Even More Random Thoughts

Hahaha I am far too polite to ask the question I am thinking about going commando in shorts! :D 😂

Har! I first started going commando when I was sharing an office with a woman who liked to get into my pants. I could wear shorts on Casual Fridays during the warmer months, and no underwear just made everything a little easier. :D
 
When he thinks you’re joking but you are so hurt and pissed you’re holding back tears 🙄😡
 
I just noticed that there are a shit ton of boobs on the Internet that I can stare at for free! How cool is that?!?!
 
Suddenly wondering if monkeys at the zoo are masturbating because they’re thinking about us. I don’t want to get involved. I just wish I could ask them what they’re thinking. 🤔
 
Years ago, I was driving down a street and slowed down because I saw a woman with a really awesome butt. Then I realized, Oh! I’m dating her! Probably a crucial moment that led to us eventually getting married. Years later, I was writing and drawing silly things with my kids, and my son taped a piece of paper on the wall that read “Butts are funny.” I will never tell him this, but some little part of me will always think that he owes his very existence to the fact that one day I saw a butt. Life is strange. 🤔
 
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