Ever been caught masturbating?

[SexyAxeSlinger]

I saw the interesting thread where talks about getting caught having sex with someone.

But here is a question, have you ever been caught masturbating by yourself?

I may have been caught quite several times "almost", but I quickly pull my pants up when the door is being opened by someone.

Share your story if you have any.

 

[Big_James]

I was an 18 year old high school senior. I was in a class where we had a very gorgeous substitue teacher. She was wearing a tight shirt. She must not have been wearing a bra, because I noticed her nipples were sticking out.

At about the middle of class, I had a raging hard on and I knew I needed some relief. I got permision to use the restroom. I stuck my hands in my pockets as I walked out the door in hopes of hiding the bulge. I went into the last stall and closed the door. I went to the toilet dropped my pants and began to furiously jack off.

I was too busy moaning to hear the stall door creak open. I didnt realize anyone was there until my best friend/suck buddy asked me what was going on. I told him about the substitute teacher, and knowing that he had the class next, I said he may want to reach a preemptive orgasm. He agreed and he masturbated standing right next to me. We then decided to jack each other off.

 

[Jason3338]

I've only been caught once and that was by my friend's friend. haha
My friend is a girl and she has a key to my apartment, and one day on the weekend I was relaxing in bed and stroking myself and didn't hear the two of them come into my apartment. Well, it's kinda funny, cuz I tend to moan in my sleep, better than snorning I guess, and my friends girl friend walked in on me thinking I was sleeping cuz she heard me moaning, but only to find me with my cock in my hand and a shocked look on my face.
haha, I was embarresed for maybe a second, but she was hot and I didn't mind her seeing me naked and hard as I was.

 

[p_akopian]

But here is a question, have you ever been caught masturbating by yourself?

Nope. I'm too good.

But I did catch an ex-girlfriend once. We'd been fighting, and she said she was tired and was going to take a nap. I walked into the room, and as I looked down I caught a flash of the vibrator as she pulled the sheet up to cover herself. She looked up at me, wide-eyed, embarrassed, but also just on the verge of laughing. She wasn't sure if I'd seen what she was doing, though, so she just looked at me, trying to figure out how she should play things.

I wish I could say that I took my clothes off and started stroking myself, or fucked her silly, or tore the sheet off and role-played the disciplinarian, turning her over my knee and spanking her with one hand and vibing her with the other. But no, I was still pissed off, and so I pretended I hadn't seen anything.

A little historical perspective changes everything. Now I don't even remember what the fight was about.

 

[sister76]

Never, ever, ever!

 

[yankee13]

i haven't....but wouldn't mind if i was

 

[lt1nut]

I've been noticed, seen and watched but never caught...

 

[SlaveS]

No, but I have been forced to cum in a bathroom at a party under my wife orders.
SlaveS

 

[surfwabo]

anyone wanna catch me ?

 

[playboy007]

never

 

[MasterMischief]

I got caught by my grandmother. Not cool.

 

[lindahotstuff]

I was on a business trip away from my man and was feeling especially horny all alone in my hotel room. My man and I often have phone sex and masturbate when we are away from each other. One evening I was really tired and had ordered room service dinner. I had told the room service operator to use their key and leave the food on the table as I would be in the bath and unable to open the door. I got into the hot bath and soaked myself. I was especially horny and rang my man on my mobile. He was lying in bed, talking dirty to me and wanking himself. I lay in the bath, covered in soap suds, and had my feet up on the side of the bath, my legs spread wide and my fingers working feverishly at my cunt, enjoying watching my fingers at work through the bathroom mirror. I had forgotten about the room service. The waiter entered the room and as he passed the bathroom door, which was wide open, I groaned loudly. He looked in and in the mirror he saw my large floating breasts and my legs spread wide with my fingers deep inside my cunt, my back arching as I shuddered in orgasm. I just didn’t care, I even called him in to the bathroom so I could sign the docket, and for a brief moment I thought about pushing him onto the bed and asking him to fuck me.

 

[Macdaddy23]

Wish I had been the guy delivering the food to your room Linda

 

[QreeSRdr]

Fuckin' A right, that would've been a sight to behold.

I got caught once, by my sister when I was 17. I was your usual horier than fuck little boy and was alone at home so I decided to start waking it. Rather than make a mess in my room (which was in the garage) I decided I would go at it in the kitchen and handle my business right over the trash can. Well, as I working it my sister came into the kitchen (I thought she was gone, but I must have been wrong) just in time to see me standing over the garbage pulling my hand out of my pants lloking at the trash as though something was terribly wrong with it. There was... I hadn't gotten myelf off yet.

Needless to say, that was the last time I jerked off in the kitchen (without first making sure no one was home ).

 

[KokopelliRises]

Never been caught. Not saying that there aren't people I wouldn't mind catching me...

 

[tenedaveslilslut]

But here is a question, have you ever been caught masturbating by yourself?.....Share your story if you have any.

It was a few months ago and i was in my computer room on the phone with my Master and he wanted me to cum for him on the phone and just as i was about to cum my son knocks on my door and tells me that his brother called and i need to pick him up at work. (He got out of work an hour early) What a bummer. Master says, "talk about killing the mood." But the kids knew what i was up to because my son kept asking me what i was doing in there and i told him "nothing" ya, like he believed me. i was the butt of the joke for the next couple of days. i just turned to them and said..."fine, have your fun, but i know you guys do it to"

And that's my story.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Woke up one morning and noticed my wife was busy at the computer. So I grabbed my cell and looked up a site that had stories to give me some inspiration. As I was getting close, she walks in. Luckily, I was under a blanket, so I tried to play it off right before she walked over and sucked me off. So getting caught wasn't that bad.

