Ever wonder what your neighbors'...

[HeatherNether]

... sex lives are like? I do. It's sort of fun to guess. We have a couple who lives across the street from us who I'm convinced have the most amazing sex. They are good looking, sure, but also seem to have incredible chemistry. In my head, every time they do it, it's like a scene out of a romance novel. In reality, they're probably as awkward as most of the rest of us. But I prefer how I picture them

 

[nbsucked]

ohh no doubt... but I also had neighbors that I overheard having intense sex and I could never not picture them in a sex related situation, hahaha

 

[HeatherNether]

ohh no doubt... but I also had neighbors that I overheard having intense sex and I could never not picture them in a sex related situation, hahaha

I knew someone who had an apartment above a "massage therapist" who had clients over a lot. And it didn't sound like massages. She said her bed would shake from it.

 

[nbsucked]

I knew someone who had an apartment above a "massage therapist" who had clients over a lot. And it didn't sound like massages. She said her bed would shake from it.

damn, hahaha, very hot

 

[DaLemonDrop]

... sex lives are like? I do. It's sort of fun to guess. We have a couple who lives across the street from us who I'm convinced have the most amazing sex. They are good looking, sure, but also seem to have incredible chemistry. In my head, every time they do it, it's like a scene out of a romance novel. In reality, they're probably as awkward as most of the rest of us. But I prefer how I picture them

I did not have to wonder the first two places I lived. My first place was a super cheap apartment and you could hear everything and they were quite vocal when making love. The second place I lived was a 2-story house and my bedroom was upstairs. The neighbors had a single story and their bed was right next to the window with no curtains so occasionally you'd look outside and they'd be going at it. My current house has no immediate neighbors which is nice so I only know one of the families that lives around us.

 

[nbsucked]

my current next door apartment neighbor, looks single, so I assume his extreme grunts and orgasmic moans are due to a very enjoyable self pleasuring. they sound epic, mostly in the weekends lol

 

[Rob_Royale]

I'm planning a story about this very subject.

 

[Handydan]

Well one neighbour is a vacant lot, so unlikely to be much action there.

On the other side, its an older couple probably in their 50s. I dont ever hear them but if they do have sex, good on them. Maybe they are just not very loud?

We're in our 50's and can rock a bed better than any 20/30 yr old. Along with the couples we invite over for fun.

 

[Treeview]

I live across the street from a cemetery. I leave them to their business/ Not interested

 

[LIDiver]

I live across the street from a cemetery. I leave them to their business/ Not interested

They certainly are having sex because they are “laid to rest”.

 

[MaxwellSmart86]

I have some neighbors that I would be curious to know what their sex lives are like. The nice thing is that they have an above ground pool in their back yard and so I often get to see my neighbor's wife and their 20-something daughter in bikinis during the Summer.

 

[LIDiver]

Lol.. I used to live in an apartment block... it had a small courtyard that went all the way up... 2 floors above us there was a gay couple, 2 lovely guys, who were about the sa,me age as me and my flatmates and we got on great. But their bedroom window opened onto the courtyard, same as mine... and my god, they had noisy sex! I mean, really noisy. Not all the time, but at least once a month, they would go at it... it was a running joke in the building!


Lots of love, Sara xxx

Sounds like they were trying to outcompete you Sara!

 

[TorontoShane]

Maybe not my neighbours, but as a natural people watcher I'm always wondering what people are really like behind closed doors.

 

[LIDiver]

ha ha... maybe! Although, with that analogy of not shitting on your own doorstep... I liked to save my loudest moments for when I was at other people's houses!!


Lots of love, Sara xxx

Wanna come over!?

 

[Daddydolittle3000]

I have a habit of trying to imagine how people orgasm. People on the street and people I know.
I'm also curious about how everyone looks naked in general.
Sure, some people are out of shape or old but I've learned from porn that everyone is a little different and unique. So I always wonder, is she shaved? Is he big or small? What do her nipples look like? How much are their clothes hiding or helping?

 

[englw]

Excellent post--so many of us wonder the same including me. Ladies almost always have their clothes helping their appearance------on the outside, it's whats underneath that counts.

 

[womaneater58]

She is my age and gorgeous, her husband is in a wheel chair and I have thought about whether or not he can satisfy her needs or if she would be open to allowing me to help out.

 

[Easyvirtue]

I know my next door neighbors are a little freaky, she made a joke once about once her son moved out they were turning his room into a sex room. Now, some of my neighbors might wonder about me, I like to stand in my front living room window naked and play with myself. I am basically covered from full view by all the plants my wife has in the bay window so it’s more of the rush than probably being seen.

