Erotic Fortunes Told

[forestpoet]

Hello and greetings, one and all! I'm very new here and thought a good way to dip my toes in the water, so to speak, would be to share a bit of fun. I have a talent with fortune-telling (or so I've been told) and will gladly tell any fortunes related to love, lust, or any other related emotions for you kind folks. There's only a small chance I'll use it as a thinly-veiled segue into flirting with you, so what do you have to lose?

If it matters for these purposes, I'm 33, male, and living in the eastern time zone of the US.

 

[kreemi_pi]

Hello and greetings, one and all! I'm very new here and thought a good way to dip my toes in the water, so to speak, would be to share a bit of fun. I have a talent with fortune-telling (or so I've been told) and will gladly tell any fortunes related to love, lust, or any other related emotions for you kind folks. There's only a small chance I'll use it as a thinly-veiled segue into flirting with you, so what do you have to lose?

If it matters for these purposes, I'm 33, male, and living in the eastern time zone of the US.

Ok I'll bite. Hit me, fortune teller...

 

[forestpoet]

Ok I'll bite. Hit me, fortune teller...

Gladly Do you want it here or private messages, and do you have a specific question or should I give a general reading?

 

[kreemi_pi]

General reading. Do it here baby I aint shy

 

[forestpoet]

General reading. Do it here baby I aint shy

Alright, then! I'll do a standard three-card reading for you then.

The cards drawn are the inverted seven of pentacles, the inverted four of wands, and the upright eight of wands. Generally speaking, wands is the suit of sexuality, so I'm seeing right away a general trend of increasing libido compared to where you were at in the past.

The inverted seven of pentacles is in your past and represents a lack of foresight. Since we're talking sex here, I feel like that means you were more interested in experiences than stability. The four of wands is in your present. Normally the four of wands represents stability in something you've been working on, but since it's been inverted, that would suggest you're going through a big change in your sex life right now. Lastly we have the eight of wands in your future. This represents a sudden change and, considering the previous card, I would say is going to directly relate to the present change. I'm getting the feeling it's more about finding something new about yourself more than something basic like finding a new partner, though.

 

[kreemi_pi]

The inverted seven of pentacles is in your past and represents a lack of foresight. Since we're talking sex here, I feel like that means you were more interested in experiences than stability.

Yeah, you definitely nailed that part.

 

[kreemi_pi]

Alright, then! I'll do a standard three-card reading for you then.

a general trend of increasing libido compared to where you were at in the past.

I'd say it runs in cycles but that's where i am now

 

[forestpoet]

Yeah, you definitely nailed that part.

Always happy to be of service! I hope you've been catching all the experiences you could hope for, then ;P

 

[forestpoet]

I'd say it runs in cycles but that's where i am now

With cycles, there's always that ebb and flow. If you're on the increasing phase of your cycle, however, then that's two out of three. You'd better watch for any surprise new interests coming your way! haha

 

[kreemi_pi]

Normally the four of wands represents stability in something you've been working on, but since it's been inverted, that would suggest you're going through a big change in your sex life right now. Lastly we have the eight of wands in your future. This represents a sudden change and, considering the previous card, I would say is going to directly relate to the present change. I'm getting the feeling it's more about finding something new about yourself more than something basic like finding a new partner, though.

This relates to seeking and finding a partner mostly...hard for me to say, i don't often consciously think about that, when it happens it feels more unplanned. But I think i DO tend to come out the other side of a "high libido cycle" with one preferred partner that i focus on for awhile.

 

[kreemi_pi]

Yeah. I'd say you did pretty good

 

[forestpoet]

Yeah. I'd say you did pretty good

Thank you for letting me read for you! If you ever want another one, you know where to find me

 

[kreemi_pi]

 

[Sexydrana]

Oh do tell me my fortune please! And thank you

 

[forestpoet]

Oh do tell me my fortune please! And thank you

I would be happy to!