 

[feelsgood]

Caught Masturbating

Hi, you good people who love giving themselves pleasure solo. My name is feelsgood or Mike (Michael). I was caught twice masturbating. Then, there was a third time when I caught someone else solo pleasuring herself with her hand.

The first time was when I had just turned 15-years old. My 17-year older sister caught me jacking off and sniffing her soiled panties that I took out of the dirty clothes hamper. So she said that she was going to punish me for being a dirty little nasty boy. Sis said I had to do what she said or she was going to tell mom about what she caught me doing.

My sister then said to me, well little brother you like sniffing the aroma I leave in my panties so much how about smelling the real thing. Then after saying that, she opened her bathrobe and displayed her naked body and very hairy crouch to me. She said, kneel Michael, you a little pervert of a brother and lick my pussy. I had yet to see a grown up girl’s cunt up close. I had only seen and finger explored a neighbor girl’s hairless pussy when we had played doctor back when we were about eight years old and that didn’t mean all that much at that age.

But, I did know some about the female anatomy from books my mom and dad gave me to read the last couple of years. And then there was the information and pictures that I and my boyfriends passed around. Remember back in the early fifties the schools did not teach any sex education.

I did know a little something about technical sex things because of my parent’s teachings. I knew that women had a special little spot on their pussy called a clitoris. I had read that it was like my cock only much, much, smaller and girls did not pee out of it. The clit was supposed to swell up when they got aroused just like my cock did. One of the books had a whole chapter on women masturbating and showed pictures of them fingering their swelled up love button clits.

At 15 I could not conceived that a woman’s little clit could ever feel half as good as my big erect and hard cock felt like. By then I was already acquiring a man’s tool between my legs. My youthful cock was over six-inches long when I got it hard. I did not know it then but, I was to have glorious nine-full-inches long at two-inches around jack hammering love tool in about four more years.

Then that day when my older sis caught me I kind of thought of her as a grown up woman. Her clit was swelled up to almost the size of my little finger end. With great joy and excitement I let my sister push my head into her hairy bush. I took to my very first pussy licking like an old pro. I suck and pulled on her clit and she screamed out her joy. I don’t know why sis called it punishment as it was great fun and very tasty to lick her out. I gave her at least three climaxes before she had to pull my mouth off of her because she said was ever so sensitive down there now.

Back then in my youth, I was already too wise for my own good and my sister had just started me out as a life long and confirmed cunt eater. Even today at 70, 55-years later, I can still eat pussy all day long. But now in my old age it is hard to find enough women who will still indulged me with their beautiful long legs spread apart on both sides of my face.

Sis then said that because I was so good at doing her with my mouth that she would reward me by sucking on my young cock. Oh lord, I thought my sister was going to give me my first cock sucking. She did and it was so good, especially when I shot a big load of cum in her mouth. She swallowed down my cum and said, little brother your cum really tastes good. This was my very first time at giving and receiving head.

For over the next three years or until my sister went off to college we did mutual masturbation together, had a lot of super great mouth sex and did hand jobs on each other, but no penetration sex. I just begged my sister to let in her sweet cunt with my big cock but no.

Over the next year and half and besides my sister I had a couple of girlfriends give me hand jobs but still no real sex. I was now 16-years old and about to start my junior year in high school. I was still a virgin and as always as horny as hell. So, I was masturbating a lot, maybe three or four times a day.

I had a car now and was taking out girls with it. And I started to get hand jobs by the opposite sex. Life was getting better as I got older. Maybe yet I was not going to become an old man virgin.

One time that summer before my junior year in high school I was setting alone in my car in my car at a hamburger restaurant drive-in. I was ogling all the carhop girls waiting on cars. I started to get an erection so I unzipped my jeans and stated to jack off my big wonderful hard on. I spit a hand full on saliva on my palm, shut my eyes and pounded away in my bliss.

With my eyes closed I did not see a carhop girl come up to my open car window. I was just about to shoot when I open up my eyes and saw her staring through the open driver’s side window at my jacking hand and my ready to exploded cock.

I slightly knew her as a senior at my school or maybe she was a collage freshman. She smiled real big and said, hey baby, are you having fun. I could not stop jacking to save my sole and just grunted and started to spray out a great quaintly of my pearly white cream. I got it all over my steering wheel, my shirt and paints, everywhere.

The carhop girl leaned her head into my car and took my cock end into her red lipped mouth and then sucked out the last of my oozing cum. Then she gave me a bunch more napkins and said you need these to clean yourself up.

She then said to me, for such a young kid, you really have a super cock there don’t you little boy. And you’re cum really tastes good. I have never sucked a boy’s cock that tasted like oranges before. Your sister said that you tasted like that. I think that you are even bigger than what she said you were.

Then she blew my mind with her next statement. She said, I bet that big prick head of yours would really feel extra good deep up my pussy. Maybe after work you and I can get together and I can have a rider on that big thing of yours. With that said she just squeezed my prick and went back inside.

It all happened so fast and I was out of breath from my climax that I did not even get her name. But, oh god I thought, I am finally going to get and have some real fucking. I set there for maybe 30 minutes in my car waiting for her to come back out to my car. Then I went inside but I could not find her.

I did not even know her name. I went home a told my sister what happened. She said that she did not know anybody that worked at that drive-in. I went back to that drive-in every night for the rest of the month but, I never saw her again.

