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[pandaburr]

A lot of times when I’m logging in, I accidentally type pandabutt instead of burr. It’s grown on me so should I ever go full emo, peace out, and come back a few years later, it’s definitely climbing the ranks for my next username.

And don’t none of you theivy bastards try to steal it first.

And no theivy is not a word.

 

[Sundayschild]

A lot of times when I’m logging in, I accidentally type pandabutt instead of burr. It’s grown on me so should I ever go full emo, peace out, and come back a few years later, it’s definitely climbing the ranks for my next username.

And don’t none of you theivy bastards try to steal it first.

And no theivy is not a word.

That is how nicknames are born

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I want a monkey... so I can offically say... "hey! I never said you could touch my monkey!"

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I want a monkey... so I can offically say... "hey! I never said you could touch my monkey!"

Oh please, you're a man! Those words will be "Hey baby! Come put my monkey in your mouth."

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Oh please, you're a man! Those words will be "Hey baby! Come put my monkey in your mouth."

Todays the day.. I could see my monkey in your pants

 

[gga]

Todays the day.. I could see my monkey in your pants

You said that out loud, ya know.
Illegal in most states.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

You said that out loud, ya know.
Illegal in most states.

He's gonna get himself banned from Lit!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

You said that out loud, ya know.
Illegal in most states.

ONLY if the monkey is actually seen

Yes... that is a monkey in my pants

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Todays the day.. I could see my monkey in your pants

If monkeys can rip your face off, idk what they'll do in my pants!!! Wait... are they just walking around in my pants?

 

[LikeableMe]

I’m wondering whether my avatar will eventually just be the last one I uploaded

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Tiddies. Random but that's what I'm thinking about lol

 

[gga]

If I fall asleep in the basement family room watching TV, I'll often wake in the middle of the night and see that I have an hours-old text from my wife asking if I'm okay.

I never answered the text, but apparently that wasn't enough to have her get out of bed and check on me

So, at that point, did she just figure my dead body would still be there in the morning and shouldn't further affect her sleep?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

If I fall asleep in the basement family room watching TV, I'll often wake in the middle of the night and see that I have an hours-old text from my wife asking if I'm okay.

I never answered the text, but apparently that wasn't enough to have her get out of bed and check on me

So, at that point, did she just figure my dead body would still be there in the morning and shouldn't further affect her sleep?

How do you know she didn't check on you and saw you were sleeping and let you be? Or maybe she knows you and knows you fell asleep in the chair? Speaking for myself, a dead body in the house would GREATLY limit my sleeping skillz.

 

[gga]

How do you know she didn't check on you and saw you were sleeping and let you be? Or maybe she knows you and knows you fell asleep in the chair? Speaking for myself, a dead body in the house would GREATLY limit my sleeping skillz.

Trust me. I know. She doesn't move about the house in the quietest manner.

Dead body here helps sleeping. Snoring has been eliminated.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Trust me. I know. She doesn't move about the house in the quietest manner.

Dead body here helps sleeping. Snoring has been eliminated.

But that's what CPAPs are for!

 

[gga]

But that's what CPAPs are for!

I probably need to turn it on.
Or get a newer one.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I probably need to turn it on.
Or get a newer one.

Ok, enough about CPAPs or people will be offering to help us cross the street.

 

[gga]

So, is there a special store where all female TV meteorologists get their dresses?

There are often patterns, colors, and configurations that I've never seen before.

 

[LikeableMe]

I still feel stupid about my drunk posting yesterday, so I’m being a good girl today

 

[Baseballcoach43]

Should I drizzle caramel on it???

 

[HeavyBalls]

I want to hide on the stairs in the Scream costume with a big knife, and scare my neighbor when she sneaks to use my garbage can.

Your ideas intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter...

I still feel stupid about my drunk posting yesterday, so I’m being a good girl today

Happens to the best of us.

 

[Baseballcoach43]

It's sweet

Depends on what it is

 

[Jd192235]

Depends on what it is

Is the it really important if there’s caramel being licked of it ?

 

[cheekygirl75]

Should I drizzle caramel on it???

Always drizzle caramel if you have it!

 

[Jd192235]

He was asking the question…it just depended on the “it”

Sounds like a win win scenario