Ever wonder why---

Ishmael

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EVER WONDER...
...why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

...why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

...why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

...why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

...why doctors call what they do "practice"?

...why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

...why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

...why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

...why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?

...who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

...why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

...why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

...why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ?

...why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

...why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

...if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

...why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

Ishmael
 
Ishmael said:
EVER WONDER...
...why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

...why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

...why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

...why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

...why doctors call what they do "practice"?

...why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

...why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

...why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

...why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?

...who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

...why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

...why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

...why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ?

...why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

...why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

...if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

...why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

Ishmael
Or why we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway...go figure.
 
oh man..........

oh I wonder........oh yes I wonder...............

greybeard
 
This thread has all of the characteristics of ...


dare i say it?


...A Fluff thread!

Ack! Another Ish fluff thread. Two in one month !

BRB...I need to phone my therapist :D
 
MissTaken said:
This thread has all of the characteristics of ...


dare i say it?


...A Fluff thread!

Ack! Another Ish fluff thread. Two in one month !

BRB...I need to phone my therapist :D



heh


Is it any wonder why I adore you? :D
 
Ishmael said:
EVER WONDER...
...why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

...why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

...why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

...who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

...why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

...why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ?

...why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

...if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

1. Hair doesn't have pigment.
2. It's because they stretch their cheek down. That pushes your lips into it, the natural response it is to part your lips instead of pushing them harder together than natural
3. That was introduced in Win 95, a truly unoriginal, unimaginative, uncreative OS.
4. Dogs. More dogs went to the dish with the new flavor than the old.
5. First of all, it's just people in the medical field's habit to sterilize a needle (Which is a good thing if you ask me). Also if something were to go wrong and the person were to not die, but get an infection, then you have a lawsuit.
6. That material is too heavy and the plane would not fly.
7. They keep you apart from people. Alienation ensues.
8. The opposite of Progress is regress.
 
For the record, I'd like to be the first woman to say that I CAN put on my mascara without my mouth gaping open!
 
Wicked-N-Erotic said:
And why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Because it's not exposed to enough air to dry out. The air that is in the bottle is trapped and isn't going to remove any moisture.
 
MissTaken said:
This thread has all of the characteristics of ...


dare i say it?


...A Fluff thread!

Ack! Another Ish fluff thread. Two in one month !

BRB...I need to phone my therapist :D

Talking to yourself I can understand. But phoning yourself? Isn't the line always busy? :D

Ishmael
 
Ishmael said:
Talking to yourself I can understand. But phoning yourself? Isn't the line always busy? :D

Ishmael

Umm yep!

So when I have phone sex, isn't it really phone masturbation?


:p
 
MissTaken said:
Umm yep!

So when I have phone sex, isn't it really phone masturbation?


:p

Can you really hear anything with the phone down................never mind. :)

Ishmael
 
Ishmael said:
EVER WONDER...
...why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?

Because cat food is made from meat by-products namely the lungs and other organ meats. Chicken, fish and other such things are already used in this country for consumption, so the leftover parts are sold to catfood companies. There aren't many mouse parts left over, so they don't have that resource.
 
Ishmael said:
Can you really hear anything with the phone down................never mind. :)

Ishmael

Ma Bell and I...

Wait! Wouldnt' that be qualified as incest?

:eek:
 
Re: Re: Ever wonder why---

Spinaroonie said:
Because cat food is made from meat by-products namely the lungs and other organ meats. Chicken, fish and other such things are already used in this country for consumption, so the leftover parts are sold to catfood companies. There aren't many mouse parts left over, so they don't have that resource.

Hmmmmm, so no one's come up with artificial mouse flavoring yet?

I smell an untapped market here.

Ishmael
 
Trojan Condoms

Now, if the name brand follows the story line, wouldn't the little buggers actually get in?
 
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