So I remained a virgin until late summer of my sixteenth year. I was over mowing my aunt’s lawn and was inviter into her kitchen for a cold coke. I went in bare chested and only in gym shorts and tennies on. She admired my nicely newly developing muscled body. Then my lovely big tited aunt but her hand on my crotch and said how is this mussel coming along. In less than an hour my virginity was soon no longer in existences. For about the next year and half I got the finest sex education any young man could ever want from my dear, dear, loving aunt. But this is story for another time.

Then many years later I caught a young lady masturbating. I was 53 years old. Both of my kids were grown up and gone. As we still do today, my wife and I live in a big house with a back yard swimming pool. For many years the neighborhood young kids have been welcome to come over to our house to swim.

This particular hot summer’s day my wife had left that morning to visit her mother and was going to be gone several days. Then that afternoon I was in my walking shorts and golf shirt working on the computer in my den office. From the back of the house there came a woman’s voice saying hello. I got up and went to the patio door off are kitchen dining area and saw the girl from next door named Joyce with her head in the door.

This young girl was 15-years old had moved with her family next door to us about four years ago. She had two older twin brothers that must have been about 17 years old and then her dad and mom. Her brothers and both her parents were on the heavy side and I guess you could say they were fat.

I had often thought on how a fat family could have such a pretty slim young girl. 15-yearold Joyce was not fat, anything but. I had to admit this young teenage Joyce turn on this older man. She was very nice and trim in her teenage way. She was tall with a very little waist, nicely flared out feminine hips and a very sexily little ass. She had a very cute face with a pixy nose with long dark black hair falling over her shoulders.

But, Joyce had one notable flaw, no breasts at all. Maybe she was flat chested because she was a slow developer and was so young yet. As far as I could tell through her clothes or her skimpy bikini swim suit Joyce was really flat chested except she had noticeable raised buds of nipples under her shirts that covered her young chest. So anyway, Joyce did have a woman’s large and maybe still growing nibbles.

Sweet young teenage Joyce asked me if she could take a swim and then lie on our deck here and work on her tan. Mr. Mike, as Joyce called me, then said, would you come swimming with me. She said, you know for an old guy I was in such good physical shape with big mussels and looked so hot in tight swim trunks.

My wife and I had in the past swam several times with her and her girlfriends or her family. I wore very skimpy Spandex Speedos. They were not much more that a made over jock strap. And, I stuck out a lot because of my five-inch flaccid prick and my extra large nut sack. My wife was always lecturing me that I shouldn’t wear the Speedos in front of other women, especially young girls like Joyce and the other neighbor girls and women.

But what the hell, it was me and I was not ashamed of displaying what I had down there. I was always such an exhibitionist, if the gals looked at my groin area and liked what they saw, so much the better. And besides it was my house and pool and I would swim nude for them if the law would let me.

I joked with Joyce and said something like; flattery would get you in trouble little girl. She said, ya old man talk is cheap and what will you do to me. Please, come swim with me, she said. But I said no as I had work to do. I then went back my den and what I was doing on the computer.

I was at it for about another hour later when I got up and went to the kitchen for a refill on my ice tea. As I past the patio door I looked out on the deck and got a very big surprise.

There was Joyce stretched out on the chased lounge deck chair facing our patio walkout door. She was completely nude. She had dark glasses covering her eyes. I could not tell if her eyes were open or closed but her head keep rising up facing right at the patio door where I was standing. She had one hand’s fingers way up inside of her cunt. While the fingers on her other hand were pulling on her nipples.

I was totally astonished to see this young woman masturbating in my backyard. I knew it was not right for this older man to be watching Joyce pleasure herself but I just could not tare myself away. In fact it totally got to me. I dropped my shorts and boxers down to my ankles and started to play with my hardening cock.

Joyce’s fingers were doing slow in out movement in her cunt. I was further surprised as her pussy was shaved clean and she was running a lot of juices out of her hot tight little hole.

Her tit hand was doing slow circles over and around her nipples. Surprisingly her flat chest supported very nice nipples and big areolas. Her areolas were about two inches across with the nibbles about the size of the joint of my little finger. Being as aroused as she was, they stood out and I was sure that they were as hard a nails.

I open the door a little and heard her chant, Mr. Mike, Mr. Mike, oh fuck me with your big dick. Oh Mike I want you so bad. Well that was too much and I started to shoot cum all up and down the patio door glass. Then Joyce set up took off her dark glasses, smiled real big and said to me, gotcha old man.

I quickly turned and pulled up my shorts and went back to my den office. In my chair I was still patting and gasping for more air as I still had not yet come down from my high of a climax. God that little girl got to me. I knew it was so wrong for me jack off in front of that teenage girl. But it was so hot seeing her there naked with her very tinny little sexy tits and all.

Then a voice behind me said, Mr. Mike did I make you feel good. I spun my chair around and there was Joyce standing at my den doorway. She was still naked as the day she was born with her bikini and towel over her arm. Then she said my masturbating really turn you on didn’t it old man. You really made a mess on you patio door.

I said to her, Joyce dear, put you swim suit back on. And you should not be in here like that. She came and set in a chair opposite me but made no attempted to get her bikini on.

Joyce said, Oh Mr. Mike I want to see that big cock of your again. Please take it out for me. I know your have a large one from what I just saw through the patio door. I had guessed your penis was quit large as how you fill out you swim trunks.

Then Joyce surprised me once again for she said, I know that you and your wife go swimming in your pool naked late at night. And that your two have other couples over and swim naked with you. And you exchange partner and make love on the patio furniture. I have seen you Mr. Mike fuck other women out in your back yard. For two years now I have come in your back gate and hid in your bushes and watched you guys play.

