Even More Random Thoughts

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Thinking that I still haven’t solved the mystery of the woman who picked me up and drove me home last night. I could start asking around, but I’m afraid that might anger or confuse someone’s dad.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Thinking that I maybe have enough cash in my pocket for dinner or a blowjob, but probably not both, unless the one prostitute I know around here has some sort of combo platter special happening tonight.

 

[TunnelKing089]

Anyone think someone famous posts here or reads here any?I always wondered.

 

[Orchidea73]

"Dickon Manwoody" Now that's a full name. lol

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I wish there was a quick and easy way to differentiate when you're using a laugh emoji whether you're laughing with someone or at someone.

 

[Cyberbella]

I wish there was a quick and easy way to differentiate when you're using a laugh emoji whether you're laughing with someone or at someone.

Point and then laugh when you’re laughing at them.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Might fuck around and have the condom framed I used on the hot neighbor I invited over for the Friends reunion.

 

[Cyberbella]

Might fuck around and have the condom framed I used on the hot neighbor I invited over for the Friends reunion.

Hopefully you took pics of the momentous occasion.

 

[TongueLust]

They need to stop lying to each other and other people.
She isn't as sick as they both portray...

 

[ydahecnot]

But enough about Lindsay Lohan

 

[LikeableMe]

I wonder if I would get fed up with baths, if I got to work from home as a bubble bath tester

 

[Cyberbella]

I wonder if I would get fed up with baths, if I got to work from home as a bubble bath tester

If you figure out this is a real gig, let me know!

 

[LikeableMe]

If you figure out this is a real gig, let me know!

It would definitely be a dream job!

 

[Cyberbella]

It would definitely be a dream job!

Or sleep testing mattresses.

 

[LikeableMe]

Or sleep testing mattresses.

I could very easily do both! I wouldn’t mind holding those two jobs work-life balance? Who cares!

 

[TongueLust]

Mutual, still.

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Why complicate things?

 

[LAHomedog]

I the Hula-Hoop dead?

 

[LikeableMe]

I the Hula-Hoop dead?

I hope not - I bought one last week!

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Might fuck around and go full ‘Karen’ on the Motel 6 manager. Every time I bring my Slam Piece here it smells like someone cooked fish in microwave.

 

[LikeableMe]

I love those turtles

 

[ydahecnot]

Ouch, that quote has merit

 

[Dazer3]

I need something to eat.

 

[LikeableMe]

Waking up and seeing the results of yesterday’s hard work was a pleasant ‘surprise’. Got a lot more hard work ahead of me today - but I’m really loving the results.

 

[LucianaGrace]

It’s the weekend! I survived the week!
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