Even More Random Thoughts

Dude, say what you will about my choice in women but I can always pick out the Friday Happy Hour slut at the local Chilis.
 
Am I the only one who sees her name and starts singing "Daisy Love, my Daisy Love....I need ya, oh, how I need ya!" (You know the tune, right? "BABY LOVE")

No? Just me? :eek:

I don't know about singing but with that smoking AV of hers at least she can't smack me up the side of the head again and say "my eyes are up here dumbass"
 
Do Futbol fans “ tailgate “ pre game or something along those lines ?

I wonder what they call it , what’s their coin phrase for their pre game ritual in their respective regions of the world.
 
When I drink pumpkin spice coffee, how long afterward does it take for me to become a basic bitch? Do I immediately transform into wearing leggings, boots, plaid shirt, and a scarf? Or is the speed of change dependent upon the amount of spice consumed?
 
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