Even More Random Thoughts

[ydahecnot]

Oh I overfertilize


Oops, wrong thread

 

[LikeableMe]

I can’t believe I only have eight shifts left

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Oh I overfertilize


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LMAO! This is why I buy paper towels in bulk quantities.

 

[Blues]

I am so sick of idiots screaming at you while you are trying to help them with something they can't do

 

[TongueLust]

Miss seeing my Frogs.

 

[LikeableMe]

I’m wondering where my friend is...

 

[Crankbait88]

While I like my steak pink, I don't care for my chicken that way.

 

[AZDryHeat]

Has anyone seen where I put my keys?

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Thinking about a woman whose legs I mindlessly complimented a couple of days ago when she was wearing shorts. I didn’t have a single lascivious thought in my head, I just blurted it out. But I see her almost every day, and now I can’t think of a way to improve on complimenting her legs. Can’t really go back to talking about the weather, and complimenting her tits is a bridge too far. Should I maybe tell her that I love how her mind works? I’m out of practice.

 

[Xerxes82]

Outta your league kiddo. Outta your league.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Insomnia sucks!

 

[Joxlrg]

Good Morning Sassy

 

[Crankbait88]

The older I get, the more I like spicy foods.

The older I get, the less they like me.

 

[Orchidea73]

Face your negative emotions as you would face an unwanted follower/attacker.

 

[Orchidea73]

Like this, you mean?

https://media.tenor.com/images/637f12ef492b34fdf66c7f65f44a47a6/tenor.gif

LOL

Sorta. I like to use the element of surprise. Turn around and... lol
https://media1.tenor.com/images/2da91f1de74cfe8855dc89397ddf81dc/tenor.gif?itemid=4750448

 

[Orchidea73]

yea, those steely eyes work just like mace.

So far, so good.

 

[TongueLust]

Ego doesn't let them do the right thing.

 

[ydahecnot]

A peach emoji?

 

[Xerxes82]

I couldn't point to or articulate anything about today that is different, special, unique or even noteworthy. Yet, for no apparent reason whatsoever, I am in a really good mood today.

 

[Chillygirl]

If people over heard just pieces of conversation from this office
“I have to suck it out but then it hurts.”

 

[ydahecnot]

If people over heard just pieces of conversation from this office
“I have to suck it out but then it hurts.”

JerseyJade needs to be hired as a consultant

 

[TongueLust]

Maybe a .

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Outta your league kiddo. Outta your league.

I am aware brother. I am aware. But sometimes the fantasy is nice, even if you have to slap yourself out of it.

 

[Xerxes82]

It is pouring. I am soaked. On the plus side, my man boobs are totally winning the wet tee shirt contest at work.

I am aware brother. I am aware. But sometimes the fantasy is nice, even if you have to slap yourself out of it.

Lol.

Mine was directed at myself, Nevyn. It was the slap. So far, so good.

 

[ErisTeori]

It's a really good life, but sometimes, it gets in the way.