Even More Random Thoughts

[elusive_buttrfly]

I sometimes spend a lot of free time trying to figure out what jersey number I should pick for when I'm drafted into the NHL. Nevermind that I'm well into middle age, overweight, and can't skate.

69 of course!

 

[Shi_One81]

Why am I so disappointed my tattoo didn’t hurt?

 

[HeavyBalls]

All personnel prepare for drop!

 

[ashesatwork]

Whyyyyy do the bluejackets suck so badly lol

 

[TongueLust]

That was a weird dream. 🕯

 

[Corbal]

That was a weird dream. 🕯

What’d Dream Corbal do now?

 

[TongueLust]

What’d Dream Corbal do now?

*Pounce*

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Dude, miss the days of picking up random skank at the bar and going back to her place for late night pancakes and and pancake titties.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Dude, fuck the Chicken Sandwich wars. How ‘bout some Breakfast Burrito wars but Im the winner. Fuck outta here.

 

[SugarSpiceAndLace]

Time to stop my pity party and get on with it.

This is where I'm at too right now.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Dude, you think that Youtube couple the Holdersons’ still bang or is he/she tired of the same poontang/dllsnick.

 

[Chillygirl]

Seriously...every day awake at 3am...

 

[LikeableMe]

I need to download this tune

 

[Esslemont]

To delay the inevitable, unerringly fails...

...lol...time to move on. So be it.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Dude, two titty dancers named Raven. Which one should I spend this stimulus check on?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Your instinct has never let you down; but, girl, you need to be better on the uptake.

 

[TongueLust]

That always seems a little strange.

 

[Shenanigans90]

This beach vacation is not going to plan itself while I watch baseball.

 

[TongueLust]

This girl must think that I was born last night. SMH

 

[MrPractical]

I need a drink and a quick decision.

 

[Chillygirl]

I can’t stand watching people do push ups....poor plank, elbows splayed out, not doing a full range of movement....it’s like nails on a chalkboard

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Why do people find it difficult to tell you what they want?

 

[ydahecnot]

I don’t resemble that remark

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

I don’t resemble that remark

No, you don't y...Enjoy your night. Sweet dreams.

 

[ydahecnot]

You too. Mine may be more tangy than sweet