Even More Random Thoughts

[BadAmy]

jesus. is everyone having sex right now? it's a ghosttown here!

#jealous.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

jesus. is everyone having sex right now? it's a ghosttown here!

#jealous.

Well, I gave my dick a stern scolding, if that counts. He had a beating coming to him!

 

[Girly_girl]

Someone (a Litster someone)once told me that being a kind hearted woman was a beautiful and attractive thing to be, lately I’m thinking it’s more of a curse.

 

[Esslemont]

Think of Midway....96?, 97?
Anyways...one of those years. Just like that.

You’re missing out Mattie.

Beach volleyball and tits that are located where they belong on a chest. So sexy.

Ps...Don’t tell Julie. Lol...or...go ahead, I’m not there. Ha! Nerd.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Thinking about a tall, striking and age-appropriate woman I’ve recently met. This might require some work, because she’s not likely to buy my usual bullshit.

 

[Sweet_b19]

I have the luxury of doing exactly what I want every weekend and I love every second of it. Single, unmarried, and childless for the win...

 

[TwoTaTango]

Three things in Common

I have the luxury of doing exactly what I want every weekend and I love every second of it. Single, unmarried, and childless for the win...

Seems we have more than a few things in common , we should go for the back too back win .....

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

I have the luxury of doing exactly what I want every weekend and I love every second of it. Single, unmarried, and childless for the win...

Yes, my penis keeps saying things like that. Doesn’t seem to notice the college tuition piling up.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Dude, maybe it’s the tequila and White Claw talking but I did it all for the Nookie.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Dude, maybe it’s the tequila and White Claw talking but I did it all for the Nookie.

I truly love you more than words can say. Just don’t get all emotional about it!

 

[Justis]

It was this unusual prism-shaped wooden ruler, and sometimes she’d sneak off with it to the living room or wherever when I was asleep or doing something else. I was confused by the whole process. It became a joke to us. One day she brought it to bed and held it up to my dick. A potentially intimidating thing to happen, but she very thoughtfully measured from underneath, so my balls got counted into my total.

Lol! So perhaps lulling you into a false sense of security just so she could measure your tool.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Lol! So perhaps lulling you into a false sense of security just so she could measure your tool.

I honestly never thought about it much before. But seriously, it could have been part of a game that she played—she later started dating a guy who lived across the street from me, then called me for decades later. There was some emotional attachment between her and that ruler that transferred to me. Like a psychological thing that I never investigated. She kept calling me for years later, but I never answered. Now I’m curious about many of the things she might have been thinking.

 

[LikeableMe]

Two down and hopefully just one more to go

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Suddenly getting it in my head that I’d like to go to a bar and buy a dangerous-looking woman a drink. So if I disappear, I may be dead. Or just in Las Vegas. But please inquire after my whereabouts.

 

[LikeableMe]

Suddenly getting it in my head that I’d like to go to a bar and buy a dangerous-looking woman a drink. So if I disappear, I may be dead. Or just in Las Vegas. But please inquire after my whereabouts.

What does a dangerous woman look like? Is she wielding knives?

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

What does a dangerous woman look like? Is she wielding knives?

More like a woman who looks prepared to suck a tennis ball through a garden hose but will later hire a good lawyer.

 

[LikeableMe]

More like a woman who looks prepared to suck a tennis ball through a garden hose but will later hire a good lawyer.

I’ve never met a woman like that (that I know of!)

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

I’ve never met a woman like that (that I know of!)

Well they probably wouldn’t reveal themselves quite the same way to you after a few too many drinks in a bar. There’s some trouble that isn’t worth walking into.

 

[DeadlyDream]

I think she bathed in that perfume bottle.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I should probably wait a day to make that call.

 

[LikeableMe]

Well they probably wouldn’t reveal themselves quite the same way to you after a few too many drinks in a bar. There’s some trouble that isn’t worth walking into.

I had a friend’s ex husband send a few too many drinks to my table once, then try to get me to sleep with him on the way home. Maybe he’s the male equivalent?

(He got nowhere)

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

I had a friend’s ex husband send a few too many drinks to my table once, then try to get me to sleep with him on the way home. Maybe he’s the male equivalent?

(He got nowhere)

Maybe so. I was thinking of an evening ages ago when I found myself sitting next to an older woman who seemed unusually predatory, and also sloshed. I thought, Well, I could easily get her to come home with me, but could I get her to leave? I fled. We all have nights when we’re not on our best behavior.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

I've been wanting to go to a bar and just try to have fun. Try different drinks and listen to music and fucking relax. I don't know if I have EVER done that.

I don't know if I have ever had fun. Anybody want to help me learn?

 

[PlotDriven]

Nationwide isn't really on my side.

 

[AlpineFresco]

Exploding bulb again, huh? Yeah, sure, why not?
<picks glass out of hair>