Your cards are the inverted four of pentacles, the two of cups, and the inverted Hanged Man.

The inverted four of pentacles is in your past. This is indicating that previously, you've been letting a job get in the way of your sex life more than you would want. It could also be something related to health, but since you're a virgo and they tend to be a bit on the perfectionist side, I'm definitely leaning more toward the career for you.
The two of cups is in your present. This card suggests that you're in the process of meeting someone who you can really connect with. Could be in person, could be on Lit, but either way they really understand you and help you better understand yourself.
Lastly we have the Hanged Man in your future. This represents indecision or stalling on your part. This tells me that there's something you really want to experience, but you're not sure if you're ready to pursue it or not, most likely in relation to that person you're meeting in your present.

 

[Sexydrana]

I would be happy to!

Your cards are the inverted four of pentacles, the two of cups, and the inverted Hanged Man.

The inverted four of pentacles is in your past. This is indicating that previously, you've been letting a job get in the way of your sex life more than you would want. It could also be something related to health, but since you're a virgo and they tend to be a bit on the perfectionist side, I'm definitely leaning more toward the career for you.
The two of cups is in your present. This card suggests that you're in the process of meeting someone who you can really connect with. Could be in person, could be on Lit, but either way they really understand you and help you better understand yourself.
Lastly we have the Hanged Man in your future. This represents indecision or stalling on your part. This tells me that there's something you really want to experience, but you're not sure if you're ready to pursue it or not, most likely in relation to that person you're meeting in your present.

Oh how interesting, I wonder who it is I’m in the process of meeting that I connect with as you say… I do admit I have been a little frustrated with my love life this year let alone my sex life lmao.

Thank you again from the west coast!

 

[forestpoet]

Oh how interesting, I wonder who it is I’m in the process of meeting that I connect with as you say… I do admit I have been a little frustrated with my love life this year let alone my sex life lmao.

Thank you again from the west coast!

We can never know for certain who the tides of life will bring our way. It might even be me hahaha

And I can certainly relate to the frustrations in love and sex. This year has been terrible in that regard, to say the least.

 

[Sexydrana]

We can never know for certain who the tides of life will bring our way. It might even be me hahaha

I don’t know… I read cards too and they can give some insight I probably can’t tell fortunes quite like you though so maybe it could even be you

And I can certainly relate to the frustrations in love and sex. This year has been terrible in that regard, to say the least.

Tell me about it hahaha. I was trying to have a wedding date to my friend’s wedding but alas my hopes were too high But I still had fun so that’s really what matters.

 

[forestpoet]

I don’t know… I read cards too and they can give some insight I probably can’t tell fortunes quite like you though so maybe it could even be you

Tell me about it hahaha. I was trying to have a wedding date to my friend’s wedding but alas my hopes were too high But I still had fun so that’s really what matters.

Well whether I am the one or not, I'd love to chat about the cards with you if you were ever up for it! It's always a pleasure to meet someone with similar interests

And I agree, having fun is what matters! I've gone on a few dates on my end, but they were all varying degrees of disappointing.

 

[Sexydrana]

Well whether I am the one or not, I'd love to chat about the cards with you if you were ever up for it! It's always a pleasure to meet someone with similar interests

I am always down to meet new people who also hold similar interests . I seriously went to a mystics fair this year just to talk to random vendors and one of whom I met and I won a free tarot reading from. We talked about my reading of course but also just about the cards themselves hahaha. I dabble in tarot, but also kipper and lenormand. I find the esoteric fascinating.

And I agree, having fun is what matters! I've gone on a few dates on my end, but they were all varying degrees of disappointing.

Hahaha we both have had similar disappointments this year, haven’t we? Suppose there’s always a reason haha

 

[forestpoet]

I am always down to meet new people who also hold similar interests . I seriously went to a mystics fair this year just to talk to random vendors and one of whom I met and I won a free tarot reading from. We talked about my reading of course but also just about the cards themselves hahaha. I dabble in tarot, but also kipper and lenormand. I find the esoteric fascinating.

