Even More Random Thoughts

[kentuckymtnman]

700 miles is a long way to drive

 

[BadAmy]

There is a drug to help suspend my natural facial creases and freeze my smile?
Oh big pharma...stay golden!
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[frmtutanota]

I'd do that....

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Sorry, dude. Not happening.

 

[ydahecnot]

700 miles is a long way to drive

Try about 2,400 over six days

 

[SassySheDevil]

200 miles to go. 2 kids out. 1 to go. End of a wonderful coastal weekend.

 

[DarkSimian]

200 miles to go. 2 kids out. 1 to go. End of a wonderful coastal weekend.

*pounce tackle* Happy New Year, sis

 

[rlaflamme]

Everybody just waits around for somebody else to do the right thing.

And looks the other way when the right things is done because it is batter to bash the bad than to compliment the good.

 

[mnbreastluver]

She doesn’t even realize what an idiot he is.

 

[Sundayschild]

It's John Candy doing the voices!

 

[mnbreastluver]

Human mouths always had the ability to beat-box. Someone a thousand years ago could have dropped the sickest beats of all time.

 

[Dardesstra]

Do the directions for cooking a frozen pizza really need to include "remove pizza from box"?

 

[SassySheDevil]

*pounce tackle* Happy New Year, sis

I'm sorry I missed this beasty! Happy New Year sweet friend.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I do believe I did it again.

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

When the dinosaurs saw the incoming comet streaking through the sky, did they make a wish?

 

[Shi_One81]

I’ve requested my photo thread be removed from Am Pics and I’m signing out of Lit for the foreseeable future. TNMan talked me into not closing my account. I’m not in a good place right now and I don’t like people who are stalkers.

Have fun, y’all!

 

[Xerxes82]

Do the directions for cooking a frozen pizza really need to include "remove pizza from box"?

When I was in high school I was at the home of the cute girl I liked and she tried to make a frozen pizza without taking it off the cardboard circle. It was hilarious and sad and she was completely mortified.

 

[JenniferSimms]

Who gave the very first blowjob? Was it Eve?

 

[mnbreastluver]

If vegans had just started with "it makes your penis bigger" then half the population would've been vegan long ago.

 

[MsLead]

If vegans had just started with "it makes your penis bigger" then half the population would've been vegan long ago.

And the other half wouldn't be cooking a pot roast....

 

[barefootgirl69]

And the other half wouldn't be cooking a pot roast....

I can't breathe!

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Don’t over mix the cornbread muffin mix. Lumpy in this case is a good thing.

 

[MsLead]

I can't breathe!

Now you got me gasping for breath!

 

[TongueLust]

I need to listen to my reading, I don't have time for the fuckery.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Do our pets really like being kept as captives?