Then two nights ago you left the lights on and you and your wife went swimming in the nude once again. Then you two laid on the patio lounge chairs and had a mutual masturbation session. You shot your cum all over your belly and chest. And then you stood over your wife as she squinted her woman fluid all over herself and you. Then you two jumped into the pool and rinsed off.

Joyce then said, you know Mr. Mike, I can ejaculate too. That is something that my mom can’t do or any of my girlfriends. I have such intense orgasms when I squirt. I have tasted myself and my fluid tastes just like a spring rain.

Then this very young little girl went on. She said, I made up my mind right there in the dark and at edge of your back yard after I saw you jack off the big cock of yours that I wanted your big thing old man. So this morning when I saw your wife leave with her suitcase I was sure that you would be here all alone so I planed what I did today. I think that it work rather well considering that you got hard and masturbated and I got to see you cum all over the door glass. For an older man you really shoot out a lot of cum. No wonder you balls are so big.

Oh Mr. Mike you have such a big beautiful cock. It is much bigger than I have ever seen. Oh please take it out and jack it for me. You were turn on to my naked body just a few minuets ago so I want to see you hard again. I want you to fuck me Michael with your big old man’s cock. Please, please she begged me.

I said first off little girl I am not an old man. And then I said to her, Joyce you are just a young little girl, just growing up but you are just too young to know about these sexual things. You should not be talking about such things as this. Especially not me, I am not your relation. Talk to your dad or mom but not me. And what do you know about intercourse anyway?

Joyce then said this. Oh Mr. Mike I know a lot about fucking, sucking a man’s cock and having my pussy lick on. You bet I do. For over three years I have been fucking my two brothers, my dad and my uncle. And, my mom just love to eat my pussy and have me suck on hers.

I was just shocked and all I could say was, you and your family really do that in your house. Ya, Joyce said, my two brothers and my beer belled fat father fuck me all the time and I really injoy it. I am an easy climaxer and they are somewhat good at bringing me off but the best sex is when my uncle fucks me. He has a cock almost as large as your seems to be Mr. Mike. He fucks me so deep. But what I really like is when uncle takes me in the rectum. Oh lordly, asshole fucking feels so good. Oh, Michael, do you ever fuck you wife’s ass, Joyce asked?

I was just aghast at her opened sexual boldness and remained speechless. What kind of sexual perverts made up her family. This supposedly sweet innocent little girl was already a slut and maybe a little bit of a whore.

The little 15-year old teenage Joyce made her move to get me to cooperate. She put her legs over the chair arms and took her finger and spread opened her little clean shaved pussy. Oh Mr. Mike this pussy is yours to have, its waiting for you. I am so hot now. I didn’t climax out on the deck when you blew your load so, I need to climax bad now. Oh, please get you big dick out and put it here in my very hot runny cunt.

I told her no, no you are to young girl. But all the time she had me memorized as her finger started in and out her slippery juicy runny cunt. My cock was getting hard in my shorts. And then she started to move her three fingers in and out her pussy lips, faster and faster. I could tell she was digging at her G-spot. Then she through her head back, her eyes showed their whites and then this little tited, not so innocent, 15-year old stated into a very big climax. A steam of clear liquid gushed out of her cunt and between her rubbing fingers. She shook and shuddered and then collapsed down into the chair.

I could not stand her excitement and I too came. I shot a big rope of cum in my boxers and shorts. My cock had shot off it’s cum totally unassisted by my hands. Not since my teenage years had I cum in my pants like this.

Joyce then came down from her high and said to me, I told you Mr. Mike that I could ejaculate. But what a mess I have made her on your chair and floor. I told her don’t worry about that, I will clean it up. Then she said oh look your shorts. You have a wet spot between you legs. Michael, did you cum in your pants? Now you have wasted another one where you could have cum deep in my pussy.

I told her that’s none of her business and besides you have to get dress and get out of here. I said, Joyce I could get into a lot of trouble if someone would discover what you did at my house today, so go home will you. She did and as she went out the back patio door she said, maybe later you will reconsider and fuck me or let me suck on you big cock, Mr. Mike. And, don’t forget to clean off your cum mess off this door glass. And then the little young hot teenage slut was gone.

I got paper towels to clean off my den chair where her ejaculation fluid had flowed. But, first I had to scoop up some in my hand and tasted it. Joyce was right, it tasted just like my wife’s liquid. Sort of like fresh cut spring grass or clover. It was going to be very hard to refuse Joyce’s juices fresh from her hot young teenage cunt.

Way into the fall Joyce would still approach and proposition me. But, I always begged off and told her she was way to young me. Besides I had enough older women to keep happy – my secretary and my wife and couple of her bi girlfriends and our swinging partners. I sure did not need the possible trouble that this young slut of girl could bring me.

I talked to her dad a couple of times when we were out mowing the lawn. I really wanted to tell him what a sick-o his whole family was. But it really didn’t matter as he got transferred to his west cost office in December and the family moved right after Christmas. Occasionally even today when I masturbate, I think of that very young naked girl in my house. All the same, she was one sweet young little cunt that would have been really good fucking.

Hope you all are having outstanding climaxes, at least one every day.
Feelsgood: aka Mike (Michael)

 

[77817]

Your stories are far fetched

Hi, you good people who love giving themselves pleasure solo. My name is feelsgood or Mike (Michael). I was caught twice masturbating. Then, there was a third time when I caught someone else solo pleasuring herself with her hand.

The first time was when I had just turned 15-years old. My 17-year older sister caught me jacking off and sniffing her soiled panties that I took out of the dirty clothes hamper. So she said that she was going to punish me for being a dirty little nasty boy. Sis said I had to do what she said or she was going to tell mom about what she caught me doing.

