Even More Random Thoughts

[Crankbait88]

The possibility exists that the world is going nuts. I hope I have a front row seat, but don't wish to participate.

 

[Crankbait88]

Possibility, he says.

I think I spelled "probably " wrong.

 

[LikeableMe]

The people hosting these webinars have no idea that I attend 95% of them from the bath tub. I’m a multi tasker!

 

[AmberLGreen]

If I have to get out of bed today someone’s going to need to pay me in chocolate croissants and tea and it better happen quickly.

️ sorry out of chocolate croissants but if you bite the chocolate doughnut and croissant together you won’t notice the difference

 

[AmberLGreen]

Everybody is a little bit broken and that is what makes them who they are. The broken parts are what make you beautiful. Well apart from me because I am fucking gorgeous so I must be totally broken

 

[TongueLust]

Questioning has become taboo.

 

[TongueLust]

The ep was a bit predictable.

 

[Chillygirl]

Everybody is a little bit broken and that is what makes them who they are. The broken parts are what make you beautiful. Well apart from me because I am fucking gorgeous so I must be totally broken

I might totally love you

 

[SeeMeRolling]

Questioning has become taboo.

Has it?

 

[Orchidea73]

take it or leave it.

 

[Cogan]

Having good friends for dinner is the best way to fill up positive energy.

 

[MrPractical]

Avocados are like bananas.. they need a couple of days

 

[MrPractical]

Did you enjoy them with a nice Chianti?

I am not aware of a nice Chianti.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Some individuals seem to be so sorely mistaken about how emetic, rather than magnetic, their personalities are.

 

[CleverCowardice]

What's the point of edible undergarments? The whole reason I'm down there is because I'm ravenous for her cunt, not a Fruit Roll-Up drenched in crotch sweat. And what if I'm full after I eat her sweaty fruit thong? Then she's sitting there with a vaguely raspberry-flavored cooter and asscrack that's going uneaten. It's not like you can put that shit in a Ziploc baggie and toss it in the fridge for later. You just have to throw it away. What a waste!

 

[JerseyJade]

What's the point of edible undergarments? The whole reason I'm down there is because I'm ravenous for her cunt, not a Fruit Roll-Up drenched in crotch sweat. And what if I'm full after I eat her sweaty fruit thong? Then she's sitting there with a vaguely raspberry-flavored cooter and asscrack that's going uneaten. It's not like you can put that shit in a Ziploc baggie and toss it in the fridge for later. You just have to throw it away. What a waste!

Lol

 

[SassySheDevil]

I knew today would be emotional. But i was unprepared for all the pictures of my Mom.

 

[Ginmill72]

Not down with this whole work on the weekend thing.

 

[Orchidea73]

What's the point of edible undergarments?

Tackiness.

 

[Crankbait88]

I love hard boiled eggs. But peeling them can either be incredibly satisfying, or incredibly frustrating. There is no in-between.

 

[Xerxes82]

Babylon 5. The effects were cheesy even then, the acting isn't going to set the world on fire, and the writing can be preachy at times. But man this show still speaks to me, even all these years later.

But it's sad to think of all the cast members who have passed on in the years since.

 

[TongueLust]

Love my girl, she is the truth.🕯

 

[Chillygirl]

Wondering if it would be worth changing my schedule to 6-230...

 

[2021Noobie]

Can I be home by 2:30?

 

[smtst5]

Wow what a biatch