Exploding nipples???!!

[islander01]

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And look where it got Ernie H...

Good point and for once I dont mean your nipples

 

[cookiejar]

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Good point and for once I dont mean your nipples

You like Urban Legends?....

 

[islander01]

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You like Urban Legends?....

Your nipples are legendary?

 

[cookiejar]

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Your nipples are legendary?

At least a legend in their own mind...

 

[AME]

OMG!!!

Im so terribly lost....
with no chance of ever being found...
so lost I shall remain...

Ill just sit in the corner till I catch on....
might be a while...

 

[islander01]

OMG!!!

Im so terribly lost....
with no chance of ever being found...
so lost I shall remain...

Ill just sit in the corner till I catch on....
might be a while...

aww come on in the waters fine. No wetsuit or straight jacket required

 

[cookiejar]

OMG!!!

Im so terribly lost....
with no chance of ever being found...
so lost I shall remain...

Ill just sit in the corner till I catch on....
might be a while...

All you need is to be slightly wacked like Sterling and I...maybe go off on a few tangents...

 

[islander01]

All you need is to be slightly wacked like Sterling and I...maybe go off on a few tangents...

do you mean a little nuts or partially masterbated?

 

[cookiejar]

do you mean a little nuts or partially masterbated?

I like my nuts jumbo and salted and partial masterbating is a no go. It's all the way for me...btw, your palms are really hairy.

 

[cookiejar]

Will you buy me a scarf Sterling?


http://www.poddys.com/jokes/Cartoons/nipplescarf.jpg

 

[islander01]

Will you buy me a scarf Sterling?


http://www.poddys.com/jokes/Cartoons/nipplescarf.jpg

Sure!!hell I will buy me one too...of course I wont leave the house much after that, just stay at home and play with myse..um..ah..my scarf

 

[cookiejar]

Sure!!hell I will buy me one too...of course I wont leave the house much after that, just stay at home and play with myse..um..ah..my scarf

Wonder if they explode?

 

[islander01]

Wonder if they explode?

why do I wanna say "youll put an eye out kid"

 

[cookiejar]

why do I wanna say "youll put an eye out kid"

Cause you're a smartass?

 

[islander01]

Cause you're a smartass?

Smart and hairy palmed dont talk me up so much My poor pm box floods every time you compliment me like that

 

[cookiejar]

I want these too...it gets cold here!!!

 

[cookiejar]

Reasons nipple rings are a GOOD idea:

* You gain a new and much higher threshold for pain.

* You have more than just your purse to keep from losing your car keys.

* With a little body English and a short copper wire, you can pick up pay-per-view if the weather is right.

* You can now jump car batteries without cables.

* With only a spinning table and spot light you can earn extra cash renting yourself out to Club parties.

* Those nasty stretch marks are no longer the center of attention for your husband or boyfriend.

* You always have a ready replacement if you lose your wedding ring.

* Every elf in the universe is now your loyal friend for life.

* Hanging "ten" is child’s play. Hanging "by two"?? Now that’s impressive!

* Hard vibrators can be "way more" than a girl's best friend.

 

[cookiejar]

Reasons nipple rings are a BAD idea:

* Perpetual delays at airport security scanners.

* Potential law suits from elderly people with pacemakers.

* A friend asks to see your "ring" and in a blonde moment you almost do it.

* For some reason, combs will seem like threats.

* Mud wrestling as an occupation is no longer an option.

* Cats and babies are attracted to shiny things.

* You'll now have to deal with Velcro nightmares.

* The aging process has taken on a whole new meaning.

* Skinny dipping is a real challenge because of your artificial lures.

* Lightning... it's not just something that happens to other people anymore.

 

[islander01]

Reasons nipple rings are a BAD idea:

* Perpetual delays at airport security scanners.

* Potential law suits from elderly people with pacemakers.

* A friend asks to see your "ring" and in a blonde moment you almost do it.

* For some reason, combs will seem like threats.

* Mud wrestling as an occupation is no longer an option.

* Cats and babies are attracted to shiny things.

* You'll now have to deal with Velcro nightmares.

* The aging process has taken on a whole new meaning.

* Skinny dipping is a real challenge because of your artificial lures.

* Lightning... it's not just something that happens to other people anymore.

I had a freind who had peirced nipples. She loved them but she kept getting really tired...


Metal Fatigue

 

[islander01]

I want these too...it gets cold here!!!

reminds me of "the trouble with tribbles" from star trek

 

[islander01]

if I dont see anyone till 04

Happy New year !

 

[cookiejar]

Re: if I dont see anyone till 04

Happy New year !

Same to you,,,Don't kepple too much...

 

[cookiejar]

Re: Re: if I dont see anyone till 04

Same to you,,,Don't kepple too much...

A site for you Sterling...and where's my New Year's kiss?

http://humor.about.com/gi/dynamic/o...perdiscordia/ads/nipple/nipple_surgery_2.html

 

[cookiejar]

Sterling's back yard...

 

[islander01]

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A site for you Sterling...and where's my New Year's kiss?

http://humor.about.com/gi/dynamic/o...perdiscordia/ads/nipple/nipple_surgery_2.html

LOL cookie,

Happy new year