My sister then said to me, well little brother you like sniffing the aroma I leave in my panties so much how about smelling the real thing. Then after saying that, she opened her bathrobe and displayed her naked body and very hairy crouch to me. She said, kneel Michael, you a little pervert of a brother and lick my pussy. I had yet to see a grown up girl’s cunt up close. I had only seen and finger explored a neighbor girl’s hairless pussy when we had played doctor back when we were about eight years old and that didn’t mean all that much at that age.

But, I did know some about the female anatomy from books my mom and dad gave me to read the last couple of years. And then there was the information and pictures that I and my boyfriends passed around. Remember back in the early fifties the schools did not teach any sex education.

I did know a little something about technical sex things because of my parent’s teachings. I knew that women had a special little spot on their pussy called a clitoris. I had read that it was like my cock only much, much, smaller and girls did not pee out of it. The clit was supposed to swell up when they got aroused just like my cock did. One of the books had a whole chapter on women masturbating and showed pictures of them fingering their swelled up love button clits.

At 15 I could not conceived that a woman’s little clit could ever feel half as good as my big erect and hard cock felt like. By then I was already acquiring a man’s tool between my legs. My youthful cock was over six-inches long when I got it hard. I did not know it then but, I was to have glorious nine-full-inches long at two-inches around jack hammering love tool in about four more years.

Then that day when my older sis caught me I kind of thought of her as a grown up woman. Her clit was swelled up to almost the size of my little finger end. With great joy and excitement I let my sister push my head into her hairy bush. I took to my very first pussy licking like an old pro. I suck and pulled on her clit and she screamed out her joy. I don’t know why sis called it punishment as it was great fun and very tasty to lick her out. I gave her at least three climaxes before she had to pull my mouth off of her because she said was ever so sensitive down there now.

Back then in my youth, I was already too wise for my own good and my sister had just started me out as a life long and confirmed cunt eater. Even today at 70, 55-years later, I can still eat pussy all day long. But now in my old age it is hard to find enough women who will still indulged me with their beautiful long legs spread apart on both sides of my face.

Sis then said that because I was so good at doing her with my mouth that she would reward me by sucking on my young cock. Oh lord, I thought my sister was going to give me my first cock sucking. She did and it was so good, especially when I shot a big load of cum in her mouth. She swallowed down my cum and said, little brother your cum really tastes good. This was my very first time at giving and receiving head.

For over the next three years or until my sister went off to college we did mutual masturbation together, had a lot of super great mouth sex and did hand jobs on each other, but no penetration sex. I just begged my sister to let in her sweet cunt with my big cock but no.

Over the next year and half and besides my sister I had a couple of girlfriends give me hand jobs but still no real sex. I was now 16-years old and about to start my junior year in high school. I was still a virgin and as always as horny as hell. So, I was masturbating a lot, maybe three or four times a day.

I had a car now and was taking out girls with it. And I started to get hand jobs by the opposite sex. Life was getting better as I got older. Maybe yet I was not going to become an old man virgin.

One time that summer before my junior year in high school I was setting alone in my car in my car at a hamburger restaurant drive-in. I was ogling all the carhop girls waiting on cars. I started to get an erection so I unzipped my jeans and stated to jack off my big wonderful hard on. I spit a hand full on saliva on my palm, shut my eyes and pounded away in my bliss.

With my eyes closed I did not see a carhop girl come up to my open car window. I was just about to shoot when I open up my eyes and saw her staring through the open driver’s side window at my jacking hand and my ready to exploded cock.

I slightly knew her as a senior at my school or maybe she was a collage freshman. She smiled real big and said, hey baby, are you having fun. I could not stop jacking to save my sole and just grunted and started to spray out a great quaintly of my pearly white cream. I got it all over my steering wheel, my shirt and paints, everywhere.

The carhop girl leaned her head into my car and took my cock end into her red lipped mouth and then sucked out the last of my oozing cum. Then she gave me a bunch more napkins and said you need these to clean yourself up.

She then said to me, for such a young kid, you really have a super cock there don’t you little boy. And you’re cum really tastes good. I have never sucked a boy’s cock that tasted like oranges before. Your sister said that you tasted like that. I think that you are even bigger than what she said you were.

Then she blew my mind with her next statement. She said, I bet that big prick head of yours would really feel extra good deep up my pussy. Maybe after work you and I can get together and I can have a rider on that big thing of yours. With that said she just squeezed my prick and went back inside.

It all happened so fast and I was out of breath from my climax that I did not even get her name. But, oh god I thought, I am finally going to get and have some real fucking. I set there for maybe 30 minutes in my car waiting for her to come back out to my car. Then I went inside but I could not find her.

I did not even know her name. I went home a told my sister what happened. She said that she did not know anybody that worked at that drive-in. I went back to that drive-in every night for the rest of the month but, I never saw her again.

So I remained a virgin until late summer of my sixteenth year. I was over mowing my aunt’s lawn and was inviter into her kitchen for a cold coke. I went in bare chested and only in gym shorts and tennies on. She admired my nicely newly developing muscled body. Then my lovely big tited aunt but her hand on my crotch and said how is this mussel coming along. In less than an hour my virginity was soon no longer in existences. For about the next year and half I got the finest sex education any young man could ever want from my dear, dear, loving aunt. But this is story for another time.

Then many years later I caught a young lady masturbating. I was 53 years old. Both of my kids were grown up and gone. As we still do today, my wife and I live in a big house with a back yard swimming pool. For many years the neighborhood young kids have been welcome to come over to our house to swim.

