Erotic Fortunes Told

[forestpoet]

Shit. I am impressed. This is spot on accurate.

My second wife died a few years ago and that did indeed represent a major change. I left that stage of my life behind and I'm somewhat averse to having a relationship at this time.

A close friend who was indeed jealous of me for my kids and my resources have now parted ways. He's one of those who thinks that because I have money that he has a right to it. My problem is that when I have helped him in the past he has squandered the help I gave him. Like I sent him money for food and then saw on Facebook where he spent the money on model rockets.

I'm also dealing with prostate cancer. I was rather expecting to be gone by now yet I am still here. Still pretty functional, too. My PSA in April was 27 and last week it was 3.1. Major improvement. I am doing a regimen that my HMO and some people on this board would never approve of and all the same it seems to be working so I'll keep at it.

I have no idea who is going to push me to look deep inside myself. Maybe it's someone I haven't met yet.

In any case, thank you.

I am very sorry to hear about your second wife and your health .Even though I'm glad to hear about the improvement, it still must be a challenge to go through. Based on what you've said so far, I think that you are yet to meet the person you need, but keep an eye out for them, because they'll be coming into your life soon if they aren't already there.

 

[forestpoet]

Once before, I had my fortune read. It was so accurate that I've been afraid to do that again.

But I'm willing to try again publically for my erotic fortune.

Thank you,

DeeDee

I'll try my best to not be too frightening, then!

Alright, I've drawn The Emperor in your past, the inverted two of cups in your present, and the inverted King of cups in your future. This is already a very interesting spread and suggests you're moving in the direction of a pretty deep relationship, but let's break that down.

The Emperor is in your past and is a very strong card representing authority. This is telling me that you were involved in a situation where one person held all the power in the dynamic, which could be good or bad depending on your own wants.
This is followed up by the inverted two of cups, which suggests you're currently emotionally available and looking for a connection. Perhaps it's related to that Emperor in the past and you want to experience more of that dynamic but aren't currently getting it?
Lastly, the inverted king of cups is your future. The court cards usually represent a specific person, in this case someone who will help you sort out your own inner feelings and be a figure of strength in your life. However, you should be careful because the King of cups can also be emotionally manipulative and may be using you for their own ends.

 

[DeeDeeX2]

Thank you for your thoughtful analysis. I certainly have been in seemingly powerless situations and relationships that crushed my soul and hardened my heart. Am I destined to repeat the same mistakes in my search for meaningful relationships? Maybe so. Hopefully, I've learned from my mistakes and can be in the lookout for the King of cups. Am I strong enough to break the cycle of repeated heartbreaks that my fortune suggests?

 

[forestpoet]

Thank you for your thoughtful analysis. I certainly have been in seemingly powerless situations and relationships that crushed my soul and hardened my heart. Am I destined to repeat the same mistakes in my search for meaningful relationships? Maybe so. Hopefully, I've learned from my mistakes and can be in the lookout for the King of cups. Am I strong enough to break the cycle of repeated heartbreaks that my fortune suggests?

I have a hunch you have that strength within you, even if you haven't found it yet

 

[Baztrachian]

Overall, not a very promising reading. Since it's no fun to leave people on a negative note, I drew one more card for you, specifically about advice to improving the outlook for sex. I drew the inverted queen of pentacles. Like the knight, the queen is a court card and usually represents a specific person. In this case, someone who's going to push you to look deep inside yourself. Classically, the queen cards are all said to be women, but I find that this isn't always the case and so they might be otherwise in your case.

You have really spooked me out. Last night I got a call after 10pm from a girl I had known in high school and who I had not seen since an informal class reunion gathering in 2018. She called to tell me that a friend of ours from high school had committed suicide following a bad divorce and an estrangement from his daughter.

Her timing was remarkable coming just hours after your reading. Aside from the phone call I have no idea if we will reconnect. All the same it is still remarkable to me.

Thank you again.

 

[forestpoet]

You have really spooked me out. Last night I got a call after 10pm from a girl I had known in high school and who I had not seen since an informal class reunion gathering in 2018. She called to tell me that a friend of ours from high school had committed suicide following a bad divorce and an estrangement from his daughter.

Her timing was remarkable coming just hours after your reading. Aside from the phone call I have no idea if we will reconnect. All the same it is still remarkable to me.

Thank you again.

Oh goodness, I'm very sorry to hear about the mutual friend. But as for the classmate who contacted you, I'll be hoping that everything goes the way you would want with her and she really does give you what you need to do that introspection the cards suggested!

 

[forestpoet]

Also, good morning to everyone who is currently in the morning! The weekend has rolled around for me at last, which means I have plenty of time for telling fortunes. If anyone else is looking to get their fortune told in the realms of love or lust, step right up!