Even More Random Thoughts

Is there an actual difference between Pecan Pie and Vegan Pecan Pie?
 
Might fuck around and do some day drinking with teachers on winter break at the local Applebees. They tend to get drunk quick and put out even quicker if you know what I’m saying.
 
When ordering coffee asked if I’d like cream and sugar, been responding, ‘Oh baby I like it raw,’ in my Old Dirty Bastard voice. This gets me some looks and my black coffee rather fast.
 
This is a big change for me because for the longest time I would respond with, ‘I like my women like I like my coffee...Puerto Rican!’
 
I now live in a world where Boba Fett actually did something. 2020 gets weirder every single day.
 
1. Probably best that I live in the middle of nowhere cause some people are too damn tempting

2. Little nicknames are the best

3. Being an adult means I can buy booze

4. Sometimes a little pain is so damn good
 
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