Even More Random Thoughts

[CleverCowardice]

Manscaped can fuck all the way off.

"Only campers like bushes. Don't be a camper."

First off, camping is awesome and only weirdo shut-ins don't enjoy the outdoors. Second, when it comes to dudes, only sex creeps shave their junk. Well, unless you have a really tiny dick. Like, to the point that, even erect, it looks like Ziggy standing in a cornfield. Then, sure, you probably want to mow that shit down.

 

[Twistedkink]

Upside down cake

 

[LAHomedog]

One night in a long lifetime of nights cannot and should not define the lifetime. Yet sometimes it does.

 

[keeperofsecrets69]

maybe Bill Murray was on to something in groundhog day
.

 

[Daisy_Love]

Manscaped can fuck all the way off.

"Only campers like bushes. Don't be a camper."

First off, camping is awesome and only weirdo shut-ins don't enjoy the outdoors. Second, when it comes to dudes, only sex creeps shave their junk. Well, unless you have a really tiny dick. Like, to the point that, even erect, it looks like Ziggy standing in a cornfield. Then, sure, you probably want to mow that shit down.

Omg I laughed way harder at that Thai should have

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[CleverCowardice]

Omg I laughed way harder at that Thai should have

Given that you have one of the best laughs I've ever heard, it pleases me immensely that I could be responsible for putting more of your laughter into the world.

 

[JerseyJade]

Given that you have one of the best laughs I've ever heard, it pleases me immensely that I could be responsible for putting more of your laughter into the world.

Wow, CC must be back to taking his medication and is being really nice.

Oh wait.. I just read his original post. Never mind.

 

[Daisy_Love]

Given that you have one of the best laughs I've ever heard, it pleases me immensely that I could be responsible for putting more of your laughter into the world.

Well, thank you, CC
But….
Thai??! Where the hell did Thai come from hahaha!!


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[Daisy_Love]

I shave and trim for comfort. *shrug*

I think it’s important to keep your ummmm man garden tended to

 

[BongoGal]

I have never once been with a guy who was shaved bare. If some guy I was intimately involved with suddenly showed up clean-shaven down there, I suspect that I'd laugh at him.

 

[BadAmy]

I shave and trim for comfort. *shrug*

pics or it didn't happen.

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[keeperofsecrets69]

I have spent my whole life keeping sharp objects away from my junk.. now you want it shaved? you ladies are sadistic as fuck!

 

[SassySheDevil]

I think shaving/trimming is a personal choice. I wont kick anyone out of bed for either choice. Personally, I prefer trimmed or shaved. But that's just for less dental floss. I think VERY hairy guys look a little different shaved though. The one tiny patch shaved, but the rest hairy, looks weird. In that case. Trim.

 

[CleverCowardice]

Wow, CC must be back to taking his medication and is being really nice.

Hey, I can be nice. I'm a nice fucking guy. Just not to you. All you damn kids, with your rock 'n' roll music, your hula hoops, and your Jolly Ranchers. Stay the hell off my lawn!

Well, thank you, CC
But….
Thai??! Where the hell did Thai come from hahaha!!

Well, I wasn't going to say anything - even though it's your fault I'm now desperately craving curry. But it got me a second helping of Jennifer Aniston, so it's all good.

You sexy beast.

Get over here.
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[smtst5]

I have never once been with a guy who was shaved bare. If some guy I was intimately involved with suddenly showed up clean-shaven down there, I suspect that I'd laugh at him.

Give it a day or two when the hair starts to grow back and watch. It itches more than anything. I shaved everything once in college. It was absolutely brutal for a couple of weeks. NEVER again! Neatly trimmed yes. Shaved bare hell no!

 

[smtst5]

Women, too, although waxing last much longer.

Or laser...ouch

 

[keeperofsecrets69]

shaved, waxed, lazered.. what the fuck is this a horror movie?

 

[JerseyJade]

Hey, I can be nice. I'm a nice fucking guy. Just not to you. All you damn kids, with your rock 'n' roll music, your hula hoops, and your Jolly Ranchers. Stay the hell off my lawn!

Now there's the CC that I know and love.

 

[TongueLust]

Top floor energy, I love them.

 

[LikeableMe]

I wish I could erase this person from my mind. I haven’t found my delete button

 

[Wand3rlust]

It’s on your clit. You need someone hot to come press it.

Fuck yes.

 

[keeperofsecrets69]

It’s on your clit. You need someone hot to come press it.

press it,.push it, caress it gently, swirl a tongue around it, suck it and tug it between warm wet lips..whatever it takes!

 

[Wand3rlust]

RIGHT??!

TOTALLY agree. A lot of times, lovely lady you just have the right words.

 

[LikeableMe]

It’s on your clit. You need someone hot to come press it.

So I should be looking for someone hot, rather than looking for the button myself? That’s where I’ve been going wrong all this time! I’ve been pressing it myself

I’ll start looking for hot guys from tomorrow

 

[Xerxes82]

My reaction to that was telling. Why do I do this to myself? I know better than this!