Even More Random Thoughts

[Mav Unlimited]

Ellyse Perry is hot!

 

[SassySheDevil]

........

 

[Esslemont]

Remember as a little girl you thought to yourself, “When I grow up I’m going to do great things.’

Well...I’m ready and waiting...let’s fuck.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I found a screenshot of your phone number today. It took all of my willpower not to message you and wish you a Happy Birthday.

 

[Esslemont]

Sometimes I like to fly really high and shit on people.

Adorable.

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

Why is it that when you need to sleep you end up horny and wide awake???

 

[mnbreastluver]

Anne Frank would probably be pissed that we know what’s in her diary.

 

[LifeIsGood3976]

Don't you hate it when you hear a song you like, decide to play the entire album, and are sad to learn the first song that you liked is the only good song on the album.

 

[chame1eon]

Don't you hate it when you hear a song you like, decide to play the entire album, and are sad to learn the first song that you liked is the only good song on the album.

Yeah. That is really disappointing.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Losing your virginity greatly decreases your chance of being a human sacrifice.

 

[Esslemont]

Don’t just take her upstairs to screw.
Take that woman upstairs and fuck her.
Fuck her with every ounce of passion that you can muster.
Fuck her as if it’s the last chance you’ll ever get.
Fuck her hard and rough.

Fuck her in exactly the same way that she is whispering in your ear...like the dirty little whore she is.

Good Girl.

 

[Sweet_b19]

Don't you hate it when you hear a song you like, decide to play the entire album, and are sad to learn the first song that you liked is the only good song on the album.

It’s literally heartbreaking. Almost worse is when their other songs are just as amazing but they don’t even have one full album, just a few singles.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

That guess is an embarrassment to the rest of us guys

 

[Esslemont]

Wariness is one deep kiss away from being breathlessness.

I hate to see you wary Darlin’.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Wishing he'd buy a fucking dictionary and grammar for dummies

 

[chame1eon]

Wishing he'd buy a fucking dictionary and grammar for dummies

Idk I like ee cummings and Mark Twain.

 

[TongueLust]

Happy Full Moon!

 

[catherinewheel77]

Happy Full Moon!

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIF.3QOu6mr2euPYpW0uMm77rQ%26pid%3DApi&f=1

 

[TongueLust]

....

 

[TongueLust]

Evil Twitches.

 

[Esslemont]

O.k.....here's the deal.

I'm going to cast this die and if any of the following numbers... 1-6, turn up, then its the ass for you again tonight.

Fingers crossed you get the roll you want.

 

[Xerxes82]

From zero to 10, just like that.

(Ok, from like a solid 6.5 to 10, but the point stands.)

 

[MrStooTheT]

Ah, today is going to a tough one. Can feel all the loss today.

 

[Sh75]

A time.for change.
One long chapter ending, one new one about to be written.
Anticipation and trepidation.
Excitement and fear.
Armed with a creative licence for this chapter and a deep love for the preceeding one
Time to embrace this new journey, onward and upward.

 

[barefootgirl69]

A time.for change.
One long chapter ending, one new one about to be written.
Anticipation and trepidation.
Excitement and fear.
Armed with a creative licence for this chapter and a deep love for the preceeding one
Time to embrace this new journey, onward and upward.

You got this