Eroticize a Holiday Song!

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Just to keep us all in writing shape over the holidays, a little game. Works like this. You post part of a holiday song with words missing, and someone takes up the challenge of filling in those blanks with words that not only suit the song, but make it apropos for Literotica.

I'll start with this challenge: the opening verses of "Let it Snow":

"Oh, the weather outside is________________
But the _____________ is so delightful,
And since we've no place to go, Let it _________, Let it ________, Let it _______.

_________ doesn't show signs of stopping,
And I've brought some ___________ for popping,
The lights are turned way down low,
Let it_______, Let it ____________, Let it ___________."

Have at it, wordsmiths!

 

[Stella_Omega]

but-- that song is already ripe with erotic promise as it is...

 

[Dual_Triode]

I'll Try!

"Oh, the weather outside is sinful,
But the heat is so delightful,
And since we've no place to go, Let it grow, Let it flow, Let it blow.

Master doesn't show signs of stopping,
And I've brought some whips for popping,
The lights are turned way down low,
Let it glow, Let it flow, Let it blow."

Up on the housetop ___________,
Out _____ good old ___________.
Down thru the ______ with lots of ____,
All for the __________, _________ joys.

Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn’t ___.
Ho, ho, ho! _____________!
Up on the housetop, _____, _____, _____.
Down thru the _______ with good _______.

 

[Ellafun]

We used to sing The Christmas Song and deliberately leave out words when we sang it:

"Chestnuts roasting on an open fire,
Jack Frost nipping at your hmmmmmmmm
Yuletide carols being hmmmmm by a choir,
and folks hmmmmmmming eskimoes..."

You get the idea, I'm sure.

 

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"Oh, the weather outside is sinful,
But the heat is so delightful,
And since we've no place to go, Let it grow, Let it flow, Let it blow.

Master doesn't show signs of stopping,
And I've brought some whips for popping,
The lights are turned way down low,
Let it glow, Let it flow, Let it blow."

LOL! Brilliant! I love it.

 

[Bramblethorn]

Here comes _____ _____,
Here comes _____ _____,
Right down _____ _____ _____,
Vixen and _____ and all his _____
Pullin' on the reins.

Bells are ringin', _____ singin',
All is _____ and bright.
So hang your _____ and say your prayers,
'Cause _____ _____ comes tonight.
Here comes _____ _____,
Here comes _____ _____,
Right down _____ _____ _____,
He's got a bag that's filled with toys
For boys and girls again.
Hear those _____ _____ jingle jangle,
Oh what a beautiful sight,
So jump in bed,
and cover your _____,
'Cause _____ _____ comes tonight.