Even More Random Thoughts

[LikeableMe]

There was once a belief that licking your own elbow was the key to immortality.

Really?? I can just imagine people trying it, just in case. And those who said they didn’t, were probably just licking them in private!

 

[LikeableMe]

There was once a belief that licking your own elbow was the key to immortality.

I’m just imagining someone now, hearing about it and scoffing “hah! Don’t be stupid! I won’t be trying that!” Then making sure no one is looking, quickly licking their elbow and then acting innocent afterwards.

Thanks for the smile, I like hearing weird facts lol

 

[dashie33]

I’m just imagining someone now, hearing about it and scoffing “hah! Don’t be stupid! I won’t be trying that!” Then making sure no one is looking, quickly licking their elbow and then acting innocent afterwards.

Thanks for the smile, I like hearing weird facts lol

You're quite welcome. I like making people smile! Have a great day!

 

[BongoGal]

There was once a belief that licking your own elbow was the key to immortality.

For me, it's the key to dislocating my shoulder.

 

[TongueLust]

Don't fuck with the food. lol

 

[Spins]

Well, I am not dead.

 

[TongueLust]

Being surprised no longer matters.

 

[LegendaryALT]

Time for me to go back into my bubble

 

[Mr_Underground]

Bang her in the shower so she is already wet and dont have to fake it for your gross ass.

 

[SophieUK]

9kg is manageable .. should I stick or push on to 10 kg ? Today’s conundrum..

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Is there anything sweeter than watching a puppy wag her tail while she's sleeping?

 

[Fermina_Daza]

I feel this strong urge to watch the movie Indian Summer and I am not sure why.

 

[Xerxes82]

That feeling when nobody has tried to get in your e-pants for a long while and you're overwhelmingly relieved because you felt awkward and inadequate when it used to happen, but you're a little bit disappointed that you've lost your sex appeal.

 

[Mei5ter]

That feeling when nobody has tried to get in your e-pants for a long while and you're overwhelmingly relieved because you felt awkward and inadequate when it used to happen, but you're a little bit disappointed that you've lost your sex appeal.

E-pants. The female equivalent being pant-Es?

 

[Xerxes82]

E-pants. The female equivalent being pant-Es?

I'm just glad somebody around here gets me.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

That feeling when nobody has tried to get in your e-pants for a long while and you're overwhelmingly relieved because you felt awkward and inadequate when it used to happen, but you're a little bit disappointed that you've lost your sex appeal.

Don’t worry...someone will feel sorry for you after reading this sad post and you’ll be e-humping again in no time.

 

[Spins]

Why are cookie cakes so good?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

That looks like Colby Keller! Grrr

 

[ElliesExplorations]

When things get really tough in all directions, what do you do?

 

[TongueLust]

Thank goodness we postponed the trip. #Luz🕯

 

[LikeableMe]

I don’t know whether I will be able to do my job today.. I’m going in, and going to try.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Deleting my snarky post about karma, realizing it goes both ways.

 

[rlaflamme]

Ever been sitting in silence and a ding from the phone makes you jump out of your skin?

 

[MsLead]

Ever been sitting in silence and a ding from the phone makes you jump out of your skin?

Yes....

 

[rlaflamme]

Yes....

Not sure about you, but I laugh out loud after