Even More Random Thoughts

Whoever thought the moon was made of green cheese? I mean, it's not green. Maybe it only happens when the man in the moon is envious.
 
Dude, I am fan of most all titties. Even the ones covered by the Dollar Store shoppibg skank in the Cat Mom tshirt.
 
I wish I could clone myself so there were four of me. I just want to be with special people even if only for a few hours.
 
Might fuck around and ask the nice lady in the mall selling me essential oils if I can use her as a character for Penthouse Letters.
 
I'm really liking how my new profile picture looks. I feel like it fits perfectly with the new circular profile picture style
 
Might fuck around and protest that I have unfairly been kink shamed for my Dawson’s Creek fetish.
 
Might fuck around and protest that I have unfairly been kink shamed for my Dawson’s Creek fetish.

Someday, you and I should belly up to a bar with a great jukebox and drink as many fancy cocktails as we can, while playing kickass music that pisses everyone else off. We can try to stump the bartender.
 
Someday, you and I should belly up to a bar with a great jukebox and drink as many fancy cocktails as we can, while playing kickass music that pisses everyone else off. We can try to stump the bartender.
Oh yeah. We have one of those TouchTune machines in the Tasting room at my fake job. I got in trouble after a shift for playing Weens HIV Song on repeat. Good times.
 
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