Even More Random Thoughts

Dude, my go to compliment for middle aged titty dancers is to tell them they look like Jennifer Anniston. Regardless of race or ethnicity it seems to really work and they still offer up lap dances. I dont know what it is but muh fuckers I got it.
 
Random Thought #1: Being older, the severe lack of women posting in the "Young women for older guys" thread is disturbingly accurate.

Random Thought #2: If you have money to invest and can "wait it out" a few years without panicking, one word - TESLA.

Random Thought #3: Why have I only just heard of this airline? It's brilliant! JSX Airlines.

Random Thought #4: Watch the news for "Non-slaughtered" beef. A new company out of Oakland is artificially growing meat - which has tested out as incredible in quality. They will be advertising it as "non-slaughtered beef" as well. Compny will go public in a short while. Worth watching.
 
I wonder what the hotel housekeeper thought when she found that half bottle of baby oil that I left in the room
 
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