Even More Random Thoughts

[Ziggins]

How did they wipe their butts in the 1700's? They didn't have TP. Did they even wipe their butts? Or just get up and go?

What about on the wagon trips west -- weeks and weeks on the wagons, no bathing, no TP. Damn, the fucking smell must have been horrendous.

Squatting on the ground would leave less on the cheeks than sitting on a toilet. A handful of grass may be enough, and would probably feel better than a corncob.

 

[Ziggins]

I forget which desert plant can be burned as a deodorant in a smoke bath. And sand scrub. The hardest cleaning challenge may be in very cold climates, where wiping plants are scarce, where a cup of drinking water costs fuel and time to melt it, and any type of scrubbing starts with removing clothes, and too much time being wet and unclothed is easily fatal. Inuit, north Canadians, Siberians, etc. may be unwashed all winter.

 

[Misshotndeep]

I forget which desert plant can be burned as a deodorant in a smoke bath. And sand scrub. The hardest cleaning challenge may be in very cold climates, where wiping plants are scarce, where a cup of drinking water costs fuel and time to melt it, and any type of scrubbing starts with removing clothes, and too much time being wet and unclothed is easily fatal. Inuit, north Canadians, Siberians, etc. may be unwashed all winter.

Backs out slowly...

 

[emsway]

I could, but I won’t.

 

[85Ironman]

I could, but I won’t.

Why not?
I mean, maybe you should?

 

[emsway]

Why not?
I mean, maybe you should?

Good point. Hmmmmm...

 

[Misshotndeep]

I wish I could go back and tell him it's not worth it. They are not worth it.

 

[Spanky1372]

Hot dogs, nutritionally there's nothing in them. Put the right condiment on them and they'll make you smile and forget your hunger.

 

[mnbreastluver]

If a sloth were to clap, it will always sound sarcastic.

 

[Xerxes82]

Bob Uecker has to be one of the funniest people that has ever lived. Maybe it's because he was first a baseball player and later an announcer, and you don't expect him to be as funny as people who make it their living to be funny. But he just is.

There's a lot to be said about someone who does not take himself too seriously, and sees the value in self-depreciation.

Also, he's just genuinely a nice person during fan interactions. And he can launch into awesome baseball stories at the drop of a hat.

I genuinely dread his retirement. Brewer baseball doesn't sound right without him on the mic.

 

[LifeIsGood3976]

Also, he's just genuinely a nice person during fan interactions. And he can launch into awesome baseball stories at the drop of a hat.

I genuinely dread his retirement. Brewer baseball doesn't sound right without him on the mic.

I can relate. John Miller was with the Orioles for almost 20 years before he went to the Giants. Since then, we've had a conveyor belt of average, forgetful announcers moving in and out.

 

[TongueLust]

Quote posting to your alt is a form of self love.

Right?

 

[TongueLust]

Luz. 🕯

 

[Xerxes82]

Casual sex and social distancing don't go well together.

But maybe if we both wear masks?

Lol.

 

[mnbreastluver]

The guy that fucked up The Leaning Tower of Pisa literally fucked up so bad he created a monument to how bad he fucked up.

 

[LifeIsGood3976]

There's someone here today who posted to my birthday thread, and I couldn't thank them because they have PMs turned off. You know who you are, and thank you.

 

[DeckardNYC]

I haven't used antiperspirant since March.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Getting compliments from women always makes me smile. It feels more genuine in most cases.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Getting compliments from women always makes me smile. It feels more genuine in most cases.

I couldn’t agree more. A guy complimenting me on my ass comes off as completely disingenuous.

 

[Mei5ter]

Was there, at one point, a thread here involving someone being spanked with a rubber chicken, or have I just somehow got that in my head with absolutely no basis in reality?

And yes, I do know there is probably no good answer to that.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Was there, at one point, a thread here involving someone being spanked with a rubber chicken, or have I just somehow got that in my head with absolutely no basis in reality?

And yes, I do know there is probably no good answer to that.

---waits patiently for the answer---

 

[LikeableMe]

You have no idea

 

[Misanthrope4Life]

I just caught a guy video recording a juicy piece of ass


He was discreet, but you can't hide anything from a top notch perv

 

[SassySheDevil]

I couldn’t agree more. A guy complimenting me on my ass comes off as completely disingenuous.

I'm sorry. But your ass gets genuine compliments from both sides. Either sex would appreciate doing naughty things to it.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

I'm sorry. But your ass gets genuine compliments from both sides. Either sex would appreciate doing naughty things to it.

Ignorance really is bliss. I now want to go back in time and not read this.