 

[SirHeed]

Have been lucky to have have some sexy neighbours over the years. So about 4-5 years ago when I was living at home still our neighbours were a couple that were late forties, very fit, muscular and overall good looking. They had a hot tub that I heard them fool around in once which was hot but could actually see anything. Also on a two occasions was able to see her bent over the master bathroom counter being taken from behind by the husband due to the light reflecting off some windows and the blinds not being fully closed. Unfortunately couldn’t see all the good details but was super hot. I also found out that the wife used to sell adult toys at parties and always imagined she was a very sexual person. More stories to come from living in a townhouse/row house

 

[Bbl87]

One set of neighbors I do, because they have 4 kids now, but they keep popping them out every couple years. They have a smaller house and twice as many kids. Need to learn dude's secret for getting it in even with kids.

 

[VikingPhoenix]

I lived in a 12th century converted church in France years ago. There were 5 or 6 apartments in all. I had a young French girl living in the apartment next to mine and our beds were literally on the opposite side of the wall from eachothers. I knew this because she had a couple of different young men come around on a regular basis. She was getting it at least 3 or 4 nights per week. I honestly absolutely loved hearing her getting fucked. She was a very vocal and feminine sounding woman. I would look forward to hearing her in there with a man and would get myself comfortable and most often would masturbate and try to come in cadence with them. It was wonderful because I'd just gone through a break up and it was just the perfect sexually fulfilling experience while I worked my mojo out with French women . She and I were stairwell friends and she was kind enough to allow me to practice my French language when we casually chatted from time to time. Her name was Claire and she was definitely my type with a sexy petite body, milky white skin, a dynamite ass, small perky breasts and short, dark curly hair.I was moving apartments and i mentioned it to her. She knocked on my door that eve while i was packing with some delicious almond creme pastries from her parents bakery. I cracked a bottle of sweet white wine to go with it. She was wearing perfume and i could tell she had done her makeup. It only took about one and a half glasses of wine and she was on her back with her legs spread, head on my pillow. I enjoyed that moment very much and smiled to myself knowing that her head was only inches from her own pillow, on the other side of the wall. Only this time her sexy panting and squeals could be heard from inside the walls of my own room much more clearly.

 

[magicalmoments]

Yes, I frequently wonder about this and have some wild speculations in my mind.
Our immediate next door neighbors are a couple in their mid 70's. She's lovely, nosey as hell, quite slim, nice figure and fantastic legs, wears shorts a lot. He's what I imagine most people have in their mind when you picture a stereotypical elderly male swinger from the 1970's. Sort of greasy in appearance. Stout build. Has the grey hairy chest exposed so you can see the heavy gold chain he wears. Wears three quarter length jeans, boat shoes, and you just get the creepy feeling you get from aged litharios who don't realise they're past it. When they first moved in about 15 years ago they had a hectic social life, lots of visitors, and when they were not entertaining at home they would be out on the town. Now having been a swinger in the past a lot of their behaviours and activities struck a chord with me. I could be wrong, and I do tend to let my imagination run wild. They've never made the slightest overture to us and my wife finds them both repellent in any event.
But Yes, I frequently wonder about my neighbours.

 

[BiWifeMyrtleBeach]

We have had several neighbors over the years we wondered what their sex life was like. One in particular was a woman in a dead end marriage that we had a number of amazing threesomes with early on in our relationship. There were several couples we partied with that Jon and I would have gladly taken things to the next level, but nothing ever came of it.

 

[LIDiver]

We have had several neighbors over the years we wondered what their sex life was like. One in particular was a woman in a dead end marriage that we had a number of amazing threesomes with early on in our relationship. There were several couples we partied with that Jon and I would have gladly taken things to the next level, but nothing ever came of it.

Any vacancies in your neighborhood?

 

[Jbond1981]

... sex lives are like? I do. It's sort of fun to guess. We have a couple who lives across the street from us who I'm convinced have the most amazing sex. They are good looking, sure, but also seem to have incredible chemistry. In my head, every time they do it, it's like a scene out of a romance novel. In reality, they're probably as awkward as most of the rest of us. But I prefer how I picture them

I've always been turned on thinking about people who get walked I'm on right as they begin ejaculating and can not stop the orgasm from happening or from grabbing it at the base and briskly stroking it at the onset and for the duration of orgasm/ejaculation