This particular hot summer’s day my wife had left that morning to visit her mother and was going to be gone several days. Then that afternoon I was in my walking shorts and golf shirt working on the computer in my den office. From the back of the house there came a woman’s voice saying hello. I got up and went to the patio door off are kitchen dining area and saw the girl from next door named Joyce with her head in the door.

This young girl was 15-years old had moved with her family next door to us about four years ago. She had two older twin brothers that must have been about 17 years old and then her dad and mom. Her brothers and both her parents were on the heavy side and I guess you could say they were fat.

I had often thought on how a fat family could have such a pretty slim young girl. 15-yearold Joyce was not fat, anything but. I had to admit this young teenage Joyce turn on this older man. She was very nice and trim in her teenage way. She was tall with a very little waist, nicely flared out feminine hips and a very sexily little ass. She had a very cute face with a pixy nose with long dark black hair falling over her shoulders.

But, Joyce had one notable flaw, no breasts at all. Maybe she was flat chested because she was a slow developer and was so young yet. As far as I could tell through her clothes or her skimpy bikini swim suit Joyce was really flat chested except she had noticeable raised buds of nipples under her shirts that covered her young chest. So anyway, Joyce did have a woman’s large and maybe still growing nibbles.

Sweet young teenage Joyce asked me if she could take a swim and then lie on our deck here and work on her tan. Mr. Mike, as Joyce called me, then said, would you come swimming with me. She said, you know for an old guy I was in such good physical shape with big mussels and looked so hot in tight swim trunks.

My wife and I had in the past swam several times with her and her girlfriends or her family. I wore very skimpy Spandex Speedos. They were not much more that a made over jock strap. And, I stuck out a lot because of my five-inch flaccid prick and my extra large nut sack. My wife was always lecturing me that I shouldn’t wear the Speedos in front of other women, especially young girls like Joyce and the other neighbor girls and women.

But what the hell, it was me and I was not ashamed of displaying what I had down there. I was always such an exhibitionist, if the gals looked at my groin area and liked what they saw, so much the better. And besides it was my house and pool and I would swim nude for them if the law would let me.

I joked with Joyce and said something like; flattery would get you in trouble little girl. She said, ya old man talk is cheap and what will you do to me. Please, come swim with me, she said. But I said no as I had work to do. I then went back my den and what I was doing on the computer.

I was at it for about another hour later when I got up and went to the kitchen for a refill on my ice tea. As I past the patio door I looked out on the deck and got a very big surprise.

There was Joyce stretched out on the chased lounge deck chair facing our patio walkout door. She was completely nude. She had dark glasses covering her eyes. I could not tell if her eyes were open or closed but her head keep rising up facing right at the patio door where I was standing. She had one hand’s fingers way up inside of her cunt. While the fingers on her other hand were pulling on her nipples.

I was totally astonished to see this young woman masturbating in my backyard. I knew it was not right for this older man to be watching Joyce pleasure herself but I just could not tare myself away. In fact it totally got to me. I dropped my shorts and boxers down to my ankles and started to play with my hardening cock.

Joyce’s fingers were doing slow in out movement in her cunt. I was further surprised as her pussy was shaved clean and she was running a lot of juices out of her hot tight little hole.

Her tit hand was doing slow circles over and around her nipples. Surprisingly her flat chest supported very nice nipples and big areolas. Her areolas were about two inches across with the nibbles about the size of the joint of my little finger. Being as aroused as she was, they stood out and I was sure that they were as hard a nails.

I open the door a little and heard her chant, Mr. Mike, Mr. Mike, oh fuck me with your big dick. Oh Mike I want you so bad. Well that was too much and I started to shoot cum all up and down the patio door glass. Then Joyce set up took off her dark glasses, smiled real big and said to me, gotcha old man.

I quickly turned and pulled up my shorts and went back to my den office. In my chair I was still patting and gasping for more air as I still had not yet come down from my high of a climax. God that little girl got to me. I knew it was so wrong for me jack off in front of that teenage girl. But it was so hot seeing her there naked with her very tinny little sexy tits and all.

Then a voice behind me said, Mr. Mike did I make you feel good. I spun my chair around and there was Joyce standing at my den doorway. She was still naked as the day she was born with her bikini and towel over her arm. Then she said my masturbating really turn you on didn’t it old man. You really made a mess on you patio door.

I said to her, Joyce dear, put you swim suit back on. And you should not be in here like that. She came and set in a chair opposite me but made no attempted to get her bikini on.

Joyce said, Oh Mr. Mike I want to see that big cock of your again. Please take it out for me. I know your have a large one from what I just saw through the patio door. I had guessed your penis was quit large as how you fill out you swim trunks.

Then Joyce surprised me once again for she said, I know that you and your wife go swimming in your pool naked late at night. And that your two have other couples over and swim naked with you. And you exchange partner and make love on the patio furniture. I have seen you Mr. Mike fuck other women out in your back yard. For two years now I have come in your back gate and hid in your bushes and watched you guys play.

Then two nights ago you left the lights on and you and your wife went swimming in the nude once again. Then you two laid on the patio lounge chairs and had a mutual masturbation session. You shot your cum all over your belly and chest. And then you stood over your wife as she squinted her woman fluid all over herself and you. Then you two jumped into the pool and rinsed off.

Joyce then said, you know Mr. Mike, I can ejaculate too. That is something that my mom can’t do or any of my girlfriends. I have such intense orgasms when I squirt. I have tasted myself and my fluid tastes just like a spring rain.

Then this very young little girl went on. She said, I made up my mind right there in the dark and at edge of your back yard after I saw you jack off the big cock of yours that I wanted your big thing old man. So this morning when I saw your wife leave with her suitcase I was sure that you would be here all alone so I planed what I did today. I think that it work rather well considering that you got hard and masturbated and I got to see you cum all over the door glass. For an older man you really shoot out a lot of cum. No wonder you balls are so big.

