Even More Random Thoughts

[ydahecnot]

You know when people start humoring you because you’re The Old Litster?
Hey. That me.

Now, now, have some nice, soft mashed potatoes and a Xanax

 

[rlaflamme]

Can laundry just do itself please.

 

[ydahecnot]

Can laundry just do itself please.

If my pants start masturbating, I’m chucking them in the Goodwill bin

 

[Orchidea73]

Either there are too many men slut around. Or just the "unknown known" few going in circles as vegetation of their pastures becomes more diverse. lol

 

[SassySheDevil]

Do you suppose it's because your ego is bigger than your dick ???

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

Well that didn’t take long.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Yes.

My ego is bigger than my dick, but I have a giant ego lol.

as long as something is big. Game on !!

 

[TongueLust]

Stay vigilant on the road, and watch those sharp objects. #Ogun🕯

 

[VoraciousValue]

A question that has long been on my mind has been reemerging lately. Everyone says they're "too busy" to do things. They're going to work, they're taking their kids somewhere, they're going out of town to shout at squirrels in the woods.

But here's what I want to know: If everyone is as busy as they claim to be, why is it that adultery is still such a popular sport??

 

[SMNaughtywife]

A question that has long been on my mind has been reemerging lately. Everyone says they're "too busy" to do things. They're going to work, they're taking their kids somewhere, they're going out of town to shout at squirrels in the woods.

But here's what I want to know: If everyone is as busy as they claim to be, why is it that adultery is still such a popular sport??

Because saying “this/that/you are not a priority at the moment” is a hard line to spit out. Speaking the truth all together is a hard, so let’s just blanket it with BS, smile pretty and go back to our “busy” life. Yuppers.

 

[Suntimefuntime]

Being able to pinpoint someone’s biggest weakness/insecurity is a specialty of mine. I have zero fucks left and if he keeps running his mouth I won’t feel an ounce of guilt for eviscerating him in front of everyone.

 

[TongueLust]

I'm really liking this candle flame.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Being able to pinpoint someone’s biggest weakness/insecurity is a specialty of mine. I have zero fucks left and if he keeps running his mouth I won’t feel an ounce of guilt for eviscerating him in front of everyone.

I admire people who can do that. I literally have zero fucks left myself, but I can't call people out on their shit.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Might fuck around and sue my newest slam piece for cutting my mouth with her underwire bra.

 

[Xerxes82]

Have you ever noticed that when somebody tells you not to do a thing, it only makes you want to do it more?

And that it works even when you tell yourself you shouldn't do a thing?

Because I'm noticing that right now.

 

[Orchidea73]

She is like predatory cat.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Oops! Wrong thread!

 

[rlaflamme]

Being a rock isn't always easy, but it is a wonderful thing to be.

 

[VoraciousValue]

What do Dutch people yell out when they fuck? Do they have some Dutch equivalent of "OH YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!?" Or do they just mutter about windmills and chocolate?

 

[Xerxes82]

Taking a long look around, and yeah, I'm pretty sure that's going to be the last straw for me. Seems as a good a place as any.

 

[Chillygirl]

I’m pretty sure Jake is going to bang my head off a wall...and not in a fun way either!

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Taking a long look around, and yeah, I'm pretty sure that's going to be the last straw for me. Seems as a good a place as any.

I hope its not what I think it is and that you stay. You are one of the good ones.

I’m pretty sure Jake is going to bang my head off a wall...and not in a fun way either!

Had my head banged off a wall numerous times and never found it fun. I'm pretty sure this is why I have memory problems. I forget what I wanted to say here. Oh well, I'm sure I had a point. You get what I mean.

 

[Shenanigans90]

Damn, this thread allows me to create sexy scenarios in my vivid imagination.

 

[TongueLust]

I'm going to start charging, fucking listen the first time.
Stop annoying my eguns.

 

[TongueLust]

I said stock up a while ago, pay attention.
Stay alert when you are out shopping, etc.
Some people are getting desperate.