Even More Random Thoughts

[Modern_drunkard]

Same only it’s tequila

Same but Codeine

 

[Dazer3]

My fucking face hurts.

 

[barefootgirl69]

They need to hurry up and go to bed so I can get some ME TIME!

 

[SassySheDevil]

Speaking of me time. Maybe that's what will snap me out of this mood so i can sleep.

 

[Chillygirl]

.....

 

[AlpineFresco]

Snowing, huh? Sure, why not.

 

[Tallulah82]

Should I request a dick pic? And by request, I mean demand. Hmmm.

 

[hairball18]

Should I request a dick pic? And by request, I mean demand. Hmmm.

They would have to say yes.

 

[Tallulah82]

They would have to say yes.

You'd think, wouldn't you? But nooooo. It seems like the ones I want to see are like made of gold or something. Too rare, too valuable to let me just be willy-nilly with them.

Pffft.

 

[hairball18]

You'd think, wouldn't you? But nooooo. It seems like the ones I want to see are like made of gold or something. Too rare, too valuable to let me just be willy-nilly with them.

Pffft.

Tell them you own an art gallery and are looking for pieces of art to exhibit.

 

[Orchidea73]

curves...

https://images.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1474396266ra/20593945.gif

 

[Rapha_79]

You'd think, wouldn't you? But nooooo. It seems like the ones I want to see are like made of gold or something. Too rare, too valuable to let me just be willy-nilly with them.

Pffft.

I’m sure if you post an open request, your inbox will stuffed with a veritable smorgasbord of dick. Whether you’ll actually want to see any of them is another matter entirely.

 

[TongueLust]

This live has me in tears.#Release

 

[Tallulah82]

Tell them you own an art gallery and are looking for pieces of art to exhibit.

Oh, I'm not about to trick anyone into it. I prefer openness. Any dicks in my Dick Directory are categorised by 1) hairiness 2) its ability to make me laugh 3) frequency of erectness. There's also a special category that I use, but that's linked to my Cum Cam Catalogue.

I’m sure if you post an open request, your inbox will stuffed with a veritable smorgasbord of dick. Whether you’ll actually want to see any of them is another matter entirely.

Indeed

 

[ErisTeori]

My cats determine my vacuuming schedule. Right now they are napping, so the vacuuming stays undone.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Is it too late for breakfast?

 

[TongueLust]

Good and sad dates coming up. 🕯 *Sigh*

 

[Esslemont]

When the team your playing tonight shows up at the pub before the game too.

Lol..***** is fantastic!

We’re going to shit the bed heavy tonight.

P.s. They’re getting killed at karaoke trivia. Awesome.

Hope the other email senders on this website have a kick ass Friday night meeting up with people and having fun. Fuck yeah.

For the rest...make sure you have windex to see each other better.

 

[barefootgirl69]

You're one to talk.

 

[Chillygirl]

Every time I hear Dead or Alive by Bon Jovi I picture that crab fishing show...man I love Sig and Edgar Hansen....that’s a threesome I need!

 

[2021Noobie]

Dogs can be really really impatient!!

 

[TongueLust]

How did I get H? Wrong letter. lol

 

[catherinewheel77]

It’s gotta suck to be a beta.

 

[Sundayschild]

It’s gotta suck to be a beta.

Not a frat I'd join

 

[catherinewheel77]

Not a frat I'd join

That’s a given. ‘Cause you’re a man’s man.