everything laurel doesn't want you to know

[seXieleXie]

(about san diego)

first of all, she owns like half the damn town. she has her own street running through the city. she has apartment complexes named after her and is in the process of developing more.

second of all, her cat craze is mobilized and spreading. there are flyers and collection boxes all over hillcrest (a neighborhood in s.d.) for "save the feral kitties" type charities.

laurel thought she could keep us all in the dark about how rich and powerful she is, but i know the truth and now so do all of you!

 

[lobito]

she's making hella money on this free website, and form the book, huh?

 

[seXieleXie]

she's making hella money on this free website, and form the book, huh?

like, totally

 

[alexandraaah]

Fear her power and prestige!

Fear it!

 

[Siren]

Ah yes my old neighborhood SD

 

[seXieleXie]

when i was there i kept hoping i would somehow accidentally run into her, like when we went out to dinner or something. alas, no such luck

 

[fanzee1]

hmm, i'll have to look out for laurel when i go to sd. thanx for the tip!

 

[Siren]

you did run into her

 

[Laurel]

Holy southern california, Batman! I'm influential!

*head grows huge*

 

[Laurel]

Fear her power and prestige!

Fear it!

*trembles in fear of her own imaginary power & prestige*

 

[seXieleXie]

laurel, the truth is out now. we know you rule the town just like you rule lit

 

[claude_moveml]

*trembles in fear of her own imaginary power & prestige*

I love the way cats do that with mirrors

 

[Laurel]

Me too.

 

[red_rose]

Fear her power and prestige!

Fear it!

draaah... Your nipple is talking to me.

That... kinda scares me.