Experts

[CoolidgEffect]

All I know anything about is making soap and candles.
Dammit.
And gardening.
Cooking.

And brats.

And what Marksgirl said.

Maybe I'll go back to bed.

I think you left out stripping for your lover.

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

I think Rubyfruit is the Burt's Bees product line expert.



Me, uhhh, hmmmmm... no expertise here.

Yes..you're an expert at:

Bananas!

Cookies!

Sweetness!

 

[glamorilla]

i'm just a poor artist.

with a cfda award.

 

[perks]

Yes..you're an expert at:

Bananas!

Cookies!

Sweetness!

bananas and cookies, you couldn't be more right, sugah.

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

I still want to taste your cookies.

 

[Killswitch]

I can tell you just about anything you want to know about trees, shrubs, especially grass, and horticulture.

I am also a fair expert on the writtings of Charles Dickens....I especially like the book he wrote about the clown that pulls unsuspecting people into a sewer and kills them.

 

[perks]

I still want to taste your cookies.

heh.

They had a good reception at the get together.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I think Rubyfruit is the Burt's Bees product line expert.

Thank you, Perky. I was wondering what I could put down.

 

[perks]

Thank you, Perky. I was wondering what I could put down.

I'd go with that and your mastery of the perfect lighting. Your avs are unparalleled.

 

[P. B. Walker]

I want to make two additions to my area of expertise:


Professional Bare Titty Judge
Professional Vagina Judge



Somebody has to do it! Come on mannnnn!

PBW

 

[perks]

Professional Vaginia Judge

vaginia?

 

[P. B. Walker]

vaginia?

DOH.

As you can see my expertise does not extend to "spelling"... especially for those kinds of words... just seeing and thinking about it makes much needed blood drain...

PBW

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

He must mean Virginia...maybe Virgin? LOL.

 

[Ljbonobo]

I know how to acquire and maintain a steely sixpaq!

I have photos to prove it. If ever I decide to put a pic up again of myself, I will definately include the now legendary sixpaq. It has to be seen to BE believed.

GOOD GOSH THIS PICKLE SURE IS SPICY!!! I AM SWEATING LIKE A 500 IBLS BLACK WATERBUFFALO ON HEAT!!! THIS FISH CURRY IS XTRA SPICY!!! SOMEONE GET ME SOME WATER QUICK!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Your PM box is full otherwise I'd pm you. Please send me your sixpack workout....pm please.

 

[Problem Child]

hehe.. PC..

hehe..exclamation point addict..

 

[honeylick]

you are SOOOOO late. You are fired. Now go to my room and I'll be there shortly for you to practice for your next job

PBW

(one day later)

-gasp-
i... need ...air...

you sadist.
-smirk-

 

[Touch1]

Expert:
X is an unknown quanitiy,
spurt is a drip under pressure

 

[The Heretic]

I think Rubyfruit is the Burt's Bees product line expert.

Don't forget Cheyenne; she is our resident expert on Magic hair removal products, and searching old post/threads for any topic or quote.

 

[intrigued]

I think you left out stripping for your lover.

Wow, I must be, for you to remember that.

Thank you.

 

[Mischka]

Nora and perky_baby are our resident culinary experts.

Pyper and DCL know a fair amount on evolution. As a counter, Todd is the foremost expert on creationism.

 

[Cheyenne]

Don't forget Cheyenne; she is our resident expert on Magic hair removal products, and searching old post/threads for any topic or quote.

Magic AND the Keeper.

Searching is my expertise if I've already read a post and it is in the timeline in my head. Just searching on random posts/topics/quotes doesn't work as well for me.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Thank you, Perky. I was wondering what I could put down.

I don't see you being good with putdowns. Not your style.

 

[HeavyStick]

miles is pretty good with "red x's"

 

[P. B. Walker]

(one day later)

-gasp-
i... need ...air...

you sadist.
-smirk-

It's punishment... it's not supposed to be fun <smirk>

Now get back to it.

PBW "WAAAAAPPPISSH"

 

[Gusty Wind]

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