Even More Random Thoughts

[LAHomedog]

Don't you hate it when you leg falls asleep?

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Currently celebrating the culinary innovation that is the one-eyed bacon cheeseburger. It’s the perfect transitional meal to have at 3:00am when you happen to find yourself, for whatever reason, in an all-night diner, and aren’t quite ready to make a commitment to breakfast yet. Nobody’s out looking for commitment at 3:00am.

 

[TongueLust]

What a sweet dream.🕯

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday

 

[ydahecnot]

Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday

I thought the song was Monday Monday

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

I’m going to spank my six-foot-tall, 20-year-old Ukrainian maid for bringing me my Saturday morning pancakes late. As soon as I wake up from this dream where I have a six-foot-tall, 20-year-old Ukrainian maid who brings me pancakes on Saturday mornings. Also, I’m out of syrup.

 

[n8Romantic]

lol, this made me giggle out loud.

This is one of those Memes that is so very true!

 

[TongueLust]

Hilarious.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Feeling a weird mixture of pride in myself and cold hearted for my ability to end a friendship when it's no longer healthy.

 

[Crankbait88]

I don't care how old you are, a fart is still funny.

 

[Orchidea73]

Feeling a weird mixture of pride in myself and cold hearted for my ability to end a friendship when it's no longer healthy.

Been there done that. Best thing you can do. Toxic people are to be cut off without any ceremony.

 

[BadAmy]

I don't care how old you are, a fart is still funny.

https://media.giphy.com/media/xTiN0NOr8JabQstXVK/giphy.gif

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

That wee box of Toffifee sure didn't last long..

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Been there done that. Best thing you can do. Toxic people are to be cut off without any ceremony.

You can't help people who embrace the chaos.

Canoe?

I had to...

 

[Lady2020]

A 5-mile day.

 

[Orchidea73]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/37/c7/1f/37c71f9ec149bbdfc510caae2982374e.gif

 

[TongueLust]

UGH! And to think...

 

[Orchidea73]

Pretending I'm not thinking about tomorrow. Well, today actually.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

The young folks around here are very polite, almost annoyingly so. Look guys, you don’t fool me. It’s Saturday night, and I know that an hour from now you’ll be trying to unhook a bra. Godspeed, my sons. Godspeed.

 

[JerseyJade]

The young folks around here are very polite, almost annoyingly so. Look guys, you don’t fool me. It’s Saturday night, and I know that an hour from now you’ll be trying to unhook a bra. Godspeed, my sons. Godspeed.

I remember those Saturday nights. Good times.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

I remember those Saturday nights. Good times.

I knew a guy who died from blue balls. Seriously! You wouldn’t want that to happen to me, would you? You could save my life!

 

[JerseyJade]

I knew a guy who died from blue balls. Seriously! You wouldn’t want that to happen to me, would you? You could save my life!

Lol

Well I do know a cure for that.. but I'm no doctor.

 

[lanceGibs]

Lol

Well I do know a cure for that.. but I'm no doctor.

And what is this cure Dr Jade?

 

[JerseyJade]

And what is this cure Dr Jade?

Oh, I'm no doctor. I'm just me.

 

[Orchidea73]

The young folks around here are very polite, almost annoyingly so. Look guys, you don’t fool me. It’s Saturday night, and I know that an hour from now you’ll be trying to unhook a bra. Godspeed, my sons. Godspeed.

Do they know how to unhook a bra?