Hahaha we both have had similar disappointments this year, haven’t we? Suppose there’s always a reason haha

We'll have to discuss these similar interests in more detail But seriously, it's great to meet a fellow lover of the esoteric! There's just so much fascinating material to dig into. There's also a decent amount which goes along well with sensuality, which I'm sure will be of keen interest to people around here. haha

 

[Baztrachian]

Hello and greetings, one and all! I'm very new here and thought a good way to dip my toes in the water, so to speak, would be to share a bit of fun. I have a talent with fortune-telling (or so I've been told) and will gladly tell any fortunes related to love, lust, or any other related emotions for you kind folks. There's only a small chance I'll use it as a thinly-veiled segue into flirting with you, so what do you have to lose?

If it matters for these purposes, I'm 33, male, and living in the eastern time zone of the US.

I'd be fine with a public reading.

 

[forestpoet]

I'd be fine with a public reading.

I'd be happy to oblige! As with the others, I'm doing a standard three-card array.

Your cards are Death, the inverted Knight of Cups, and the inverted three of Pentacles.

Death is in your past and represents a major change. Most likely, you've left a stage of your life behind and entered an entirely new one and that's affecting your sex life. The knight of cups is a court card and those typically represent a specific person, in this case tied to your past. Because it's inverted, that suggests this individual is jealous. Lastly, the inverted three of pentacles is your future. Because it's inverted, that suggests you'll be working alone for a time on your sexuality.

Overall, not a very promising reading. Since it's no fun to leave people on a negative note, I drew one more card for you, specifically about advice to improving the outlook for sex. I drew the inverted queen of pentacles. Like the knight, the queen is a court card and usually represents a specific person. In this case, someone who's going to push you to look deep inside yourself. Classically, the queen cards are all said to be women, but I find that this isn't always the case and so they might be otherwise in your case.

 

[DeeDeeX2]

Once before, I had my fortune read. It was so accurate that I've been afraid to do that again.

But I'm willing to try again publically for my erotic fortune.

Thank you,

DeeDee

 

[Baztrachian]

I'd be happy to oblige! As with the others, I'm doing a standard three-card array.

Your cards are Death, the inverted Knight of Cups, and the inverted three of Pentacles.

Death is in your past and represents a major change. Most likely, you've left a stage of your life behind and entered an entirely new one and that's affecting your sex life. The knight of cups is a court card and those typically represent a specific person, in this case tied to your past. Because it's inverted, that suggests this individual is jealous. Lastly, the inverted three of pentacles is your future. Because it's inverted, that suggests you'll be working alone for a time on your sexuality.

Overall, not a very promising reading. Since it's no fun to leave people on a negative note, I drew one more card for you, specifically about advice to improving the outlook for sex. I drew the inverted queen of pentacles. Like the knight, the queen is a court card and usually represents a specific person. In this case, someone who's going to push you to look deep inside yourself. Classically, the queen cards are all said to be women, but I find that this isn't always the case and so they might be otherwise in your case.

Shit. I am impressed. This is spot on accurate.

My second wife died a few years ago and that did indeed represent a major change. I left that stage of my life behind and I'm somewhat averse to having a relationship at this time.

A close friend who was indeed jealous of me for my kids and my resources have now parted ways. He's one of those who thinks that because I have money that he has a right to it. My problem is that when I have helped him in the past he has squandered the help I gave him. Like I sent him money for food and then saw on Facebook where he spent the money on model rockets.

I'm also dealing with prostate cancer. I was rather expecting to be gone by now yet I am still here. Still pretty functional, too. My PSA in April was 27 and last week it was 3.1. Major improvement. I am doing a regimen that my HMO and some people on this board would never approve of and all the same it seems to be working so I'll keep at it.

I have no idea who is going to push me to look deep inside myself. Maybe it's someone I haven't met yet.

In any case, thank you.