included on a sheet of paper. Being naturally curious, I read the notes. They scared me a bit, but hey, what the hell. It started out just saying how last nights 'shyness' worked out really nice, but that there are a few suggestions.... To me, it looked like notes from Princess to current woman beater boyfriend she is living with now. It even made references to making her ex jealous because he hears rumors of their sex life all the time.

Well, the hand writting threw me, because it was neat, and feminine. Princess writes like a drunk male doctor. In other words, completly illegible, and not at all feminine.

So, we were puzzeled. Then, I found another, short note in the front of the book. It was from Hubby's psycho mother, telling princess to take her BC pill, to leave a note if she leaves, and btw, there is a note further in the book with suggestions for her performance, including page numbers for reference.

Now, I am absolutly positive there isn't any incest thing going on, but now me and hubby are both kinda sicked out by knowing his mother gives reviews on his sister's performance, but also, we are wondering HOW she knew what to critic.

I mean, was she spying? Did princess share? Was it on VIDEO?!?!?!?


-shudders-

This is also coupled with the fact that we found out tonight that his 65 year old grandmother didn't answer the door when we stopped over because she was having sex with hubby #5 canidate. And, that this guy is the same guy she had an affair with when she was 15, and married to hubby #1.


WAY to much sexual insight to hubby's family tonight.

 

[estevie]

Good grief, your hubby's family is weirder than my hubbys family! wooohoooo...thank god!

That is way too weird, Gilly. I don't know what to think, thats just too ewwwww for me to even digest. Yuck!

 

[MissTaken]

~hugs~ Gilly!


And yes, it would all be very worrisome. A little distance might not be a bad idea right now.


Take care

 

[Gilly Bean]

I know... gross... ewww....


When we wwere first dating, I had a bumper sticker that said:

My family is more disfunctional then yours.


Well, we had a contest. He won that one hands down early on.

Now, he wins it like 5x over.

I reallllly could have lived life blissfully unaware of his whole families sexual disfunctions.

 

[Glyndwr]

I hope I'm still having sex at 65!!

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Now, he wins it like 5x over.

I reallllly could have lived life blissfully unaware of his whole families sexual disfunctions.

Tame compared to my ex's parents - they are truly sick fucks, and you all know how tolerant I am of different kinks.

As long as your hub's family are all consenting adults and they take proper precautions (birth control, discretion)...

Not my cup of tea though.

 

[felixdakat]

hubby#1 and sister#3-will soon be fighting with wifey#6 and son-in-law#1....cont.

have you ever considered going to meet jerry springer.... he might have some of the advice your seeking, or at least he might know a good psychiatrist

 

[Gilly Bean]

I also hope I am still sexually active at that age. I do not, however, want to know that my parents, grandparents, and what not, are. Just seems... icky then.

I know, I know, it is natural, blah blah blah, but I never want to imagine that the cookies we are decorating on a kitchen table might be getting made by some old lady who just got laid. EWWWWWW.

 

[*bratcat*]

yeah but, sweetie...

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

I also hope I am still sexually active at that age. I do not, however, want to know that my parents, grandparents, and what not, are. Just seems... icky then.

I know, I know, it is natural, blah blah blah, but I never want to imagine that the cookies we are decorating on a kitchen table might be getting made by some old lady who just got laid. EWWWWWW.

When you approach their age you will see, that for many of us, sex only gets better. Meanwhile, us old "grownups" will just snicker at such attitudes.

 

[kiwiwolf]

I hope I'm still having sex at 65!!

I heartily agree, but as for the rest of it... Jesus Christ, thank God I haven't had dinner yet.

 

[celiaKitten]

When you approach their age you will see, that for many of us, sex only gets better. Meanwhile, us old "grownups" will just snicker at such attitudes.

... and find a younger woman to flirt shamelessly with ...

(sorry dear - couldn't resist ..)

 

[Gilly Bean]

I am sure sex gets better. People know themselves better. I STILL get the heebeejeebee's thinking bout my grandma-in-law having sex. She is this quiet little old lady who sew's the kids halloween costumes, and makes cookies for everyone. In alot of ways, the way she talks, acts, and gets excited over things, she reminds me of a kid still.


-shudders- ewwwwwww

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

(sorry dear - couldn't resist ..)

That's the general idea - to make it so you can't resist. muahahaha!

 

[celiaKitten]

That's the general idea - to make it so you can't resist. muahahaha!

You'd better watch it old man I'll wear you out!

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

-shudders- ewwwwwww

You should take comfort in the fact that when you get to her age you will not only be enjoying sex, but hopefully be enjoying it more.

 

[Gilly Bean]

I do, but I also know my kids, and grandkids (that's a scary thought) will not want to know we are still going at it like horney teens.


The image leaves something to be desired.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

You'd better watch it old man I'll wear you out!

One can always hope!

Watch out GB! CK and STG are back to their old antics of hijacking threads with their flirting - only now we are coordinating it via AIM!

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

The image leaves something to be desired.

Give it time..

 

[celiaKitten]

only hoping? *tsk* you have so little faith in me..

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

only hoping? *tsk* you have so little faith in me..

Well - we will just have to see who wears out whom - hmmm?

Alright Lit - we're taking bets on who will cry uncle first! Age or beauty?

 

[celiaKitten]

Heh, c'mon people, I can't lose this one!!!

and you'd better warn LC if I come to your neck of the woods .. you'll be screaming for mercy long before I.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Warn him? Hah! LC is stocking up on audio tapes; he is hoping to make a business out the sounds emanating from my side of the duplex. But it won't be me that is screaming for mercy; remember, I am getting those eyelets for the tiedowns.

 

[celiaKitten]

Warn him? Hah! LC is stocking up on audio tapes; he is hoping to make a business out the sounds emanating from my side of the duplex. But it won't be me that is screaming for mercy; remember, I am getting those eyelets for the tiedowns.

(ah damn this is a difficult one)

Mmm-hm that's true, you underestimate me if you think that I'll be 'tamed' by ties.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

(ah damn this is a difficult one)

Mmm-hm that's true, you underestimate me if you think that I'll be 'tamed' by ties.

Not at all - I would be dissapointed if you were tamed so easily - but what goes on after you are tied down is what is going to tame you, and believe me, you will be tamed - no doubt in my mind about that!