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Sometimes you just need to yank woman's jeans and panties down as you lay them over your knee to teach them Daddy lessons...
 
These animals have food and fresh water, but tonight they seem to be especially needy for affection as well. I wouldn’t be a single man living in a house full of animals if I were capable of being emotionally present. Why don’t they get that? 🤔
 
Why does sleep evade you when it’s most needed. :rolleyes:
 
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Greek food.
Mojitos.
Bring in to the house in bouquets.
Let them grow, bees like it.
Post on FB and tell your neighbors you have free mint.
Pull it out and throw it into the sun, because, fuck all this mint.

Lmao...I especially like that last one. It's a lot of fucking mint. Thanks Fara :heart:
 
What am I gonna do with all this mint?

I love mint and agree with what everyone has said.
I use it when I cook lamb...and, in winter, I make a hot cup of mint tea to relax.
Mash it with sugar and raspberries and add lemonade to it.

I dry sprigs of it.
 
Thinking that it’s July already, and I just yesterday saw a woman with dark roots wearing a tube top and smoking a cigarette for the first time all summer. What’s happening to the rural America that I know and love?
 
Been around the boards since 2015, disappeared for a while, now reappearing under a new name. I've been booorreedd, and wondering if this place is still as fun as it used to be. It definitely needs to be updated lol
 
Been around the boards since 2015, disappeared for a while, now reappearing under a new name. I've been booorreedd, and wondering if this place is still as fun as it used to be. It definitely needs to be updated lol

Did it used to be fun?…lol
 
I love mint and agree with what everyone has said.
I use it when I cook lamb...and, in winter, I make a hot cup of mint tea to relax.
Mash it with sugar and raspberries and add lemonade to it.

I dry sprigs of it.

Your lemonade recipe sounds delicious! I need to try this.
 
Watching an old Conan O’Brien clip in which his assistant Sona mentions that she used to steal things, and suddenly remembering for the time in ages that my first true love was a “bad girl” who also had a reputation as an accomplished shoplifter. We were at a restaurant once and I mentioned that I liked the ashtray on our table. After we left the restaurant, as we were walking back to my car, she handed me the ashtray. I didn’t see her committing her crime at all. That was true love. Ah, memories! 😂
 
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It can also be an interesting addition to tzatziki sauce.

Thanks and love your new AV :heart:

I love mint and agree with what everyone has said.
I use it when I cook lamb...and, in winter, I make a hot cup of mint tea to relax.
Mash it with sugar and raspberries and add lemonade to it.

I dry sprigs of it.

The lemonade sounds so good today...thanks!

Roll it in a spliff and get stoned, mon

Lol if only it had that effect.
 
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