Even More Random Thoughts

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Going back to work wasn’t easy. But I’m really enjoying this bath!

Remembering having a perfectly innocent phone conversation with a coworker while she was drawing herself a bath. Things got a little quiet, and then I began to hear some gentle rhythmic splashing. Couldn’t resist calling her out about what was happening on her end of the line. She fessed up, and the conversation took a different turn. I love how women do seem to enjoy their baths.

 

[MrPractical]

Why did it take these hostas take 5 years to get this big? What is a man to do?

 

[Daisy_Love]

When they focus on the dog…

But it’s such a cute dog

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Suddenly remembering going on a school trip to a zoo where I got to see a baboon’s bright red ass while he played with himself in a cage. He didn’t seem very happy. My educational system failed me in ways I am only now coming to terms with.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Currently thinking that whoever is mowing a lawn at this hour needs to die. These are my peak masturbation hours for fuck’s sake. I need to concentrate!

 

[ydahecnot]

Currently thinking that whoever is mowing a lawn at this hour needs to die. These are my peak masturbation hours for fuck’s sake. I need to concentrate!

The Greatest Generation would masturbate in a foxhole. Man, how soft we have grown, so to speak squared

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

The Greatest Generation would masturbate in a foxhole. Man, how soft we have grown, so to speak squared

Well, I can only assume that missiles exploding overhead might make you want to stroke one last one out.

 

[FunLi]

Did I just witness some jealousy when this officer came to check on me?

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Did I just witness some jealousy when this officer came to check on me?

Well, you never really want an officer showing up. Unless, I guess, he’s a hunk.

 

[FunLi]

Well, you never really want an officer showing up. Unless, I guess, he’s a hunk.

He’s quite hunky. I’ve just sworn off all men right now

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

He’s quite hunky. I’ve just sworn off all men right now

Oh, I’m so sorry. It’s always so painful when one of us has upset a woman and had to release her back into the wild. It’s like losing an endangered species.

 

[FunLi]

Oh, I’m so sorry. It’s always so painful when one of us has upset a woman and had to release her back into the wild. It’s like losing an endangered species.

Haha..well, that’s quite an interesting way to think of it.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

He’s quite hunky. I’ve just sworn off all men right now

Haha..well, that’s quite an interesting way to think of it.

Oh, I just pretend to be woke in my endless pursuit of vaginas.

 

[FunLi]

Oh, I just pretend to be woke in my endless pursuit of vaginas.

Heyyyyy, at least you’re honest

 

[ydahecnot]

He’s quite hunky. I’ve just sworn off all men right now

But not women, right? Asking for a friend

 

[FunLi]

But not women, right? Asking for a friend

Not women

 

[ydahecnot]

Not women

Drops pe...er, I mean, he dropped an apple

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Heyyyyy, at least you’re honest

Well, it’s usually pretty obvious what’s on a man’s mind. You might as well come out and admit it.

And again, I’m talking about pancakes, you perverts!

 

[SassySheDevil]

Such a suck ass

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Such a suck ass

Oh, I’ll back that up and suck some ass. I got some game!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Day 2 of 60 and I'm already overwhelmed.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Oh, I’ll back that up and suck some ass. I got some game!

lol well thank you for that visual.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

lol well thank you for that visual.

Well, some things may not be pretty visuals that still feel good. Otherwise, I may have lived my whole life without getting a bj.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Thinking that a family member seems to be mowing my lawn in a passively-aggressive way. Then going back to thinking about tits, as usual. That’s my happy place.

 

[LikeableMe]

I was pleasantly surprised to discover I could make pizza in my air fryer! I don’t have a working oven right now, and learning that the air fryer does so much more than I realised!