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Re: well this is annoying

islander01 said:
It's going to drive you crazy!

While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make
clockwise circles. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in
the air with your right hand.

Your foot will change direction and there's nothing you can do about it!
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OMG...you want to push me over the bend, don't you?


BTW...I am thinking up a suitable revenge for that spanking...:p
 
Re: Re: well this is annoying

cookiejar said:
OMG...you want to push me over the bend, don't you?


BTW...I am thinking up a suitable revenge for that spanking...:p
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You realise it will be difficult to find something I wont like:D
 
My 4000th post...

what better place than with the nutters....:D :p
 
Hey Islander....

ya think my new av might suit cookie better??!!...LMAO
 
One of my all time favorite movies is on!

Can You guess the title?
Hint:
Men of Harlech stop your dreaming
Can't you see their spear points gleaming
See their warrior's pennants streaming
To this battle field

Men of Harlech stand ye steady
It cannot be ever said ye
For the battle were not ready
Stand and never yield

Form the hills rebounding
Let this war cry sounding
Summon all at Cambria's call
The mighty force surrounding

Men of Harlech onto glory
This shall ever be your story
Keep these fighting words before ye
Cambria (Welshmen never) will not yield
 
I have

this long standing thing for Carol Burnett(SP?)


Ohhhhhh I want to make her do that Tarzan Scream thing...
 
PPPSSSTTTTT Cookie....

Islander is posting to himself!!!!!
 
This is a great invention...but I would modify it for the men of Lit to..."Hand Near Crotch Alarm"...:D


http://totallyabsurd.com/hand_near_mouth.GIF

Hand Near Mouth Alarm
US Patent 4,569,553* / Issued 1990

According to the inventor; "All other things being equal, the success of an attempt to lose weight depends heavily on the dieter's limiting of his calorie intake. Unfortunately, however, most people with weight problems have compulsive habits which cause them to eat food habitually and without conscious awareness that they are doing so. Such a person may be totally engrossed in another task and may eat whatever happens to be within reach without ever noticing that he is doing so". Wow!

The solution: The Hand-Near-Mouth Early Warning System! This wristwatch-like device incorporates a three axis attitude sensor that sounds an alarm, warning the mindless eater that his hand is near his mouth and he's about to engage in undesired oral behavior. Jeez…now what's going on with the other hand, do we need an alarm on it too? The Hand-Near-Mouth alarm can also be used by compulsive smokers, drinkers and nose pickers.
 
cookiejar said:
This is a great invention...but I would modify it for the men of Lit to..."Hand Near Crotch Alarm"...:D


http://totallyabsurd.com/hand_near_mouth.GIF

Hand Near Mouth Alarm
US Patent 4,569,553* / Issued 1990

According to the inventor; "All other things being equal, the success of an attempt to lose weight depends heavily on the dieter's limiting of his calorie intake. Unfortunately, however, most people with weight problems have compulsive habits which cause them to eat food habitually and without conscious awareness that they are doing so. Such a person may be totally engrossed in another task and may eat whatever happens to be within reach without ever noticing that he is doing so". Wow!

The solution: The Hand-Near-Mouth Early Warning System! This wristwatch-like device incorporates a three axis attitude sensor that sounds an alarm, warning the mindless eater that his hand is near his mouth and he's about to engage in undesired oral behavior. Jeez…now what's going on with the other hand, do we need an alarm on it too? The Hand-Near-Mouth alarm can also be used by compulsive smokers, drinkers and nose pickers.
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Hey you trying to throw off half of my daily workout??:D
 
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