Even More Random Thoughts

[DarkSimian]

Lol sorry, couldn’t resist ((hugs))

*hugs back, then shows you a move I learned from the TSA screening*

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Cats suck and are creepy. Some husbands are but not all of em

My cats are actually really cute and I want to show them my adoration. They’ll take maybe ten seconds of petting and then either swat my hand or walk away. Very similar to married life. Meh.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

*hugs back, then shows you a move I learned from the TSA screening*

Did they grope you where they shouldn’t??

 

[DarkSimian]

My cats are actually really cute and I want to show them my adoration. They’ll take maybe ten seconds of petting and then either swat my hand or walk away. Very similar to married life. Meh.

My cat puts her paw on my face and pushes me away. Like, "that's enough, human."

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

My cat puts her paw on my face and pushes me away. Like, "that's enough, human."

Awwww. The rejection.

 

[DarkSimian]

Awwww. The rejection.

Story of my life. No respect, I tell ya....

 

[SassySheDevil]

Cats suck and are creepy. Some husbands are but not all of em

You better never let a crush of yours see that. She'll skin you alive.

 

[DarkSimian]

You better never let a crush of yours see that. She'll skin you alive.

*pounce*

 

[SassySheDevil]

*pounce*

Hey hot stuff. Wanna rub chests?

 

[DarkSimian]

Hey hot stuff. Wanna rub chests?

Is that a rhetorical question? You know I do

 

[SassySheDevil]

Is that a rhetorical question? You know I do

Who hoo!

 

[DarkSimian]

Who hoo!

*pulls you onto my lap, so we will be at eye level*

 

[SassySheDevil]

*pulls you onto my lap, so we will be at eye level*

lol smart ass

 

[DarkSimian]

lol smart ass

You know it *eskimo kiss*

 

[SassySheDevil]

You know it *eskimo kiss*

Goodnight sweet friend.

 

[DarkSimian]

Goodnight sweet friend.

Good night, sis

 

[DarkSimian]

You can tell I'm bored when I'm trolling in the Personals

 

[LikeableMe]

I don’t wanna work today *pouts*

 

[Modern_drunkard]

I constantly think about banging girls in sundresses. Also, girls in faded Thin Lizzy tshirts but they have to have a real nice hefty rack.

 

[TongueLust]

Damn... Lit must have a sign up bonus that I don't know about.

 

[MrPractical]

Pennies....

 

[emsway]

Well now, that just sounds like hell.

 

[MrPractical]

Well now, that just sounds like hell.

Well. they are. Who wants 'em?

 

[emsway]

Well. they are. Who wants 'em?

Ha! Not what my post was referring to, however....


I feel like a fairy godmother when I have exact change these days. Right now, pennies are making some merchants very happy.

 

[MrPractical]

Ha! Not what my post was referring to, however....


I feel like a fairy godmother when I have exact change these days. Right now, pennies are making some merchants very happy.

I feel like a fairy godfather when I have a quarter in my pocket.....I havent met a merchant who needed a penny..But I do get your point.