Oh Mr. Mike you have such a big beautiful cock. It is much bigger than I have ever seen. Oh please take it out and jack it for me. You were turn on to my naked body just a few minuets ago so I want to see you hard again. I want you to fuck me Michael with your big old man’s cock. Please, please she begged me.

I said first off little girl I am not an old man. And then I said to her, Joyce you are just a young little girl, just growing up but you are just too young to know about these sexual things. You should not be talking about such things as this. Especially not me, I am not your relation. Talk to your dad or mom but not me. And what do you know about intercourse anyway?

Joyce then said this. Oh Mr. Mike I know a lot about fucking, sucking a man’s cock and having my pussy lick on. You bet I do. For over three years I have been fucking my two brothers, my dad and my uncle. And, my mom just love to eat my pussy and have me suck on hers.

I was just shocked and all I could say was, you and your family really do that in your house. Ya, Joyce said, my two brothers and my beer belled fat father fuck me all the time and I really injoy it. I am an easy climaxer and they are somewhat good at bringing me off but the best sex is when my uncle fucks me. He has a cock almost as large as your seems to be Mr. Mike. He fucks me so deep. But what I really like is when uncle takes me in the rectum. Oh lordly, asshole fucking feels so good. Oh, Michael, do you ever fuck you wife’s ass, Joyce asked?

I was just aghast at her opened sexual boldness and remained speechless. What kind of sexual perverts made up her family. This supposedly sweet innocent little girl was already a slut and maybe a little bit of a whore.

The little 15-year old teenage Joyce made her move to get me to cooperate. She put her legs over the chair arms and took her finger and spread opened her little clean shaved pussy. Oh Mr. Mike this pussy is yours to have, its waiting for you. I am so hot now. I didn’t climax out on the deck when you blew your load so, I need to climax bad now. Oh, please get you big dick out and put it here in my very hot runny cunt.

I told her no, no you are to young girl. But all the time she had me memorized as her finger started in and out her slippery juicy runny cunt. My cock was getting hard in my shorts. And then she started to move her three fingers in and out her pussy lips, faster and faster. I could tell she was digging at her G-spot. Then she through her head back, her eyes showed their whites and then this little tited, not so innocent, 15-year old stated into a very big climax. A steam of clear liquid gushed out of her cunt and between her rubbing fingers. She shook and shuddered and then collapsed down into the chair.

I could not stand her excitement and I too came. I shot a big rope of cum in my boxers and shorts. My cock had shot off it’s cum totally unassisted by my hands. Not since my teenage years had I cum in my pants like this.

Joyce then came down from her high and said to me, I told you Mr. Mike that I could ejaculate. But what a mess I have made her on your chair and floor. I told her don’t worry about that, I will clean it up. Then she said oh look your shorts. You have a wet spot between you legs. Michael, did you cum in your pants? Now you have wasted another one where you could have cum deep in my pussy.

I told her that’s none of her business and besides you have to get dress and get out of here. I said, Joyce I could get into a lot of trouble if someone would discover what you did at my house today, so go home will you. She did and as she went out the back patio door she said, maybe later you will reconsider and fuck me or let me suck on you big cock, Mr. Mike. And, don’t forget to clean off your cum mess off this door glass. And then the little young hot teenage slut was gone.

I got paper towels to clean off my den chair where her ejaculation fluid had flowed. But, first I had to scoop up some in my hand and tasted it. Joyce was right, it tasted just like my wife’s liquid. Sort of like fresh cut spring grass or clover. It was going to be very hard to refuse Joyce’s juices fresh from her hot young teenage cunt.

Way into the fall Joyce would still approach and proposition me. But, I always begged off and told her she was way to young me. Besides I had enough older women to keep happy – my secretary and my wife and couple of her bi girlfriends and our swinging partners. I sure did not need the possible trouble that this young slut of girl could bring me.

I talked to her dad a couple of times when we were out mowing the lawn. I really wanted to tell him what a sick-o his whole family was. But it really didn’t matter as he got transferred to his west cost office in December and the family moved right after Christmas. Occasionally even today when I masturbate, I think of that very young naked girl in my house. All the same, she was one sweet young little cunt that would have been really good fucking.

Hope you all are having outstanding climaxes, at least one every day.
Feelsgood: aka Mike (Michael)

Dear Penthouse.........................................

 

[77817]

One time that summer before my junior year in high school I was setting alone in my car in my car at a hamburger restaurant drive-in. I was ogling all the carhop girls waiting on cars. I started to get an erection so I unzipped my jeans and stated to jack off my big wonderful hard on. I spit a hand full on saliva on my palm, shut my eyes and pounded away in my bliss.

With my eyes closed I did not see a carhop girl come up to my open car window. I was just about to shoot when I open up my eyes and saw her staring through the open driver’s side window at my jacking hand and my ready to exploded cock. I slightly knew her as a senior at my school or maybe she was a collage freshman. She smiled real big and said, hey baby, are you having fun. I could not stop jacking to save my sole and just grunted and started to spray out a great quaintly of my pearly white cream. I got it all over my steering wheel, my shirt and paints, everywhere.

The carhop girl leaned her head into my car and took my cock end into her red lipped mouth and then sucked out the last of my oozing cum. Then she gave me a bunch more napkins and said you need these to clean yourself up.

Oh hey, that's believable! Lots of guys I know have been sucked off by carhops and the chick that works the drive-through!

Liar.

 

[feelsgood]

caught masturbating

All true and then some. If you did not like or believe it why did you read it?

