Even More Random Thoughts

[TongueLust]

Under the Cherry Moon, it's extra cheesy, but I can't stop watching. lol

#Prince

 

[Orchidea73]

At this point, nothing can subvert my expectations than a really good story. Just for once, right a good damn story rather than worry about subverting my expectations.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Dude, get the feeling my braless MILF neighbor did not appreciate me referring to her as Chesty Larue.

 

[SugarSpiceAndLace]

F*ck. It's going to be one of those days.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

My parents used to warn me to be careful of the company I keep. Maybe they were right. I still keep the same company, and we both have bullet holes in our bedroom ceilings.

 

[Corbal]

My parents used to warn me to be careful of the company I keep. Maybe they were right. I still keep the same company, and we both have bullet holes in our bedroom ceilings.

Um...I was gonna post something and then read your post and forgot what my something was.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Um...I was gonna post something and then read your post and forgot what my something was.

Not to worry. We were aiming at each other, but we’re both terrible shots.

 

[Lmizzler]

I think this weekend needs to include a haircut and shower beer at some point.

 

[Chillygirl]

I think this weekend needs to include a haircut and shower beer at some point.

I haven’t had a shower beer in forever

 

[ydahecnot]

It’s a must in Vegas

 

[Chillygirl]

The strawberries from Fred Meyers don’t taste as good as the strawberries from Costco...

 

[SassySheDevil]

The strawberries from Fred Meyers don’t taste as good as the strawberries from Costco...

Did you get the zebra popcorn?

 

[Chillygirl]

Did you get the zebra popcorn?

They didn’t have it I’m on the search or will make it homemade...

 

[SassySheDevil]

They didn’t have it I’m on the search or will make it homemade...

Because it is on sale right now. I had to find it on one of the end caps. But as we both know our Costco's off can carry different things.

 

[Chillygirl]

Because it is on sale right now. I had to find it on one of the end caps. But as we both know our Costco's off can carry different things.

Oh I’ll get some one way or another

 

[Orchidea73]

Ice cube or spoon?

 

[TongueLust]

Exactly, honor and give those who do good their flowers while they are living.

 

[Shi_One81]

Hubby is out mowing and opened the bedroom window from the outside and grabbed my ass... now I’m scared I’m going to be abducted in the middle of the night, but he says they’ll bring me back... quick. Lol

 

[Orchidea73]

Me: You're embarrassing yourself!
Dog: Does it look like I care woman?!

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Me: You're embarrassing yourself!
Dog: Does it look like I care woman?!

Me ; your avatar changes the last couple of days reminded me of a fashion show in Milan and a confident model working the run way and the crowd.

 

[TongueLust]

Jesus wasn't the only one resurrected.

 

[SithLordSexyPants1]

Just wondering, if unsolicited dick pics are junk mail, what are unsolicited chest pictures called?

 

[TongueLust]

He needs to go, I'm glad the women realized that he was playing games.

 

[ydahecnot]

Just wondering, if unsolicited dick pics are junk mail, what are unsolicited chest pictures called?

Mail bags?

 

[Corbal]

I usually wanna' punch Taylor Swift in the twat.

But when her song, 'You need to Calm Down' comes on I start dancing and acting all saucy.

Don't tell anyone.

I'll lose "mean bitch" points.