Even More Random Thoughts

[sally_sparrow]

Pretty sure they were all talking about butt stuff.

Lol

 

[LikeableMe]

My hallway looks so much brighter since I painted it

Still so much work to do!

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

These mofo cats have now yanked my modem down to the floor twice in two days. They’ve decided to go after my sad excuse for a sex life, and this means war!

 

[TongueLust]

Ingrate, that's why I don't bother.

 

[NastyNyx]

Sign, sign...everywhere a sign...

 

[Orchidea73]

"Wants the sea but is afraid of water."

 

[Orchidea73]

C'hai 'na faccia.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

More convinced than ever that everyone in this county makes day drinking a necessity.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Cheers!

Yet still, where the hell are my pants? I am not blameless about the social problems in my community.

 

[moonfull]

So happy the weather has improved.

 

[sally_sparrow]

Reno 911 has new episodes?!

 

[KyleR215]

what has more value?

A boatload? Or a $hitload?

 

[LucianaGrace]

I hope they know the pain that’s caused by their decisions. Living life in constant fear, being plunged into sudden lockdowns, being separated from family who only live a state away but should otherwise be on an another planet because you can’t see them for nearly 18 months now, losing family and being not allowed to see them or attend funerals to say goodbye or be around other grieving members of your family...it’s all so fucked up.

 

[ydahecnot]

Whenever Falco sings, “Amadeus,” I instead hear “hot potatoes.” Am I alone in this?

 

[TunnelKing089]

Whenever Falco sings, “Amadeus,” I instead hear “hot potatoes.” Am I alone in this?

You're a funny dude,let's be friends.

 

[TunnelKing089]

Whenever Falco sings, “Amadeus,” I instead hear “hot potatoes.” Am I alone in this?

Cake?seriously?Dude you need to try PIE.

 

[BurningButterfly]

Cake?seriously?Dude you need to try PIE.

It's raining here

 

[LikeableMe]

I’m going to miss my DIY, now I’m back at work. Hopefully I’ll still find time to continue making these changes!

 

[BurningButterfly]

I’m going to miss my DIY, now I’m back at work. Hopefully I’ll still find time to continue making these changes!

I would love a croissant .

 

[n8Romantic]

The times they are a changing...

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[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Currently fantasizing about someone making me pancakes, then throwing in an unenthusiastic, perfunctory handjob just to make me sadder for eating all those pancakes. Could be a successful business model for any aspiring entrepreneurs out there.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Should I make the radio show script a three-part, or four-part story?

 

[ydahecnot]

Currently fantasizing about someone making me pancakes, then throwing in an unenthusiastic, perfunctory handjob just to make me sadder for eating all those pancakes. Could be a successful business model for any aspiring entrepreneurs out there.

When I eat pancakes, I brook no distractions

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

When I eat pancakes, I brook no distractions

Well, every once in a while your waitress is sporting some cleavage to get a bigger tip and you wind up with sticky fingers.

Just talking about syrup, people. Get your minds out of the gutter.

(Actually, please never do.)

 

[LikeableMe]

Going back to work wasn’t easy. But I’m really enjoying this bath!