Feelsgood!

 

[Dreamliner]

anyone wanna catch me ?

Yes, now about arrangements.....time and place?

 

[skitzoid]

OK surfwabo

 

[WaitingOnYou]

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[oriondog]

Vacuum Cleaner

I started masturbating when I was twelve. And in my neighborhood no one ever admitted to jerking off. Once you were known as a Jerkoff in the 1960s, your social life was finished as we knew it. So I kept the jerk secret to myself.

There was times when my friends and I would discuses the facts of life or the rumors of sex that someone or a friend of a brother’s sister in-law’s cousin’s next-door neighbor had happen to him. If you managed to track that person down, he always heard it from someone else.

One day while horsing around with my friend’s sex came up. We heard the usual suspects, hairy palms, blindness, facial acne and of course blue balls. But someone had a new one. A friend of a brother’s sister in-law’s cousin’s next-door neighbor had to be rushed to the hospital because he had his dick stuck in a vacuum cleaner. We all had a good laugh and then tortured our friend for bringing something so stupid up.

It was about six months later I was in my (we didn’t call them basements then) cellar and noticed the old family vacuum cleaner. It was steel metal grey, about three foot long and resembled a torpedo, had four little castor wheels and came with five foot hose and sounded like a jet engine. Light bulbs went off in my head. Both my parents worked and because my dad used power equipment down there, I knew if the door was shut the noise wouldn’t arouse suspicion. I was free to try this sinful experiment.

It was easy, I unzipped my fly pulled my cock out turned VC on and stuck my dick into the hose. The suction and the air rushing past my cock created a vibration that surrounded my entire manhood. It felt great! And that lasted all of fifteen seconds. My cock became rock hard and it was almost stuck in the hose. So I detached the hose and put my dick right into the nozzle of the VC itself. With the hose off it was wide enough to accommodate my hardon. At first the opening was to big, but putting my thumb across the top, I could regulate the air-flow and vibration intensity. I had never felt anything this good in my life. When I got bored with the sensation, I simply adjusted my thumb a new vibration. I was in heaven.

And then it happened. I thought I was being electrocuted I was so scared I panicked and started to cry. I pushed the VC away from me as quick as I could so I wouldn’t die. And when I calmed down I realized that my thirteen year old dick was spewing the last of the ribbons of cum all over the cellar floor. It was then that I discovered the true meaning of vacuum cleaners! I had cum from masturbating, but this was different, this was a super charged. I had a super charged Jerkoff toy. And for the next six months I rendezvoused with my new friend once a week.

Then I did what all kids do. I got so smart, I outsmarted myself. One day decided to bring the VC out of the cellar and up to my second floor bedroom so I could be more comfortable. I stripped all my clothes off sat on the edge of my bed and inserted my dick into the best nozzle in the world. By this time I learned how to manipulate the nozzle with my thumb so well I could cum in thirty seconds or bring myself to the brink of orgasm and then back off. This could go on for hours. Hey I was good at it, I was a pro.
There I was working up a great sweat when I lost track of the time. I had come close often that day and decided that it was time to relieve myself. Normally I would cum right in the (there’s no feeling like it) VC, when something caught my eye as I started to erupt. There was my mother screaming at me. I know because I could see her mouth moving and the blood vessels popping out on her temples. But all I could hear was the VACUUM CLEANER and the BLOOD POUNDING in my own temples as I sprayed string after string of bright pearly cum across the bedroom with the VC growling at my feet.

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING? MOTHER OF GOD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING.” I finally heard her yell. I knew something was wrong but I was cumming so hard I had a hard time bringing myself back to reality. My body was trembling, my face was twitching obscenely my glazed eyes were peering right through my horrified mom. It took her a shorter time to recover from the shock and she brought me out of mine by beating me with the only thing she had in her hands. Her TWENTY-FIVE POUND handbag. I was standing and my flagpole was still bobbing up and down when the first avenging blow struck. Baddabing, and just like that I was knocked out of my orgasmic trance and back to reality. The second blow crashed into me and rattled every bone in my exhausted body. I recovered my senses to avoid the third and when her handbag hit the headboard the shoulder straps broke.

“WAIT TILL YOUR FATHER GETS HOME. WHAT MAKES YOU THINK OF THINGS LIKE THIS? AND IN A VACUUM CLEANER NO LESS.
WAIT TILL YOUR FATHER COMES HOME!” she yelled for the whole neighborhood to hear.

It was the most humiliating moment of my life and it got worse as the week went on. My mother was in family crises mode and even after father punished me. She was sure I was turning into a Homo-clepta-fag-retard. She dragged me to talk to the parish priest friend of the family, who preached fire and brimstone with potential blindness. The following day it was off to the probation officer friend of the family who told me if I didn’t change my ways I would end up in prison getting raped every day for the rest of my life, not to mention going blind.

The next day was the bottom of the barrel for me. She took me to see my godmother. My mom thought, “Maybe she can straighten you out”. It was one of those catholic things. I was so embarrassed I couldn’t even look her in the eye. My god mother was one of those people you respect above all others not related to you. She was a beautiful, smart, tough, just woman. And she was my mothers’ best friend. After she sent my mom away I fell into her arms crying wondering who my mother would tell next. When I relayed this fear to my god mother, she lifted my chin and dried my tears and told me I had been punished enough and that after I apologized to my mom and swore on a bible that I would never do it again. She would speak to my mother. She never mentioned blindness. And she was right; it was never mentioned again till this very day.

And I learned my lesson because I never got caught using the VACUUM CLEANER again!!!

A true story. Comments are welcome