Even More Random Thoughts

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Don’t you just hate it when you accidentally post a PM? Been there.

Oh, God. I came close to sending a text to my son earlier today that was intended for someone else. I really shouldn’t be allowed to operate this machine. Especially in such close proximity to my dick.

 

[TunnelKing089]

I see the internet cop is still on here poking his nose in other people's business,stirring up more trouble,over stuff fthat's been forgiven and forgotten months ago.Nice try dude but not quite.

And he still don't like pie.

 

[Chillygirl]

I’m being such a petty bitch today...I really need an attitude adjustment.

 

[Blues]

I’m being such a petty bitch today...I really need an attitude adjustment.

:caning: - snap out of it!

 

[LikeableMe]

This time tomorrow, part one will be over

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

I see the internet cop is still on here poking his nose in other people's business,stirring up more trouble,over stuff fthat's been forgiven and forgotten months ago.Nice try dude but not quite.

And he still don't like pie.

Can’t be me. My fondness for pie is well known. Especially coconut creme and lemon merengue. Save cake for the little boys.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

There's just something about it that makes me....

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

If I didn’t know any better I’d say my cousin was hitting on me today

 

[Justis]

Why didn’t I buy a smaller ruler?

 

[Chillygirl]

:caning: - snap out of it!

Well that would definitely help!

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Why didn’t I buy a smaller ruler?

I used to have a girlfriend who oddly masturbated with a ruler. Yet she seemed to have a poor sense of measurement, and it was complimentary to me for a while.

 

[Justis]

I used to have a girlfriend who oddly masturbated with a ruler. Yet she seemed to have a poor sense of measurement, and it was complimentary to me for a while.

Lmao not what I’m doing with my ruler but fucking hilarious, thank you

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Lmao not what I’m doing with my ruler but fucking hilarious, thank you

Well, you know. Sometimes you just have crazy conversations in life.

 

[LikeableMe]

I’ve been procrastinating this for 12 hours - and now I must get it done!

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Lmao not what I’m doing with my ruler but fucking hilarious, thank you

It was this unusual prism-shaped wooden ruler, and sometimes she’d sneak off with it to the living room or wherever when I was asleep or doing something else. I was confused by the whole process. It became a joke to us. One day she brought it to bed and held it up to my dick. A potentially intimidating thing to happen, but she very thoughtfully measured from underneath, so my balls got counted into my total.

 

[sally_sparrow]

I used to have a girlfriend who oddly masturbated with a ruler. Yet she seemed to have a poor sense of measurement, and it was complimentary to me for a while.

A ruler?!
.....
Damn, she has a luscious ass.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

A ruler?!
.....
Damn, she has a luscious ass.

Oh! I should have explained this—she didn’t use it for penetration, just rubbing over her panties. It was a funny thing about her. I also learned that she had a pretty complicated rating system for boyfriends, and I later doubted that I was the only guy that she had measured. She was taking notes! I think that’s what the ruler was really for.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Currently thinking that the world would be a much better place if all cats were dead. Also grateful that I have one more beer. Also thinking that I rather enjoy Picasso’s Blue Period, because I’m a sensitive soul and hope to have sex with an artist someday.

 

[Tallulah82]

Currently thinking that the world would be a much better place if all cats were dead. Also grateful that I have one more beer. Also thinking that I rather enjoy Picasso’s Blue Period, because I’m a sensitive soul and hope to have sex with an artist someday.

I don't care for cats, I like Picasso, but most importantly my fridge has much more than one beer in it. I'm happy.

 

[hairball18]

I don't care for cats, I like Picasso, but most importantly my fridge has much more than one beer in it. I'm happy.

I think someone is looking for company.

 

[Tallulah82]

I think someone is looking for company.

Fuck off, these are all MINE!

Bring your own, and I'll allow you to sit with me and chew the fat

 

[Wageslave]

Currently thinking that the world would be a much better place if all cats were dead. Also grateful that I have one more beer. Also thinking that I rather enjoy Picasso’s Blue Period, because I’m a sensitive soul and hope to have sex with an artist someday.

Cats are fantastic

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

I don't care for cats, I like Picasso, but most importantly my fridge has much more than one beer in it. I'm happy.

About 50% of what I say is a lie, like with most people. I actually have a cold twelve-pack, and was seriously married to an artist for 15 years. But I will deny it if you repeat it!

 

[Tallulah82]

About 50% of what I say is a lie, like with most people. I actually have a cold twelve-pack, and was seriously married to an artist for 15 years. But I will deny it if you repeat it!

50%? Pfft. I aim for at least 85%. Put some real effort into it, man.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

50%? Pfft. I aim for at least 85%. Put some real effort into it, man.

Well, it’s not all intentional. And much of it is nice and protective to others. I mean, I’m not really sure I want to know if you’re faking an orgasm. You can keep that to yourself unless you think it’s something we need to work on. Otherwise I’ll just remain in a state of delusion and keep thinking I’m kicking ass.