Even More Random Thoughts

[TongueLust]

That's a lot of email accounts. lol

 

[Chillygirl]

At what point do I give up on my lawn and just let it become forest?

 

[mnbreastluver]

As a kid it seemed a lot more likely that you would one day be stranded on a desert island.

 

[TongueLust]

Let them do the rest. #Cut

 

[MrStooTheT]

Today has been a good one

 

[JennyNo1]

5 years? *does the math* Noooo, I don't think so....

 

[DarkSimian]

5 years? *does the math* Noooo, I don't think so....

What are we doing?

 

[JennyNo1]

What are we doing?

Math! Focus!

 

[DarkSimian]

Math! Focus!

What's in 5 yrs?

 

[DarkSimian]

If the CDC said wearing a brown shirt would slow the spread of Covid-19, how many of you would wear one? Asking for a friend....

 

[DarkSimian]

That’s your controversy? That you’re an anti-masker?

*yawns*

I thought it was the elusive cock shot.

Don't make me send you a dick pic (the real thing, not a rooster)

And I'm sure there are plenty here that will see me as a heretic...

 

[Orchidea73]

It feels like Saturday.

Wait... maybe because it is here. lol

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Muh fuckers spending Friday night alone in bed listening to the Smiths like they were 17 years old and that muh fucker is me.

 

[Orchidea73]

Muh fuckers spending Friday night alone in bed listening to the Smiths like they were 17 years old and that muh fucker is me.

I like the Smiths. Nothing wrong with that.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

I like the Smiths. Nothing wrong with that.

Take me out tonight
Where there's music and there's people
And they're young and alive
Driving in your car
I never never want to go home
Because I haven't got one
Anymore

 

[Orchidea73]

Take me out tonight
Where there's music and there's people
And they're young and alive
Driving in your car
I never never want to go home
Because I haven't got one
Anymore

Take me out tonight
Because I want to see people and I
Want to see life

 

[mnbreastluver]

People who start off a sentence with "hate to burst your bubble" are loving bursting your bubble.

 

[emsway]

I wonder if relaxation music and defusing relaxing oils would work on cats.

 

[TongueLust]

It's funny when people say things on purpose to try and get a reaction.

 

[LikeableMe]

Why does he like me?

 

[SinfuIDreams]

I wonder if relaxation music and defusing relaxing oils would work on cats.

It does just not sounds of the ocean. They either get hypo looking for fish or the noise of waves crashing over rocks stress them out.
Pipes and flute music works well

 

[Spins]

Is the sanitation of history an ongoing product of our need to control the past to guarantee the future, or the need to guarantee the past against the future?

 

[Taegul]

If your Covid face mask smells funny, it probably ain't the mask...

*Cough* Brush your teeth *Cough*

Oops, I guess I shouldn't be coughing.

 

[JennyNo1]

Well that was kind of assholey.

 

[Xerxes82]

The difference between 'I would absolutely fuck you' and 'I am trying to fuck you' doesn't feel that subtle. But perhaps I'm wrong on that.